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Exiled Eagle

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We all know that the Mass Effect series in general has some cringeworthy lines or moments. List the ones that stand out for you.

Salarian Worker: Thanks, and tell your assassin to aim for her head, because she doesn't have a heart.

*facepalm* Seriously?

Modifié par Exiled Eagle, 17 janvier 2011 - 03:42 .


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"Don't F*$# with Aria!"

I F#&$ with Reapers just for poops and giggles, really Aria?

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ISpeakTheTruth

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"High risk... but The Prize"

Anything Jacob related.

Modifié par ISpeakTheTruth, 17 janvier 2011 - 03:45 .


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"I should go".

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The entire Genesis comic thing from what I've seen on youtube. What a disaster.

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Grunt on his Loyalty Mission: "Come on! These beasts will know I'm worthy!"
Me: "You need dead varrens to tell you you're worthy? How confident are you exactly?"

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Salarian Worker: Thanks, and tell your assassin to aim for her head, because she doesn't have a heart.

*facepalm* Seriously?

I liked that line cause it was so overly dramatic, and because it was coming from a salarian, who are hilarious.

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Exiled Eagle wrote...

We all know that the Mass Effect series in general has some cringeworthy lines or moments. List the ones that stand out for you.

Salarian Worker: Thanks, and tell your assassin to aim for her head, because she doesn't have a heart.

*facepalm* Seriously?


That is one of my favorite lines.  The one that gets me is how Shep reacts to Garrus once we find out he is Arcangel.

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Nearly everything that's ever been said in these forums, especially the wishlists.

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Don't F with Aria.



But the prize



/flameshield on



....About half of Jennifer Hale's lines.



I'm sorry, she's been great in other stuff, but for femshep the voice just sounds like she's trying far too hard to be tough and masculine. It makes me cringe. Literally.

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"I should go"

femshep talking about flexibility to Garrus rofl

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FemShep a lot of the time.
Anything Dude Shep says that is romance related.
"Don't F*** with Aria."
"This is the only shuttle. If you want to stay with the mechs be my guest." Miranda after telling Shepard that he was the only thing worth saving on the station.
Anything out of Udina's mouth.
Harbinger's come ons to Shepard. Sounds like he wants to rape Shepard in an alley.
"Not just a reaper. A human reaper." - Well that lead to a cringe/facepalm.
Shepard's lame "You gave me to Cerberus? Why?" more like why aren't you chewing her out for handing you over to the people responsible for some of the most traumatic experiences in your life. (My SS)

Modifié par Ryzaki, 17 janvier 2011 - 04:33 .


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The entire conversation with Liara and Benezia on Noveria. Good lord that was horrible.

Also everything Morinth says on Samara's loyalty mission, but especially this gem.

Morinth: I AM THE GENETIC DESTINY OF THE ASARI!

Modifié par mrsph, 17 janvier 2011 - 04:38 .


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Sorry for the inconvenience sir...Sorry for the inconvenience sir. It makes me cringe because they used the same audio file with the same tone and everything, totally breaks the immersion.

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Liara: Everyone NEEDS information Shepard!"



God, what the hell were they thinking?

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mrsph wrote...

The entire conversation with Liara and Benezia on Noveria. Good lord that was horrible.

GAWD Benezias VA was terrible IMHO, Saren on the other hand was godly.

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Exiled Eagle wrote...

We all know that the Mass Effect series in general has some cringeworthy lines or moments. List the ones that stand out for you.

Salarian Worker: Thanks, and tell your assassin to aim for her head, because she doesn't have a heart.

*facepalm* Seriously?

i thought that was funny

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Dionkey wrote...

mrsph wrote...

The entire conversation with Liara and Benezia on Noveria. Good lord that was horrible.

GAWD Benezias VA was terrible IMHO, Saren on the other hand was godly.


Yeah which was too bad since I like Commander Troi (spelling?) from star trek...

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Jack's comments on her loyalty mission:

"I'm a dangerous bit*h" etc.

Sorry love if you have to say it, you aren't.

Edit - seriously the forums edit that?

Modifié par Avilia, 17 janvier 2011 - 04:41 .


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From ME1:
VA for the commander of the Destiny Ascension.  "Evacuate the Council!"  The Matriarch sounds like a 13 year girl.  That ALWAYS breaks any suspension of disbelief I have. 

From ME2:
"Not just a reaper.  A HUMAN reaper."  Sigh.

From ME2 comic:
"It was just another routine mission.  Why do they always say that before a mission?  Of course it's routine, you haven't done anything yet." 

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Anything out of Zaeed's mouth. Seriously, the guy's a total ******.

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Another one from Overlord.



Shepard: This button may summon a Reaper!

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Basically everything they said and depicted Liara as in the interactive comic.

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mrsph wrote...

Another one from Overlord.

Shepard: This button may summon a Reaper!


Where DID that line come from anyway?  I realize Shepard should say something Dramatic ™ before pressing a button, but come on.

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Look at this, like sneaking into the Captain's quarters...
Heavy risk, but the priiiiiize...

Made me regret having my FemShep be the **** that she was and hitting on the first male you could in the game. Should have saved it for Garrus or Kaidan.

Modifié par Stupidus, 17 janvier 2011 - 04:50 .