Lines that made you cringe.
#126
Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 12:07
#127
Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 12:10
#128
Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 12:12
Manic Sheep wrote...
“Jokers waiting for you on the bridge! I swear tho if anything happens to you... take care Shepard”
Jacobs lines in his romance scene and everything femshep says to him. “I’m more interested in just talking for a bit” that line alone makes me want to stay the hell away from Jacob. I’m surprised he doesn’t duck for cover every time he sees her.
Kaidan's change of tone and pitch twice in a row like that made me laugh at how terrible it was.
Jacob...yeah, FemShep comes onto Jacob like a steamroller in the middle of estrus. And the sad part is Jacob's romance DOES have a few touching moments when Shepard ISN'T trying to shove him onto the Armory table and just have her way with him right then and there.
#129
Guest_Arsix_*
Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 12:28
Guest_Arsix_*
Shepard: The genophage? Ah, yeah something similar happened to us when the turians attacked.
Wrex: So, they also injected you with a virus that made sure your kind would die out.
Shepard: herp derp no but it's still the same sherp
Shepard: You're just a machine and machines can be BROKEN *angrynerdface*
THE PRIIIIIZE
FemShep: So, ready for round tw--
Kaidan: JOKER IS WAITING FOR YOU ON THE BRIDGE.
Jacob: You're lucky you're so damned you.
FemShep: Be alive with me toniiiight! [Camera zooms to bed inconspicuously]
Harbinger: I know this hurts you, Shepard. Shepard. Are you listening. I know you feel this. Shepard. Don't ignore me. I love you. THIS is true power. Sh-Sh-Sh-Shepard.
Kelly: You and Garrus would make such a cute couple! *squee*
Shepard: So, the man making dinner is also the one cleaning the toilets?
Everything that's said in the PS3 comic
Miranda: I've cleared the engine room ~
#130
Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 12:42
#131
Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 01:00
1 mili sec later
Jacob - Grab the medi gell over there on the wall
#132
Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 01:08
RiouHotaru wrote...
Jacob...yeah, FemShep comes onto Jacob like a steamroller in the middle of estrus.
Wow. Who knew steamrollers had hormones?
#133
Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 01:11
AlexMBrennan wrote...
[OT]Flycam allows you to freely position the camera; you need to use the console and will probably have to set up a key binding as well. It's worth it though since, in general, cut scenes look rather silly when viewed from a slightly different angle. In the scene with the consort the developers make creative use of the objects in the room to get the required image. Hint: Which way would the consort have to face to touch the glass dome with her palm?
More fun with flycam, ME2 edition: set up a conversation mode binding for it. Now during Shep's last speech on the Collector Base, before the HR, activate it and take a good look around. Also, Wilson after Miranda's shot him is...interesting. Let's just say, dead people shouldn't do that.
#134
Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 01:12
#135
Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 01:24
#136
Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 01:40
Lilitv wrote...
Shepard during Thane's loyalty mission: "I'll cut off your balls and sell them to a krogan!"
That moment of badassery makes you cringe? Perhaps you didn't listen to the manshep version.
#137
Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 01:44
Who wrote this line with a straight face?
#138
Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 01:47
I hope you joking that line is awesome.Lilitv wrote...
Shepard during Thane's loyalty mission: "I'll cut off your balls and sell them to a krogan!"
#139
Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 02:14
Also Shepard speaking with Jenna in Chora's Den. The way it plays out, the dialogue might as well be:
Jenna: "Hello and welcome to Chora's den! Have a complimentary idiot ball."
Shepard: "Thank you. Now while holding this, allow me to announce loudly to everyone in the room how you're working with C-sec."
For a Mass Effect 2 example.. there's one line that always bothers me more than anything else, not because of the line itself or its delivery, but it's delivery in context with everything else. Jack going "Cerberus." when seeing the SR-2 for the first time. All well and good, but before and after she's shrieking with outrage, so having her say the line with utter calm is.. yeah.
#140
Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 05:08
"Or two, in your case."
I almost turned off the game. I swear, I really did.
#142
Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 05:20
#143
Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 05:22
Same here.CourageIsSolid wrote...
EDI: "Hey look, it's a reaper!!"
Shepard: "Not just any reaper. A....human ....reaper"
And Tali, leader of the recon team sent to Freedom's Progess, blames her failure as a leader on everyone else and walks away like nothing happened.
Modifié par hawat333, 17 janvier 2011 - 05:24 .
#144
Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 05:39
#145
Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 05:45
NightyNightBats wrote...
leonia42 wrote...
NightyNightBats wrote...
The only time i ever truly cringed was in LoTSB on the Normandy where Liara goes:
"I dont want to put pressure on you"
then Shep replies:
"I have fond memories of the last time you put pressure on me"
URGH!!! Massive facepalm because of that one
No way, Shepard really says that? That's.. wow..ok, that one takes the cake for most cringe-worthy.
Yeah, I know, it comes up only if you did the dirty deed with Liara in the first game and agreed to continue the relationship, after that line I almost didnt want too
Really? I thought that was an alright joke. At lest in ManShep's voice.
#146
Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 06:16
Jonathan Shepard wrote...
"I've had enough of this station to last a lifetime."
"Or two, in your case."
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHH!!!!
#147
Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 06:28
#148
Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 06:29
I thought he'll cut poor Tali in pieces - absolutely maniacal tone.omgodzilla wrote...
"Its okay, come here". Its not really the line itself but the way Shep says it....its ****ing disturbing.
I want to know who and for why wrote entire "PRIIIZE" scene so much.
"Joker's waiting you on the bridge". C'mon, Kaidan, what you'll say in ME2? "I loved you". Grrr. Okay, work on tenses for ME3...
Very last line of Nassana Dantius.
"Dr. Chakwas, are you okay?" - no, Shepard, it's you who's not okay. You've just pulled her out of the pod which has already liquified one man.
"Can it wait a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations", as well as Jacob's 'no more dialogues for now' lines
#149
Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 06:30
Modifié par Aeowyn, 17 janvier 2011 - 06:31 .
#150
Posté 17 janvier 2011 - 06:32





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