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#76
Ragnarok521

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GuardianAngel470 wrote...

"What role do you think Justicars have in asari society?"

Really shepard, if you could sound more like a bad reporter interviewing a politician then I don't see how.


Ick. Yeah. Line's like that just don't flow right.

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Big stupid jellyfish wrote...

I love Thane, but... "Be alive with me tonight"... In my personal canon my Shep didn't say that.

/sigh

Funny to see many find Aria's line to be cringeworthy. I, in fact, like it. But hey, I like all things Aria.


Agreed. I love Aria, or maybe its my imagining her in the Matrix.

On topic though, worst line for me was...

"Can it wait a bit im in the middle of some calibrations" - Garrus

SERIOUSLY! Man...I just want to talk to you...find out what you've been up too, I mean Zaeed has like 30 stories about his missions...surely you have something to talk about that I would find interesting.

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"On the double, mister!" from ME1 on Therum. Ugh....


Oh, how I hate that.  Worse, it's one of those fake-outs, where no matter what you pick on the wheel, Shep always says the same damn thing.  Why couldn't it have just been something like "Joker, you get that?" or "We need a ride, Joker. Now."

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So if I speak in a vaguely yankie accent - I'll have the power of the HOFF?? Awesome!


I don't mean to be rude, but I hope to god you mean New Yorker accent. If you actually mean American, then I just have to say you're ignorant in the least offensive way possible (as in not an insult but a statement of fact).

America has so many different accents its not even funny. We have redneck, new yorker, southern (different than redneck), white, black, Californian, Nevadan, Alaskan, and about one for every one of the 50 states with subdivisions of white and black, ghetto and elitist, in each.

To say he has a yankee accent is such a huge generalization it is beyond hilarious.

Think about it this way, in Great Britain, a small island with a relatively small population as compared to the US, China, or India, you have multiple accents from all over the country. For me to say that Udina has a british accent is a huge generalization. 

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Big stupid jellyfish wrote...
I love Thane, but... "Be alive with me tonight"... In my personal canon my Shep didn't say that.

I have to agree with you there.  I totally cringed the first time I heard it.

Me, too. The line itself is fine, but unfortunately Shepard says it in the wrong context, making it sound out of place and basically redundant.

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Fiery Phoenix wrote...
Me, too. The line itself is fine, but unfortunately Shepard says it in the wrong context, making it sound out of place and basically redundant.

It also kinda makes Shep sounds sleazy. It's one of the few places that Jennifer Hale dropped the ball.

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Exile Isan wrote...

Fiery Phoenix wrote...
Me, too. The line itself is fine, but unfortunately Shepard says it in the wrong context, making it sound out of place and basically redundant.

It also kinda makes Shep sounds sleazy. It's one of the few places that Jennifer Hale dropped the ball.

Yup. Kind of sad really, especially since Thane's romance scene has some of the best dialogue in the game.

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"I'm more interested in just talking for a bit."

Jacob ought to file for sexual harassment.

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Ragnarok521 wrote...

"I'm more interested in just talking for a bit."

Jacob ought to file for sexual harassment.


Not really a line, but the whole hopping onto the table while saying that looked really awkward.  Male and female.

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Fiery Phoenix wrote...
Yup. Kind of sad really, especially since Thane's romance scene has some of the best dialogue in the game.

Agreed. I just played through that scene and it had real emotional weight to it until up to that point, and that line said like that (and the pan shot of the bed) just kinda killed it. Image IPB

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Fiery Phoenix wrote...
"Thane, be alive with me tonight."
It was SO out of place. :sick:


Wow, I'm really glad I never saw that content. I suspected some of the romance content was crap - I avoided 90% of it in ME2. Saw most of it on Youtube

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Ragnarok521 wrote...

"I'm more interested in just talking for a bit."

Jacob ought to file for sexual harassment.


Lol city, I agree, FemShep heads south

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Miranda: "He's a bloody icon..." - during the prologue.

I'm an Aussie and I also thought that was a-class crap ocker (aussie)

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Exile Isan wrote...

Fiery Phoenix wrote...
Yup. Kind of sad really, especially since Thane's romance scene has some of the best dialogue in the game.

Agreed. I just played through that scene and it had real emotional weight to it until up to that point, and that line said like that (and the pan shot of the bed) just kinda killed it. Image IPB


I think it's the combination of 'tonight' + bed shot that makes it worse than it could have been. Kinda hints as sexytimez, not at being alive because of feeling emotions and loving once again, etc.

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"I AM OMEGA!" from Aria in ME2



and



"GO GO GO!"



"GO GO GO!"



"GO GO GO!"



"GO GO GO!"



"GO GO GO!"



"GO GO GO!"



"GO GO GO!"



from any fodder in ME

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Big stupid jellyfish wrote...

