A Killing Sound
This topic reminds me of the ending to Wizards.
Exactly!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076929
http://en.wikipedia....i/Wizards_(film)
Why Harry Potter pisses me off
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General Warfield
, janv. 16 2011 04:33
#26
Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 02:45
The Potty 1
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Exactly!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076929
http://en.wikipedia....i/Wizards_(film)
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#27
Posté 18 janvier 2011 - 01:27
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Narrsan wrote...
Teddie Sage wrote...
The only thing I hate about Harry Potter are the fanfictions and the role plays. People just can't write like J.K. Rowling and invent everything else... Makes me sick...
Lies
Hell no...
#28
Posté 18 janvier 2011 - 05:10
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Look, at the very least, Harry Potter has been responsible for getting hundreds of kids into reading who otherwise didn't bother with books. My mom is an Elementery School librarian, she's seen it. So, for that reason alone, I think the series lives up to the hype.
#29
Posté 18 janvier 2011 - 05:16
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To the OP: Well, duh! Why do you think the magic people work so hard to keep themselves hidden from the real world? Because if we ever found out there WAS a magical world out there, we'd be invading them with tanks and planes and automatic weapons the very next day. 
And it's a war the witches and wizards would lose; there's just too many of us for them to overcome.
And it's a war the witches and wizards would lose; there's just too many of us for them to overcome.
#30
Posté 18 janvier 2011 - 05:19
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Have to agree with Blastback about the books, but the movies...such potential and so disappointing.
Ripe for remake I guess.
Ripe for remake I guess.
#31
Posté 19 janvier 2011 - 09:17
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To add on to that the death eaters would be like haha were going to shoot magic at them from up above!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!111
Then it would be like this is Captain Smith of the F-16 red rangers requesting to engage target
Captain Smith this is command you are permitted to open fire
Roger pew pew pew
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HOLY CRAP THAT THING IS HEADED STRAIGHT FOR US QUICK TURN IT INTO FEATHERS
HAHA STUPID MUGGLES NOTHING CAN BEAT MAGI-
Oh ****...
*10 more missiles blow them all up*
Oh by the dark lord that was a nasty fall...
Quick capture this one for study!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scientist 1: It seems that the subject is able to alter reality with nothing but a stick and his own will.
Scientist 2: That's amazing!! Is there anyway we can replicate that?!
Scientist 1: Yes in their brain they have a chemical that allows this we can make into a vaccine and make every human have magical powers!!!!
The next day
Death eater leader after voldemort was killed with a sniper and all of his horcruxes were found with satellites and nuked in the arizona desert: WE WILL MAKE THESE MUGGLES PAY FOR TASSA- erm I mean Aui- NO I mean Emp- **** VOLDEMORT FOR VOLDEMORT! Wait what they hell are those...
WIZARDS TASTE OUR RAINBOW EXLPLOSIVES
Then it would be like this is Captain Smith of the F-16 red rangers requesting to engage target
Captain Smith this is command you are permitted to open fire
Roger pew pew pew
.
HOLY CRAP THAT THING IS HEADED STRAIGHT FOR US QUICK TURN IT INTO FEATHERS
HAHA STUPID MUGGLES NOTHING CAN BEAT MAGI-
Oh ****...
*10 more missiles blow them all up*
Oh by the dark lord that was a nasty fall...
Quick capture this one for study!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scientist 1: It seems that the subject is able to alter reality with nothing but a stick and his own will.
Scientist 2: That's amazing!! Is there anyway we can replicate that?!
Scientist 1: Yes in their brain they have a chemical that allows this we can make into a vaccine and make every human have magical powers!!!!
The next day
Death eater leader after voldemort was killed with a sniper and all of his horcruxes were found with satellites and nuked in the arizona desert: WE WILL MAKE THESE MUGGLES PAY FOR TASSA- erm I mean Aui- NO I mean Emp- **** VOLDEMORT FOR VOLDEMORT! Wait what they hell are those...
WIZARDS TASTE OUR RAINBOW EXLPLOSIVES
#32
Posté 19 janvier 2011 - 09:33
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I enjoy the Harry Potter books. I find the world and characters charming and fun. The characters and plot aren't deep by any means, but I think they are, for the most part, well done.
I don't like the movies though. I think they forgot to include the charming and idiosyncrasies of the books that I enjoyed. I found the ones I watched boring as a result
I don't like the movies though. I think they forgot to include the charming and idiosyncrasies of the books that I enjoyed. I found the ones I watched boring as a result
#33
Posté 19 janvier 2011 - 10:09
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Why does everyone assume wizards will fight like line infantry? Wizards can make themselves invisible and teleport. Add the fact that their healers can easily fix any non-magical injuries and I think wizards would be able to put up quite a fight.
Or use cleverness for a change - get a cloak of invisibility, teleport into the president's office & imperius him. Have him start a war with the oldest enemy and mop up any survivors when they're done. If any politicians oppose the war then imperius them too.
Or use cleverness for a change - get a cloak of invisibility, teleport into the president's office & imperius him. Have him start a war with the oldest enemy and mop up any survivors when they're done. If any politicians oppose the war then imperius them too.
#34
Posté 19 janvier 2011 - 10:36
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but the harry potter series is for teenagers that think their lives are miserable
#35
Posté 19 janvier 2011 - 11:57
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I just despised the series due to the fact that Rowling was a sell-out to her fans. She changed some key points based off of the fanfiction people were writing based off of her books in order to please the masses. Despicable. That is the number one reason why authors shouldn't read fanfics based off of their work.
#36
Posté 20 janvier 2011 - 12:06
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Beocat wrote...
I just despised the series due to the fact that Rowling was a sell-out to her fans. She changed some key points based off of the fanfiction people were writing based off of her books in order to please the masses. Despicable. That is the number one reason why authors shouldn't read fanfics based off of their work.
This is probably my most despised phrase. It just reeks of elitism, assumption, and generalization.
