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#251
Wulfram

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The Vorcha in the plague mission

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Pepper4

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Something that the crazy major who was the leader of the biotic cult said: "You are just like everyone else, a blasphemer who must DIE!!!!"
Also
"You are not even alive, not really. you are just a machine, and machines can be broken.
come on, thats just lame.

HUMAN reaper takes the Priiize though.

Modifié par Pepper4, 22 janvier 2011 - 06:52 .


#253
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SSSSSeeeeee ya comandiiiieeeer.....

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Femshep Romance with Kaiden. My femshep told Kaiden how she basically wanted "more" (pre-Ilos) to which Kaiden literally yells out "JOKERS WAITING FOR YOU ON THE BRIDGE."

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less a line, more an action, but when Jack vaults over a rail and onto her bed when talking to you on the Normandy



The british idiom "sorry 'ard" sums it up perfectly

#256
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Eber wrote...

"You're not even alive, not really. You're just a machine and machines can be broken!" - Shepard analyzing the situation and educating Sovereign


I liked that line it was more of shepard saying I'm not scared of you. I will beat no

#257
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When getting Samara's loyalty mission: after she reveals that Morinth is her daughter and begins telling you the story of how she found out, one of the Paragon ways of responding to Samara is:

"Those moments change you."

Presumably this was supposed to be comforting.

#258
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James2912 wrote...

"Don't F*$# with Aria!"
I F#&$ with Reapers just for poops and giggles, really Aria?

I've mentioned this before, but I really expected an interrupt there where I could put a bullet between her eyes. I still can't believe there wasn't one.

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At the beginning where the old Normandy is about to blow up after being attacked by the collector ship and joker goes "They're coming around for another attack!"



>< Really? I wish they would delete him saying that and just have the ship blow up the normandy!

#260
Mecha Tengu

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I HAVE TO GO

#261
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After replaying the Benezia scene today, I think the cheesy "you should- DIE!" takes the cake. The whole dialogue was cringey, but that line made me facepalm.



In ME2, the femShep / Jacob conversations were bad enough that I've never actually heard any past the first.

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Jacob about the ducts.

"Sonds like a Suicide mission. I volunteer."

You do that... We'll see how that goes.

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"JOKER'S WAITING FOR YOU ON THE BRIDGE"



only saw a youtube video but still, that takes the cake

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The Tali romance. Yes I went there. Shepherd just seems so creepy and advantageous in those lines

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volus4life

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when femshep says to jacob "i just want to talk for a bit". the line itself isn't bad, but the way the VA says it, she sounds like "i just want to fck for a bit."

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Anything with "goddess."



Not poorly acted or written, just cringe-worthy on its own.

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Mr. Gogeta34 wrote...

"JOKER'S WAITING FOR YOU ON THE BRIDGE"

only saw a youtube video but still, that takes the cake

This line is very strange - it doesn't match by intonation with anything that was said both before and after, like it was recorded separately

#268
Mr. Gogeta34

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It made it seem like Kaiden wanted Shepard out of there and wasn't ready for a round 2, it was a practically instant response to her suggestion of another round.

Modifié par Mr. Gogeta34, 23 janvier 2011 - 12:25 .


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"Who said anything about love? I Just want to get you into bed" when I heard this insanity the first time I was like O_o, pretty much everything Jack says makes me roll my eyes, I don't even talk to her at all except to get her quest.

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"Change of plans Commander. Urgent message from the Illusive Man."



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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volus4life

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Ragnarok521 wrote...

"Change of plans Commander. Urgent message from the Illusive Man."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


srsly, i'll be like "SHUT UP JOKER, I WANT TO USE THE STAR MAP. I AM THE ****ING CAPTAIN, NOT YOU."

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Pretty much anything FemShep says to Jacob.

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didymos1120

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These don't make me cringe (a word that's now as abused and as nigh-meaningless as "immersion" and "plothole" have become), but they were certainly jarring when I first ran into them: anytime an ME1 NPC suddenly changes VAs mid-conversation, then just as quickly switches back. Especially Chellick. It's like the substitute VAs just didn't even try to match the other dialogue. Though now, I find it more amusing than anything else.

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"Enemies everywhere!"



While I do appreciate the flattery, there's really only 3 people kicking your ass, random mooks.

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Who said anything about love? I'm just trying to get you out of your clothes.



Shepard, you're creepy.