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#126
AlexMBrennan

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[OT]Flycam allows you to freely position the camera; you need to use the console and will probably have to set up a key binding as well. It's worth it though since, in general, cut scenes look rather silly when viewed from a slightly different angle. In the scene with the consort the developers make creative use of the objects in the room to get the required image. Hint: Which way would the consort have to face to touch the glass dome with her palm?

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In ME1 when you activate the relay to allow the ships in...whichever squad member was on the left yelled out 'Quick, open the relays...' way to loudly and weirdly...the first time I had Ashley...I lol'd hard...

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Manic Sheep wrote...

Jokers waiting for you on the bridge! I swear tho if anything happens to you... take care Shepard”

Jacobs lines in his romance scene and everything femshep says to him. “I’m more interested in just talking for a bit” that line alone makes me want to stay the hell away from Jacob. I’m surprised he doesn’t duck for cover every time he sees her.


Kaidan's change of tone and pitch twice in a row like that made me laugh at how terrible it was.

Jacob...yeah, FemShep comes onto Jacob like a steamroller in the middle of estrus.  And the sad part is Jacob's romance DOES have a few touching moments when Shepard ISN'T trying to shove him onto the Armory table and just have her way with him right then and there.

#129
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FemShep: We could test your reach...and my flexibility *wink wink*
I like the grin though

Shepard: The genophage? Ah, yeah something similar happened to us when the turians attacked.
Wrex: So, they also injected you with a virus that made sure your kind would die out.
Shepard: herp derp no but it's still the same sherp

Shepard: You're just a machine and machines can be BROKEN *angrynerdface*

THE PRIIIIIZE

FemShep: So, ready for round tw--
Kaidan: JOKER IS WAITING FOR YOU ON THE BRIDGE.

Jacob: You're lucky you're so damned you.

FemShep: Be alive with me toniiiight! [Camera zooms to bed inconspicuously]

Harbinger: I know this hurts you, Shepard. Shepard. Are you listening. I know you feel this. Shepard. Don't ignore me. I love you. THIS is true power. Sh-Sh-Sh-Shepard.

Kelly: You and Garrus would make such a cute couple! *squee*

Shepard: So, the man making dinner is also the one cleaning the toilets?

Everything that's said in the PS3 comic

Miranda: I've cleared the engine room ~

#130
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OH GOD I forgot! The delay between the line during the Ilos mission where the crew is arguing if you can make the drop and then kaiden/ashley says "Its too dangerous will neve-" she gets cut off by literally nothing for 3 secs until Joker responds, embarrassing.

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Williams - Pass me the Medi Gell from the wall

1 mili sec later

Jacob - Grab the medi gell over there on the wall

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RiouHotaru wrote...


Jacob...yeah, FemShep comes onto Jacob like a steamroller in the middle of estrus.


Wow. Who knew steamrollers had hormones? :P

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AlexMBrennan wrote...

[OT]Flycam allows you to freely position the camera; you need to use the console and will probably have to set up a key binding as well. It's worth it though since, in general, cut scenes look rather silly when viewed from a slightly different angle. In the scene with the consort the developers make creative use of the objects in the room to get the required image. Hint: Which way would the consort have to face to touch the glass dome with her palm?


More fun with flycam, ME2 edition:  set up a conversation mode binding for it.  Now during Shep's last speech on the Collector Base, before the HR, activate it and take a good look around.  Also, Wilson after Miranda's shot him is...interesting. Let's just say, dead people shouldn't do that.

#134
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liara & benezia and femshep in the final cutscene in overlord when confronting Archer...these two are pure cheese

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Shepard during Thane's loyalty mission: "I'll cut off your balls and sell them to a krogan!"

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Lilitv wrote...

Shepard during Thane's loyalty mission: "I'll cut off your balls and sell them to a krogan!"


That moment of badassery makes you cringe? Perhaps you didn't listen to the manshep version.

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"Thane, be alive with me tonight."



Who wrote this line with a straight face?

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Lilitv wrote...

Shepard during Thane's loyalty mission: "I'll cut off your balls and sell them to a krogan!"

I hope you joking that line is awesome.

#139
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Long before Mass Effect 2 would give us the glory of "Ah yes, 'reapers'", Mass Effect 1 hinted at the glorious absurdity in which the Turian Councilor exists with the statement "This evidence is irrefutable." Given the context, that line always bothered me because audio files aren't exactly tamper proof!

Also Shepard speaking with Jenna in Chora's Den. The way it plays out, the dialogue might as well be:
Jenna: "Hello and welcome to Chora's den! Have a complimentary idiot ball."
Shepard: "Thank you. Now while holding this, allow me to announce loudly to everyone in the room how you're working with C-sec."

For a Mass Effect 2 example.. there's one line that always bothers me more than anything else, not because of the line itself or its delivery, but it's delivery in context with everything else. Jack going "Cerberus." when seeing the SR-2 for the first time. All well and good, but before and after she's shrieking with outrage, so having her say the line with utter calm is.. yeah.

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"I've had enough of this station to last a lifetime."

"Or two, in your case."



I almost turned off the game. I swear, I really did.

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This truly takes the cake (Kelly remembers being abducted).

Modifié par lazuli, 17 janvier 2011 - 05:15 .


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"Its okay, come here". Its not really the line itself but the way Shep says it....its ****ing disturbing.

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CourageIsSolid wrote...

EDI: "Hey look, it's a reaper!!"

Shepard: "Not just any reaper. A....human ....reaper"


Same here.

And Tali, leader of the recon team sent to Freedom's Progess, blames her failure as a leader on everyone else and walks away like nothing happened.

Modifié par hawat333, 17 janvier 2011 - 05:24 .


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Liara: "Have you ever faced an Asari commando unit before?..."

#145
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NightyNightBats wrote...

leonia42 wrote...

NightyNightBats wrote...

The only time i ever truly cringed was in LoTSB on the Normandy where Liara goes:

"I dont want to put pressure on you"

then Shep replies:

"I have fond memories of the last time you put pressure on me"

URGH!!! Massive facepalm because of that one :(


No way, Shepard really says that? That's.. wow..ok, that one takes the cake for most cringe-worthy.


Yeah, I know, it comes up only if you did the dirty deed with Liara in the first game and agreed to continue the relationship, after that line I almost didnt want too :(


Really? I thought that was an alright joke. At lest in ManShep's voice.

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Jonathan Shepard wrote...

"I've had enough of this station to last a lifetime."
"Or two, in your case."


YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHH!!!!

#147
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During Jack's loyalty mission when it has already been made clear that experiments where done on kids. Right after entering the sleeping quarters the other companion will say "Kids lived here?" well duh that is the reason we are there.

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omgodzilla wrote...

"Its okay, come here". Its not really the line itself but the way Shep says it....its ****ing disturbing.

I thought he'll cut poor Tali in pieces - absolutely maniacal tone.

I want to know who and for why wrote entire "PRIIIZE" scene so much.

"Joker's waiting you on the bridge". C'mon, Kaidan, what you'll say in ME2? "I loved you". Grrr. Okay, work on tenses for ME3...

Very last line of Nassana Dantius.

"Dr. Chakwas, are you okay?" - no, Shepard, it's you who's not okay. You've just pulled her out of the pod which has already liquified one man.

"Can it wait a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations", as well as Jacob's 'no more dialogues for now' lines

#149
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Actually aryon, the line is "They kept children here?" and it was said more in an "appalled over their living condition" - way than an "hey bro, children lived here? Wow." - way

Modifié par Aeowyn, 17 janvier 2011 - 06:31 .


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Miranda's comments on Wilson at the end of the Lazarus station. Any of them makes me cringe.