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[shep214]

gonna have to go with

"come on miranda, you know you want this"

or

"HI im commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the citadel"

[StowyMcStowstow]

Anything spewed forth by Aria when talking about how great she is or Jack when she talks about how dangerous she is. Seriously, those two are just awful. I like Jacks character, but not her derived-from-low-self-esteem arrogance.

[EpicBoot2daFace]

HopHazzard wrote...

Pretty much anything FemShep says to Jacob.

Exactly.

[Someone With Mass]

Almost anything that salarian game salesman on the Citadel says.



"Those asari-hanar porn games they sell on Shin Akiba are really nasty."

[Alienmorph]

The paragon lines of LotSB. If you 'manced Liara in ME1 and then got someone else in ME2 everything sounds like "I'll let you have fun with your new girlfriend Shep, but sooner or later we'll be toghether again." And he esentially agrees, or even play threesome!



Also, the Kasumi's haiku on Jacob...

[Layzr]

when Liara tries to sound dramatic, it kinda makes me cringe.



But the priiiiiiiiize (jk, that was awesome)

[xSTONEYx187x]

"I've had enough of your disingenious assertions"

That's a renegade response, yup . . . . . . . . a renegade response

Modifié par xSTONEYx187x, 23 janvier 2011 - 07:20 .

[Ervaine]

The other time Shepard checks on joker.

Shepard:Is everything allright ?

Joker:Hussha Shh...

Shepard:joker ?

Joker:She's watching.

EDI: I'm always watching.

Joker:I Know .

Modifié par Ervaine, 23 janvier 2011 - 07:39 .

[Aeowyn]

xSTONEYx187x wrote...

"I've had enough of your disingenious assertions"

That's a renegade response, yup . . . . . . . . a renegade response

Which is followed by a punch in her face. What did you want to say instead?

[insochris]

thesuperdarkone wrote...

The Tali romance. Yes I went there. Shepherd just seems so creepy and advantageous in those lines

this times a billion. at least "but the priiize..." and "Who said anything about love? I just want to get you into bed" were entertaining.

[crimsonrhodelia]

mineralica wrote...

Mr. Gogeta34 wrote...

"JOKER'S WAITING FOR YOU ON THE BRIDGE"

only saw a youtube video but still, that takes the cake

This line is very strange - it doesn't match by intonation with anything that was said both before and after, like it was recorded separately

The *exact* line (delivery and everything) is actually said to FemShep way at the beginning of the game after one of their initial talks.

My pet theory on this is that the post-coital line originally scripted for him somehow got screwed up in recording/editing/something like that, that there was no time to get Sbarge back in to re-record, and that they ended up splicing in the JOKERONTHEBRIDGE line because it was the closest they could find that sort of fit the situation - since Joker is actually waiting for you on the bridge.

It'd have been nice to have gotten something a little less "wham bam thank you ma'am", but, you know...it is pretty hilarious. Poor Shepard!

[DragonIroh001]

Companion: QUICK OPEN THE STATIONS ARMS MAYBE THE FLEET CAN TAKE SOVREIGN DOWN BEFORE HE REGAINS CONTROL OF THE STATION!

He's standing right there.

That line done by any of your companions is cringe inducing, not one of the VAs delivered that right.

This is Ashley's for example.
www.youtube.com/watch

Modifié par DragonIroh001, 23 janvier 2011 - 09:11 .

[Barquiel]

Shepard and Wrex discuss the genophage (ignorant Shepard)

FemSheps forced flirting (Jacob)

Tali's romance - all of it

"I won't let fear compromise who I am"

[FrancisKitt]

Aeowyn wrote...

xSTONEYx187x wrote...

"I've had enough of your disingenious assertions"

That's a renegade response, yup . . . . . . . . a renegade response

Which is followed by a punch in her face. What did you want to say instead?

That and the words 'disingenuous assertions' are synonyms of the lines in ME 1 ('sine insinuations'). 

[Lord Zeuss]

"I got better, Shepard. I got you."

[xSTONEYx187x]

Aeowyn wrote...

xSTONEYx187x wrote...

"I've had enough of your disingenious assertions"

That's a renegade response, yup . . . . . . . . a renegade response

Which is followed by a punch in her face. What did you want to say instead?

"I've had enough of your lies and trying to make me look like p.rick."

[Jzadek72]

xSTONEYx187x wrote...

Aeowyn wrote...

xSTONEYx187x wrote...

"I've had enough of your disingenious assertions"

That's a renegade response, yup . . . . . . . . a renegade response

Which is followed by a punch in her face. What did you want to say instead?

"I've had enough of your lies and trying to make me look like p.rick."

You realise that was done for humour, right?

[Exiled Eagle]

Got a few more to add/bump

Shepard: Do you hate Archangel?

Aria: I don't have time for hate.. (cut the "badass" attitude Aria..)



*Thane's Recruitment Mission*

Shepard: Let's go to the Dantius Towers.

Cop: Good, I've had enough of this crap already. (Is it really that much trouble to give information about Thane and his opposition?)

[Sith Reaper]

MasterofMunchaster wrote...

Fiery Phoenix wrote...

"Thane, be alive with me tonight."

It was SO out of place.

I agree.. that's so horribly "60's porn lines"..

*vintage funk*

My least favorite lines are in ME1 and 2, when a character opens their mouth to speak. I hate that part.

Modifié par Sith Reaper, 24 janvier 2011 - 09:27 .

[Tempus Frangit]

Most of Mass Effect: Redemption.



Feron: We're here for Aria.

Liara: This doesn't look like the kind of place for human opera.



Argh. You would think that the interspecies translators wouldn't be able to translate puns that corny.



I agree that most of femShep/Jacob is barfable, too.

[james1976]

Randy_Mac wrote...

"I should go".

You what's funny?  This didn't even bother me much until I read it here? LOL    Now I'm glaring at the screne everytime Shepards says it.

[swenson]

Arhka wrote...

"Enemies everywhere!"

While I do appreciate the flattery, there's really only 3 people kicking your ass, random mooks.

What's even better is if both of your squaddies are down and they STILL say it!

[StarGateGod]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Almost anything that salarian game salesman on the Citadel says.

"Those asari-hanar porn games they sell on Shin Akiba are really nasty."

i though he said asari hanar corn games, but porn makes more sense

[Homey C-Dawg]

Most cringe-worthy?

The entire Jacob romance. My poor femshep was being so out-of-character when talking to him that I literally felt embarrassed watching it play out. By the time the "Heavy risk, but the prize" line came about I was already face down on my keyboard. Should've just watched it on youtube.

[phantomdragoness]

"...but the priiize."

"I should go."

"ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!" (But this line makes me laugh. XD )

"I. Am. Krogaaan!"

Anything to do with Thane going down memory lane.

"Commander Shepard. Captain of the Normandy. Savior of the Citadel. You're in the presence of a god Dylan, back from the dead."





I should go.