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#201
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''Cerberus rebuilt me''

You can just tell there's gonna be a lego Mass effect game.

Modifié par Funkcase, 18 janvier 2011 - 12:34 .


#202
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Someone With Mass wrote...

didymos1120 wrote...
You do realize she's supposed to be a complete idiot, right? 


It's not making the line less stupid, though.


And why would it given that said stupidity was the entire point?

#203
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Funkcase wrote...

''Cerberus rebuilt me''


Well, I mean, they had the technology...

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Rachni queen exchange on Noveria. The entire conversation was cringeworthy. In fact, most of the level was cringeworthy.

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"I think both of you should get out of here...." to C-sec officer and Volus on the Citadel in ME2.



C'mon; just that?! You're a (possibly ex) Spectre and all you can do is say that? While at the same time you can shoot Conrad in the foot?!



*face-palm*

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You know, at this point, practically every single line in both games has been declared "cringeworthy" by one person or another. Sort of renders the whole concept of "cringworthiness" meaningless.

Modifié par didymos1120, 18 janvier 2011 - 12:42 .


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  "Vasir, I sacrificed hundreds of humans lives to save the Destiny Ascension. I unleashed the rachni upon the galaxy. So I hope for your sake that your plan doesn't hinge on the idea that I won't shoot a damn hostage! "
"You're bluffing"
" Liara, now."
Actually pretty much every line in LoTSB is pretty badass if you stayed loyal with liara though.

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"I'll flay you alive... WITH MY MIND."





Wtf?

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"Patriarch says hello."



*Cracks knuckles and proceeds to karate kick a krogan armed with a flamethrower*

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Rogue Unit wrote...

"Patriarch says hello."

*Cracks knuckles and proceeds to karate kick a krogan armed with a flamethrower*


Well, it would be cringe-inducing if the person doing it wasn't... CHUCK NORRIS COMMANDER SHEPARD!

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so by judging the comments seems some found whole series in cringeworthy

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Aria T'loake: I am Omega.  Or Don't @#!% with Aria!
Harbinger: I know you FEEL this.  

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That whole Liara speach on the Azure just made me headbutt my desk. I really hated some of the glaring fanservice lines they always sound bad.


QFT:pinched:

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- Every renegade line that Liara says before LotSB. I was cringing and/or facepalming  the whole time on Illium. She makes the worst renegade character ever.

- Just about every single ****** and self-righteous line that Shepard says in both ME1 and ME2.

Modifié par AwesomeEffect2, 22 janvier 2011 - 07:57 .


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Whenever Liara tries to sound tough I just lol. Her voice is just not suited for that stuff!

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mrsph wrote...

Whenever Liara tries to sound tough I just lol. Her voice is just not suited for that stuff!


I think that's the point. Or at least I always got the impression she was supposed to sound forced and kinda funny at it, versus Shep.

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In Exile wrote...

mrsph wrote...
Whenever Liara tries to sound tough I just lol. Her voice is just not suited for that stuff!

I think that's the point. Or at least I always got the impression she was supposed to sound forced and kinda funny at it, versus Shep.

http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/103/index/4748597

Modifié par AwesomeEffect2, 22 janvier 2011 - 08:37 .


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"It's been too long Ash, how ya' been?"



I know I've complained about it a lot but this has to be the worst line to say to a starcrossed lover who has spent two years believing you were dead and trying to accept that she was never going to see you again. I was facepalming so hard I wondered if I could perfectly fracture my skull.

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Off the top of my head...hmm everything Udina says “I’m sick of all this anti human bull****!!” "He can’t do that, it’s not his decision!”
The hell? This guy is our ambassador? The choice at the end between the good honest solider with noble intentions but little experience in politics and the devious and ambitious politician would carry allot more weight if Undina wasn't full of fail in the first place.

Most of what Liara says in ME2 other than LotSB. Tho this isn’t so much because of the lines themselves but more in the way the VA says it. Also I’m sorry Liara but “I’ll flay you alive...with my mind!” is just not intimidating. Seriously I need to teach you how to threaten people properly.

I was drinking when I read this, and almost spit on my computer. I don't remember this line, but liara being tough,  = hilarious. Smart, yes, but the super tough part seemed a little incongruous. And when did she get breast impants?


Not really about the lines but I feel like mentioning it anyway. When the consort says “do this for me and I would be very grateful” and strokes you face. GET YO HAND OFF ME ****! If some random stranger touched me like that in RL I would deck them.

Ditto. I really wish there were interrupts in ME1, 'cause my semi-renegade femshep would have grabbed the arm and just about broken it. She don't roll like that.Image IPB


Absolutely everything Harby says. “I know you feel this Shepard” Ah well at least some awesome songs were made from his dialogue

He always sounds like a really cheesy dominatrix to me. *shudders* I get the feeling that Harby really wants shepard, and not neccessarily dead... "This hurts you." Image IPB


Not just a reaper...a human reaper!” is there anyone who didn’t cringe at that line?

“Talking with Benezia. I have heard people go on about what a great, emotional well done scene that was but can’t stand it. The dialogue and VA in that scene was just horrible "I don't see a light, they said there would be-"

Well, It was well done for what she was given to work with. It was pretty cheesy dialog she was given. And that last line was horrible. It seemed like there should have been more encounters before the fight. Like it should have been the wrap-up to several conversations. (and several hints from her "good" personality)


Ashley and kaiden in ME2. Waitaminnut... Can I explain? They trusted my judgement for everything in ME1, but not for joining Cerberus?Image IPB

Modifié par Lasien, 22 janvier 2011 - 09:16 .


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Nhani wrote...

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"I enjoy seeing humans on their knees." - EDI.

It was funny and all but the first thing to came to mind was...well, childish.

As a random aside, I'll admit that if they'd changed that to something like "Now I can r-r-r--reeEEXaaamiinNEe mMY PPRiioorIITiieeessss--" that would potentially have been terrifying.

I mean really, they even have a Citadel Station and everything!


I'm glad I'm not the only one who was reminded of her several times.

God. The title suits me well.


Oh, and that C-Sec officer at the Citadel security station.

"You should leave your synthetic assistant at home. They're not allowed on public shuttles anymore."

Wow. That was a little stupid.



You do realize she was making a joke, right. She just speaks in a deadpan voice. And likes to mess with joker's head...Image IPB

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AwesomeEffect2 wrote...

In Exile wrote...

mrsph wrote...
Whenever Liara tries to sound tough I just lol. Her voice is just not suited for that stuff!

I think that's the point. Or at least I always got the impression she was supposed to sound forced and kinda funny at it, versus Shep.

http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/103/index/4748597


So... maybe they deliberately kept Ali in the dark, to bring out that confusion and conflict. :9

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Samara: Events will either forge him (Jacob) into a great man or utterly destroy him.

What in the hell are you talking about, Samara?! Did you pull this out of your ass or something?

Modifié par Weskerr, 22 janvier 2011 - 02:21 .


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The repeated "no matter what" made me cringe as it is said repeatedly in the Naruto manga/anime. They repeat it a number of times in Mass Effect games too, namely ME2 if I remember correctly. You get tired of hearing those exact three words repeated.

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james1976 wrote...
You get tired of hearing those exact three words repeated.


I should go.