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[gogman25]

"I enjoy seeing humans on their knees." - EDI.



It was funny and all but the first thing to came to mind was...well, childish.

[Bad King]

Paragon Shep made me cringe when he accused the Rachni Queen of controlling the asari (when she clearly wasn't).



Also the infamous "I won't let fear change who I am" line if you destroy the collector base. <shudder>

[Hela]

Bits and pieces here and there, nothing I couldn´t shrug off.

Some embarrasments, like Liara´s "threats". The all-classic "I want you, Thane, now stop jabbing about whats-her-name!". "I got better" - case closed...

But I was truly grinding my teeth at the armoury - on Lazarus station/Freedom´s Progress we´re all cool and proffessional and then what? After a short ride in the shuttle - boom. Two years out, I can understand the need to make up for the lost time, but to jump the first latex-clad butt that salutes you...what happened on that shuttle, I ask.

I followed through with Jacob´s romance nevertheless and it did have good points to it, as he is - IIRC - the one LI that actually turns it around and asks about you. But we all know how that good start vanished in the end.

So maybe it was to be just straightforward - as Jacob himself - no-nonsense-and-flowers-type of relationship but the chemistry never happened. *end cringe*

[DoctorCuddles]

"I'm Commander Shephard and this is my favourite store on the Citadel"

Makes me cringe everytime, but I do so enjoy my discount. I just don't get how you could get away with it, doesn't someone notice that every store is your favourite?

[xXSnak3Eat3rXx]

gogman25 wrote...

"I enjoy seeing humans on their knees." - EDI.

What? That line was excellently written into the situation and was intended as comic relief.

[Aggie Punbot]

Some people cringe more than Cringer.

[Sailears]

Liara, Benezia dialogue. You know the one I mean.

[Element Engine]

DoctorCuddles wrote...

"I'm Commander Shephard and this is my favourite store on the Citadel"
Makes me cringe everytime, but I do so enjoy my discount. I just don't get how you could get away with it, doesn't someone notice that every store is your favourite?

That's the joke.

[masterp1975]

During the mission that results in recruiting Mordin you find the injured Batarian. Every word he said made me cringe.

[Rogue Unit]

"I got better," and Femshep's "I'm more interested in just talking for a bit."

[Marinemike69]

But the prize. Lol

[Rogue Unit]

Do not want the priiize.

[StarGateGod]

Element Engine wrote...

DoctorCuddles wrote...

"I'm Commander Shephard and this is my favourite store on the Citadel"
Makes me cringe everytime, but I do so enjoy my discount. I just don't get how you could get away with it, doesn't someone notice that every store is your favourite?

That's the joke.

i love this line and i lol everytime i enter a store

[Markinator_123]

Shepard

"I won't let fear compromise who I am" (Doesn't bother me since I usually save the base but still a stupid line)
"I got better"
"Sacrifice the soul of our species"

Harbinger
"Preserve Shepard's body if possible" (wtf?)
"I know you feel this"

Jack
"I'm pisssed off I'm a dangerous ***** but then I'm a little girl again"

Kaidan/Ashley
"I know where my loyalities lie I'm an alliance soldier always will be/its in my blood" (Talk about self-righteous)

Modifié par Markinator_123, 18 janvier 2011 - 05:19 .

[Abstract]

Oh my god. I LOL''d so hard reading through this entire thread.

[Chuvvy]

Don't **** with Aria. Mainly because Shepard has to act intimidated. **** that, I could kill everyone on that platform with on hand behind my back.

The entire Horizon thing. LOOSEING YOU WAS LIKE LOOSEING A LIMB! Oh really Kaiden, was it, was it like looseing a limb? We talk. Twice.

Modifié par Slidell505, 18 janvier 2011 - 06:25 .

[JuicElawl]

gogman25 wrote...

"I enjoy seeing humans on their knees." - EDI.

It was funny and all but the first thing to came to mind was...well, childish.

I guess since EDI is a computer, she does not know when it is the appropriate time for a joke, even if its a good one.

[In Exile]

Manic Sheep wrote...

Off the top of my head...hmm everything Udina says “I’m sick of all this anti human bull****!!” "He can’t do that, it’s not his decision!”
The hell? This guy is our ambassador? The choice at the end between the good honest solider with noble intentions but little experience in politics and the devious and ambitious politician would carry allot more weight if Undina wasn't full of fail in the first place.

I actually liked that line. Udina was pissed. Human colonies were under attack. The geth could be rampaging across our colonies and our species might be heading to war alone, and the Council won't do anything.

Diplomacy requires tact... but it also requires letting the other side know you won't scre around.

[In Exile]

AlexMBrennan wrote...

If some random stranger touched me like that in RL I would deck them.

You mean the high-class escort you just tried to get an appointment with?

But you never need to do that. You can see the consort, find out what she does... and say you're not interested. Then she tries to **** out on you anyway.

[In Exile]

Jonathan Shepard wrote...

"I've had enough of this station to last a lifetime."
"Or two, in your case."

I almost turned off the game. I swear, I really did.

If there was ever a time for Falcon Shepard Punch Renegade interrupt... this was it.

[Ryzaki]

In Exile wrote...

Jonathan Shepard wrote...

"I've had enough of this station to last a lifetime."
"Or two, in your case."

I almost turned off the game. I swear, I really did.

If there was ever a time for Falcon Shepard Punch Renegade interrupt... this was it.

So nice to know I'm not the only one.

Especially glaring if that comes after Miranda threatens to leave you on the station with the mechs. <_<

[In Exile]

Ryzaki wrote..
So nice to know I'm not the only one.

Especially glaring if that comes after Miranda threatens to leave you on the station with the mechs. <_<

The weird thing is, every time I wanted the renegade option, it 100% let me down.

Like with the consort - I figured I'd end up telling the creepy asari off, and instead I got left with the impression I ended up sexually assaulted.

[Sandbox47]

Most of the paragon talks with Jacob make me cringe because Shepard just looks so... stupid standing there. Otherwise, most of the renegade options in general make me cringe.