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[Dazaster Dellus]

These forums need a little humor so I figured I would make this thread to see if anybody has some non serious or serious questions about the DA universe and to also see if any anybody has serious or joke related answers.

So I have a quetion about female versions of creatures in DA2. Why is it that every creature in Dragon Age manages to cover up their nips with well placed hair or little........I don't even know what to call them.....chainmail pasties?......,but the Brood Mothers manage to have their nasty looking boobies flailing all over the place?

Edit Add: I hope for -Brood Mother Boobs in DA2 and  more Lady, Desire Demon boobs. At the least even it out! Jeez!

Modifié par Dazaster Dellus, 19 janvier 2011 - 11:26 .

[Guitar-Hero]

I don't know i always imagined they were somewhat pratical for the brood mothers, you know like floatation devices or something, i do have a qustion though, what is the function of a nug do dwarves use them for transportation, and how does that influence dwarven infrastructure?

[Eveangaline]

Nugs are an aphrodesiac of the highest quality. There's a reason there were several in the pearl. It influences dwarven infrastructure in making them all easily distracted by sex, since they keep eating nugs.



My question, what do I have to do to get a desire demon to realize they'd have more luck seducing me if they turned into a dude?

[Dazaster Dellus]

"Oh baby I want to eat your nug!" lol



You are in luck. New to DA2 are Lust Demons. Male Demons who wear halla skinned g-strings with a cloth that stretches down to their knees to cover up their package. *shivers*

[Guitar-Hero]

Dazaster Dellus wrote...

"Oh baby I want to eat your nug!" lol

You are in luck. New to DA2 are Lust Demons. Male Demons who wear halla skinned g-strings with a cloth that stretches down to their knees to cover up their package. *shivers*

waaay too much information

[Dazaster Dellus]

I want to know why none of the characters actually sit down. I mean......They gotta be tired. I am more than sure after standing around all day and then running around for miles that their legs are either flimsy like noodles or incredibly muscular.



Also, why can't I hit on the 1 lonely looking girl that is in almost every tavern there is? I just want want her to "slay my dragon".

[Dazaster Dellus]

Steffen wrote...

Dazaster Dellus wrote...

"Oh baby I want to eat your nug!" lol

You are in luck. New to DA2 are Lust Demons. Male Demons who wear halla skinned g-strings with a cloth that stretches down to their knees to cover up their package. *shivers*

waaay too much information

[ElliotFrost]

Does anyone find it weird that they don't wear clothes under their armor? Or is that just how its done?

[andar91]

ElliotFrost wrote...

Does anyone find it weird that they don't wear clothes under their armor? Or is that just how its done?

I've never noticed, but now that you mention it, that would almost certainly not be done.  They'd have some basic clothes and arming coats and things like that under their armor.

[Guitar-Hero]

ElliotFrost wrote...

Does anyone find it weird that they don't wear clothes under their armor? Or is that just how its done?

To be fair they did wear the butt-cloth thing.. we have a word in danish that covers it pretty well "karklud"

[Rake21]

ElliotFrost wrote...

Does anyone find it weird that they don't wear clothes under their armor? Or is that just how its done?

I guess they like the feeling of having to peel a 50 lb chest plate off they're skin.

[panamakira]

Dazaster Dellus wrote...

"Oh baby I want to eat your nug!" lol

You are in luck. New to DA2 are Lust Demons. Male Demons who wear halla skinned g-strings with a cloth that stretches down to their knees to cover up their package. *shivers*

Wow really now:blink:~ I don't know if I need that kind of Lust Demon in my DA2 but you never know:whistle:~

[Rake21]

Dazaster Dellus wrote...

"Oh baby I want to eat your nug!" lol

You are in luck. New to DA2 are Lust Demons. Male Demons who wear halla skinned g-strings with a cloth that stretches down to their knees to cover up their package. *shivers*

And said g-string is worn backwards

[Victia]

Rake21 wrote...

Dazaster Dellus wrote...

"Oh baby I want to eat your nug!" lol

You are in luck. New to DA2 are Lust Demons. Male Demons who wear halla skinned g-strings with a cloth that stretches down to their knees to cover up their package. *shivers*

And said g-string is worn backwards

Oh dear maker, im going to have nightmares tonight!!!

[Eveangaline]

Dazaster Dellus wrote...

I want to know why none of the characters actually sit down. I mean......They gotta be tired. I am more than sure after standing around all day and then running around for miles that their legs are either flimsy like noodles or incredibly muscular.

Also, why can't I hit on the 1 lonely looking girl that is in almost every tavern there is? I just want want her to "slay my dragon".

They stand all day because they fear butworms. Horrible little bugs that crawl up chairs and worm their way into your- well. I think you can guess. Because of that, all citizans of Thedas refuse to sit.

And the 1 lonely looking girl is secretly a mugger, if you hit on her she'll get you alone and then steal your money.

My question, what would a qunari/dwarf baby look like?

[imkaoo]

What if I start the game and then put it on hold for 10 years (running, unpaused).
Then when I sit back to the computer, will there be a Hawk time paradox?

Modifié par imkaoo, 20 janvier 2011 - 12:54 .

[Guitar-Hero]

No but your computer will.. zing!!!



worst joke goes to Steffennn!!!



thank you thank you.. couldnt have done it with out you imkaoo

[TheMadCat]

These forums need more humor? Here I was thinking these forums were already a massive running joke.

[Rake21]

imkaoo wrote...

What if I start the game and then put it on hold for 10 years (running, unpaused).
Then when I sit back to the computer, will there be a Hawk time paradox?

Yes, but Hawke will travel through time and become his won grandfather, thus fixing the paradox

[DonKaran]

Dazaster Dellus wrote...

My question, what would a qunari/dwarf baby look like?

i think your question is " how do they come out with those big horns ? "

now my question is : why cant you jump?

[ThemFlashlight-headedThings]

Yeah I got a good one, why are Dwarf women so damn cute, I've spent so much gold at the pearl, and only on the Dwarf chick, I blame the dwarves for making me fight the archdemon with only cheap armor!!!

[Rake21]

DonKaran wrote...

Dazaster Dellus wrote...

My question, what would a qunari/dwarf baby look like?

i think your question is " how do they come out with those big horns ? "

now my question is : why cant you jump?

The only reason Hawke, the Warden, or their badass companions need to jump is when they need to plant their sward in the head of a much larger enemy.

Anyother time, it just seems silly.  Like not sleeping in your armor.  Or having conversations when not covered in the blood of you're adversaries

[DonKaran]

The only reason Hawke, the Warden, or their badass companions need to jump is when they need to plant their sward in the head of a much larger enemy.

Anyother time, it just seems silly.  Like not sleeping in your armor.  Or having conversations when not covered in the blood of you're adversaries

actually i was thinking it would be kinda useful as an archer or a mage to jump on high ground so the melee would have hard time reaching you

Modifié par DonKaran, 20 janvier 2011 - 01:09 .

[SnakeStrike8]

I was going to put in something witty about mages and firing shots from their staffs, but after reading all this... I just can't see straight enough to type any more than this.

[Rake21]

DonKaran wrote...

The only reason Hawke, the Warden, or their badass companions need to jump is when they need to plant their sward in the head of a much larger enemy.

Anyother time, it just seems silly.  Like not sleeping in your armor.  Or having conversations when not covered in the blood of you're adversaries

actually i was thinking it would be kinda useful as an archer or a mage to jump on high ground so the melee would have hard time reaching you

Ah... it was a serious question...

Well, at the risk of getting off the thread's topic (i.e. jokes) I would have to say that jumping just doesn't fit in the game mechanics.