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[IrishGunman]

 Think about it.
He's an agent of a secret organization
He gets awesome gadgets form Mordin AKA M
He humps anything that walks

[SniperWolfMandy]

you know what... I completely agree. Shepard is the Bond of the Mass Effect universe

[Ashwraith]

And mine's asexual. The point still stands.

[Googlesaurus]

Now we must decide the Bond girls of Mass Effect.

[Captain Crash]

With this logic there must be new love interests in ME3!  Yay!!

Which of course means a complete new squad we need to recruit from scratch again!   


Not that we dont have enough already, we just have to be fair on all those people who lost their squad in ME2.  Lets chase an awesome team again for the third time! The Reapers killing millions of humans can wait a few hours I guess.

Modifié par Captain Crash, 23 janvier 2011 - 12:25 .

[IrishGunman]

Googlesaurus wrote...

Now we must decide the Bond girls of Mass Effect.

Miranda = Galore 

Modifié par IrishGunman, 23 janvier 2011 - 12:39 .

[volus4life]

IrishGunman wrote...

 Think about it.
He's an agent of a secret organization
He gets awesome gadgets form Mordin AKA M
He humps anything that walks

i think Shepard has Bond beaten in the transportation department, though.

Normandy > BMW

but then again, Mako < Tricycle

[IrishGunman]

^

true

[GodWood]

IrishGunman wrote...
He humps anything that walks

My Shepard does no such thing.

[volus4life]

GodWood wrote...

IrishGunman wrote...
He humps anything that walks

My Shepard does no such thing.

my shepard has standards. he only messes around with bipeds.... mostly.

[JamieCOTC]

IrishGunman wrote...

Googlesaurus wrote...

Now we must decide the Bond girls of Mass Effect.

Miranda = Galore 

Galore was a lesbian, but Bond cured her of it, so Miranda + Liara + DudeShep = Galore. 

Modifié par JamieCOTC, 23 janvier 2011 - 12:50 .

[IrishGunman]

GodWood wrote...

IrishGunman wrote...
He humps anything that walks

My Shepard does no such thing.

Let see:
Racist Allaince Chief - Check
Blue Alien Chick- Check
Crazy Bald Girl- Check
Perfect Biotic with Daddy issues - Check
Buckethead Smart Girl - Check

[IrishGunman]

volus4life wrote...

GodWood wrote...

IrishGunman wrote...
He humps anything that walks

My Shepard does no such thing.

my shepard has standards. he only messes around with bipeds.... mostly.

There was that one Varren. LOL

[Flamewielder]

Pretty much... the whole concept of an Infiltrator Shep suggests intelligence/cov-ops, anyway.

[Captain Crash]

JamieCOTC wrote...
Galore was a lesbian, but Bond cured her of it, so Miranda + Liara + DudeShep = Galore. 

Nah thats rubbish!  Galore just had an all girl flight school made up entirely of total babes on the off chance Bond would appear at some point!

 

Modifié par Captain Crash, 23 janvier 2011 - 12:58 .

[volus4life]

IrishGunman wrote...

volus4life wrote...

GodWood wrote...

IrishGunman wrote...
He humps anything that walks

My Shepard does no such thing.

my shepard has standards. he only messes around with bipeds.... mostly.

There was that one Varren. LOL

scale itch got onto the normandy. that's all i have to say.

[SniperWolfMandy]

volus4life wrote...

GodWood wrote...

IrishGunman wrote...
He humps anything that walks

My Shepard does no such thing.

my shepard has standards. he only messes around with bipeds.... mostly.

lol thats funny... bipeds mostly except for that one volus in a wheelchair.. now that was kinky:blink:

[jeweledleah]

lol, my renegade solder male shep is named James. yes, after that James O_O I thought it was fitting

edited to correct a brain fart O_O

Modifié par jeweledleah, 23 janvier 2011 - 01:25 .

[GodWood]

IrishGunman wrote...

GodWood wrote...

IrishGunman wrote...
He humps anything that walks

My Shepard does no such thing.

Let see:
Racist Allaince Chief - Check
Blue Alien Chick- Check
Crazy Bald Girl- Check
Perfect Biotic with Daddy issues - Check
Buckethead Smart Girl - Check

Hmmm, yeah no.
My Shepard still did no such thing, he was only really interested in the 'crazy bald chick'.

Anyways, your Shepard's a liar, you can't sleep with both Ash and Liara.
Hold on.
I know what's going on here.
Your Shepard didn't actually sleep with anyone, didn't he?
He wasn't getting any 'action' prior to Ilos or the Omega 4 Relay, instead he locked himself in his room, curled up in his bed with a big bucket of cookie dough and cried to the song All by Myself
The whole 'space pimp' nonsense is just a charade he puts up to look like a big man in front of Jacob and the G-Dawg.


That's tragic man...

Modifié par GodWood, 23 janvier 2011 - 02:22 .

[IrishGunman]

GodWood wrote...

IrishGunman wrote...

GodWood wrote...

IrishGunman wrote...
He humps anything that walks

My Shepard does no such thing.

Let see:
Racist Allaince Chief - Check
Blue Alien Chick- Check
Crazy Bald Girl- Check
Perfect Biotic with Daddy issues - Check
Buckethead Smart Girl - Check

Hmmm, yeah no.
My Shepard still did no such thing, he was only really interested in the 'crazy bald chick'.

Anyways, your Shepard's a liar, you can't sleep with both Ash and Liara.
Hold on.
I know what's going on here.
Your Shepard didn't actually sleep with anyone, didn't he?
He wasn't getting any 'action' prior to Ilos or the Omega 4 Relay, instead he locked himself in his room, curled up in his bed with a big bucket of cookie dough and cried to the song All by Myself
The whole 'space pimp' nonsense is just a charade he puts up to look like a big man in front of Jacob and the G-Dawg.


That's tragic man...

just a joke.

[Liyros]

I always thought the Kirk analogy was better, but still not really that appropriate for Shepard.

[renegadeinterrupt]

Hell yeah my Shepard is pimpin'. nothing hornier than a b*tch afraid the galaxy will end. I got it on with that kinky one with the tats, the ****ty redhead in cic, the gas-mask girl and twice with the blue chick.