Exile Isan wrote...

Fiery Phoenix wrote...
Yup. Kind of sad really, especially since Thane's romance scene has some of the best dialogue in the game.

Agreed. I just played through that scene and it had real emotional weight to it until up to that point, and that line said like that (and the pan shot of the bed) just kinda killed it. Image IPB


I think it's the combination of 'tonight' + bed shot that makes it worse than it could have been. Kinda hints as sexytimez, not at being alive because of feeling emotions and loving once again, etc.


While it isn't a line of dialogue, the wheel has the infamous: "I want you, Thane." choice that comes RIGHT AFTER HE GOT DONE TALKING ABOUT HIS DEAD WIFE!  While it isn't what Shepard says if you select it, it still makes you pause and go "Do I really want to pick that?  Do I?"

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RiouHotaru wrote...

While it isn't a line of dialogue, the wheel has the infamous: "I want you, Thane." choice that comes RIGHT AFTER HE GOT DONE TALKING ABOUT HIS DEAD WIFE!  While it isn't what Shepard says if you select it, it still makes you pause and go "Do I really want to pick that?  Do I?"


Yes. If I hadn't known it's the only way to start the romance I would not have chosen that option.

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Pretty much any of the romance lines.

"I got better, I got you." (Is that a romance-only line? In any case, I have severe dislike of it)

"Garrus, you're worrying too much, and talking too much."

"But, the priiize..."

"Be alive with me tonight."

"I settle for nothing but the best."

barf barf barf

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AwesomeName wrote...

So if I speak in a vaguely yankie accent - I'll have the power of the HOFF?? Awesome!

/utterly blown out of proportion


DUUUUUUUUUDDEEEEE.  Stop.  You are preaching to the choir.  I've made the point many a time that every country has several regional accents. 

Btw, do you realise that post was part of an exchange with Dionkey?  I really can't be arsed recapping that whole conversation so that you can understand one post I've made!

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Marta Rio wrote...

Pretty much any of the romance lines.
"I got better, I got you." (Is that a romance-only line? In any case, I have severe dislike of it)
"Garrus, you're worrying too much, and talking too much."
"But, the priiize..."
"Be alive with me tonight."
"I settle for nothing but the best."
barf barf barf


Tali's line isn't so bad.
Garrus' line I agree is bad.  My canon Shepard would've been less sultry and more soothing (You forgot the interrupt: "Woah~  Consider me seduced, smooth talker.  Now shut up and stop worrying~" *GAG*)
Jacob...I realize his has been done to meme death, but it's really not his fault.  Blame FemShep for hitting on him like a tramp.
Thane...eh?  I never had a problem, it just sounded so cheesy in my opinion.
Miranda's is horrible.  THE ENGINE ROOM IS NOT ROMANTIC!

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Big stupid jellyfish wrote...

RiouHotaru wrote...

While it isn't a line of dialogue, the wheel has the infamous: "I want you, Thane." choice that comes RIGHT AFTER HE GOT DONE TALKING ABOUT HIS DEAD WIFE!  While it isn't what Shepard says if you select it, it still makes you pause and go "Do I really want to pick that?  Do I?"


Yes. If I hadn't known it's the only way to start the romance I would not have chosen that option.


It's terribad, considering the timing.  Any other point after that conversation it might've worked, but NOT THERE.

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Basically everything they said and depicted Liara as in the interactive comic.


Agreed.

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In between battles when we walk from one to another and we have this 'breather' moment, it's best for everyone in the squad to stay quiet and remain unseen.

BUT NO! Femshep must get SOO damn excited when she find's new weapon/armor upgrades along the way!

"I'LL TAKE IT!!"

"WE CAN USE THIS!!"

*facepalm* In real life, you just blew your cover, Shep. :/

Modifié par blackashes411, 17 janvier 2011 - 07:55 .


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the only thing that made me truly go wtf was miranda wanting to bone in the engine room. i was like, WHY? i'm the one who has to lie down on hard metal grating floor, grunt is watching from the cargo hold, tali is stalking me, and daniels and omalley will be taking photos! sex in random places dont quite got that kinkiness if it's planned. we should have just screwed on top of the galaxy map in front of a horrified yet aroused kelly.

Modifié par JuicElawl, 17 janvier 2011 - 08:09 .


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blackashes411 wrote...
BUT NO! Femshep must get SOO damn excited when she find's new weapon/armor upgrades along the way!

"I'LL TAKE IT!!"


Hilariously, when I was seeing what happens if you turn in the evidence at Tali's trial, right after Tali chews you out and is so upset about what's going to happen and believing she won't even make it back alive to see her beloved Migrant Fleet fall apart, here comes the upgrade you and "I'LL TAKE IT!"