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[Ingrimm22]

i mean, look at me, what do you think?

[JEBesh]

PorcelynDoll wrote...

JEBesh wrote...

Staylost wrote...

Gross!

I'd rather have broodmother sex included in the game over *blech* dwarf sex.

Disgusting! I've just lost my appetite for the day. Thanks a lot!

Click here.

lol wtf is that?

That is the manifestation of all your darkest desires.

[PorcelynDoll]

I think you need hair club for men

[LdyShayna]

Yes. Do NOT look at he achievement list unless you want major plot spoilers. I'm avoiding it, myself.

[PorcelynDoll]

JEBesh wrote...

PorcelynDoll wrote...

JEBesh wrote...

Staylost wrote...

Gross!

I'd rather have broodmother sex included in the game over *blech* dwarf sex.

Disgusting! I've just lost my appetite for the day. Thanks a lot!

Click here.

lol wtf is that?

That is the manifestation of all your darkest desires.

You are as evil as you look lol

Modifié par PorcelynDoll, 27 octobre 2009 - 04:49 .

[Maria Caliban]

JEBesh wrote...

That is the manifestation of all your darkest desires.

My darkest desires are fairly lighthearted today.

[Eccer]

Why not be the first one to create dwarf sex as well?



"Yes we can!"

[JEBesh]

Maria Caliban wrote...

JEBesh wrote...

That is the manifestation of all your darkest desires.

My darkest desires are fairly lighthearted today.

Not your darkest desires. I'm sure I couldn't find a link to that on Youtube.

Unless..

[dtking3]

The Tiny Tim song reminded me more of Gnomes than Dwarves...

Aw, who am I kidding, they're the same

[Staylost]

Why everyone hating on Tiny Tim? That's not right!

And now we know what dwarves watch in their free time... Pickle surprise? I was right to tell everyone how gross you dwarves are!!!

Modifié par Staylost, 27 octobre 2009 - 05:45 .

[Herr Uhl]

JEBesh wrote...

Not your darkest desires. I'm sure I couldn't find a link to that on Youtube.

Unless..

That is just cruel to post. Now I will be confused for hours. Where is the pickle ideed <_<

[maerae]

JEBesh wrote...

Not your darkest desires. I'm sure I couldn't find a link to that on Youtube.

Unless..

LOL ..Oh that is ****in'  sick..

[JEBesh]

Herr Uhl wrote...

JEBesh wrote...

Not your darkest desires. I'm sure I couldn't find a link to that on Youtube.

Unless..

That is just cruel to post. Now I will be confused for hours. Where is the pickle ideed <_<

SPOILER:


It's not the one on the guy's head.

[Herr Uhl]

JEBesh wrote...

SPOILER:


It's not the one on the guy's head.

Yes, that was what I feared 

[TheTrueFurryKnight]

Perhaps it is thier peotry that attracks woman...



Do you feel likd fried mush and nug?



I do not like them Mister Klug

I do not like fried mush and nug?



Would you eat them on a rug?

If you eat, you'll get a hug!



I would not eat them on a rug

From you I would not want a hug



Then would you drink them from a jug?

Come on, come on, give them a chug!



I would not drink them from a jug

I'd rather eat a slimy slug



Would you eat them with a bug?

Would you share them with a thug?



I would not share them with a thug

I would not eat them with a bug

Not for a hug

Not on a rug

From a jug

I will not chug

come on, come on, now mister Klug

Are you on some kind of drug?



Eat them in this hole I dug

Eat them, eat them, don't just shrug



I've had it, had it, Mister Klug!

Down, into that hole you dug

Down with the thug

And the slug

And the bug



---By the Paragon Seuss, 2:12 Glory

[Mythgaard]

There's a Dwarven Hooker in the Pearl, romance on the installment plan.

[RPGmom28]

Yes, I romanced Alistair with my dwarf, and he slept with her.

[Viz79]

Morrigan and I have planned some sexah time together. And we're both baddies too.. muhaha. What a scene huh?

[Taritu]

Dwarf/human kids are possible, but rare. With elves, I assume it's the same as with humans, you get a kid of the other race.