Why Harry Potter pisses me off
#1
Posté 16 janvier 2011 - 04:33
Voldemort: Mwhahahahahahahaha I am going to kill you all!!!! Avada Kadav-
Death Eater: WHAT MAGIC IS THERE IS A HOLE IN HIS HEAD WE MUST FIND THIS WIZ-
Other Death Eater: AHHH WERE DYING RANDOML- OH **** WHAT THE HELL IS THAT GIANT GREEN THING WITH A POLE STICKING OUT OF IT QUICKLY SHOOT THE DEATH SPELL!!!!!!
Tank operatives: lolollololololololololololololololololol you cant hit us neener neener neeener. Let's blow em up lol.
KABOOOOOOMMMMM
*The soul sucky guys come*
Army: What do we do they're sucking our souls!!!! Oh wait lets just shoot them lawl.
#2
Posté 16 janvier 2011 - 04:45
Who would win?
#3
Posté 16 janvier 2011 - 04:47
Khayness wrote...
Harry Potter vs Twillight universe
Who would win?
Sparkling vampires would blind everyone
#4
Posté 16 janvier 2011 - 09:36
General Warfield wrote...
All the problems in the book with voldemort and friends could be solved if the wizards got help from us with our modern technolodgy!
But...But.... You're all filthy muggles.
#5
Posté 16 janvier 2011 - 09:43
#6
Posté 16 janvier 2011 - 09:51
FreezaSama wrote...
General Warfield wrote...
All the problems in the book with voldemort and friends could be solved if the wizards got help from us with our modern technolodgy!
But...But.... You're all filthy muggles.
Flithy muggles with guns.
#7
Posté 16 janvier 2011 - 11:56
#8
Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 12:41
Still, I can't like it. I think it's because I have yet to see a single idea in any of the stories which hasn't been taken from another story. It's completely derivative. It also takes itself WAY too seriously.
#9
Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 12:44
What? They couldn't pop Voldy in the head with a 9mm?
#10
Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 01:29
But what annoyed me was how *SPOILERS* the whole theme of the books is death, yet the end of the sixth and seventh book mentioned this. Not to mention that Harry's special power was a dead woman's love. Grrr...
Meh, Harry Potter sucks anyway.
#11
Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 01:33
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Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 01:43
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Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 01:52
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Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 02:29
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Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 02:34
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Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 03:48
#17
Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 04:13
Teddie Sage wrote...
@Busomjack, because she belongs to Ron.
more like because he's shagging his best friend's sister
#18
Guest_Rex Tremendae Majestatis_*
Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 04:27
Guest_Rex Tremendae Majestatis_*
So in other words, you can't play, watch or read the vast majority of games, movies and books then?Busomjack wrote...
You know, I have never liked Harry Potter but I have tried to appreciate it nonetheless as a good children's fable.
Still, I can't like it. I think it's because I have yet to see a single idea in any of the stories which hasn't been taken from another story. It's completely derivative. It also takes itself WAY too seriously.
#19
Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 04:47
Busomjack wrote...
You know, I have never liked Harry Potter but I have tried to appreciate it nonetheless as a good children's fable.
Still, I can't like it. I think it's because I have yet to see a single idea in any of the stories which hasn't been taken from another story. It's completely derivative. It also takes itself WAY too seriously.
Or maybe it's just because you have no soul. Who knows?
#20
Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 05:09
#21
Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 08:06
Teddie Sage wrote...
The only thing I hate about Harry Potter are the fanfictions and the role plays. People just can't write like J.K. Rowling and invent everything else... Makes me sick...
Lies
#22
Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 09:44
And besides, whose to say that it won't turn into a "Good Muggles & Wizards vs Evil Muggles & Wizards"????
That alone right there would just kill the story. And personally, if you don't like it or you hate it that much, why do you bother even watching or reading it???!!!
I swear, you make it sound as if you were dragged into watching ever single movie by your mother.
Modifié par Gyrannon, 17 janvier 2011 - 09:50 .
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