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[omgodzilla]

I'd do the following on my Sheploo



a) Ask him to sleep with me



If he says no then



Make him sleep with me.

[Katamariguy]

jwalker wrote...

Locked in a room with Toombs and Jack

This. 

[Arijharn]

didymos1120 wrote...

Tell him I really enjoyed his work in Apocalypse Now.

Amen.

I'd also be like; 'hell, better you doing your job than me... but if I ever have a family if you touch them I will hunt you down and kill you so hard that the Reapers will get off easy compared to you.'

[The Big Nothing]

Nothing. I already gave him the middle-finger by destroying the Collector Base and converting the Normandy to Shepard-loyalty.

[Arijharn]

I bet you still sold your stuff to Cerberus every time you 'salvaged' something though

[Fates end]

My paragon would probably acknowledge that TIM has done horrible things, but would try to be polite and work with the man.



My Paragon Sole Survivor would shoot him in the head first chance she gets, I imagine.



And my renegades? They despise Cerberus, so they're probably do something violent and renegade-y to his office.

[88mphSlayer]

didymos1120 wrote...

gloops wrote...
I'm not saying you have to bow down and accept the man as your master or anything. Rather, instead of wanting him dead one should keep in perspective what state the galaxy would be in without him.

Yeah, but again: you can fully acknowledge that and still believe the galaxy would ultimately be better off without him. That's not the same as thinking the galaxy would be better off if he'd been dead prior to ME2.

meh, i don't really see why people hate the guy so much... he brought you back to life, maybe perhaps to serve his motives but nonetheless did little to stop you from screwing up his plans, i mean by the end of ME2 you have the firepower to take on anything Cerberus would throw at you... and all of this was approved by TIM, on top of that i see little difference between TIM and The Council, does the council know that their spectres are murdering people by the hundreds or thousands? probably not, but all they care about is results (and keeping lesser races from getting power)... take away the council and tim and you've got the shadow broker, who is possibly the most crooked person in the galaxy and never cared about saving anything but his own skin enough to do anything with Shepard other than collect the body as a trophy... so playing by Cerberus's rules don't bother me that much, at least they don't bother my renegade character who doesn't believe being goody-goody to your best friend is more important than saving trillions of lives

that's just my opinion though no need to tell anyone about it

edit: oh and as far as the whole overlord thing goes, screw that guy... he could've ordered the geth to destroy the machine holding him prisoner, instead he goes on a genocidal rampage through the base and then wants to send the universe into utter chaos? i'd blame Cerberus for being stupid, not evil

Modifié par 88mphSlayer, 23 janvier 2011 - 02:46 .

[Xilizhra]

Attempt to arrest him, if possible. Killing him would be unfortunate, but livable.

[didymos1120]

88mphSlayer wrote...
edit: oh and as far as the whole overlord thing goes, screw that guy... he could've ordered the geth to destroy the machine holding him prisoner, instead he goes on a genocidal rampage through the base and then wants to send the universe into utter chaos? i'd blame Cerberus for being stupid, not evil

Dude, he's a poorly functioning autistic who was extremely traumatized.  I highly doubt he understood much of what he was doing, or what had happened to him.  All he really knew is that everything was LOUD and he wanted it to stop. 

Modifié par didymos1120, 23 janvier 2011 - 03:04 .

[Fromyou]

say: I LOVE YOU MARTIN SHEEN

[88mphSlayer]

didymos1120 wrote...

88mphSlayer wrote...
edit: oh and as far as the whole overlord thing goes, screw that guy... he could've ordered the geth to destroy the machine holding him prisoner, instead he goes on a genocidal rampage through the base and then wants to send the universe into utter chaos? i'd blame Cerberus for being stupid, not evil

Dude, he's a poorly functioning autistic who was extremely traumatized.  I highly doubt he understood much of what he was doing, or what had happened to him.  All he really knew is that everything was LOUD and he wanted it to stop. 

so blow up the stuff around himself, or blow himself up

either way, the Dr. was stupid to make a system where "practice mode" is basically full-on "rape the galaxy mode"... why did they have a dish in the first place that would allow anybody to "hack the internet" as it were? and why isn't there a kill switch anyways? and how did a floating electronic armored bubble form around the barely functional autistic hell-bent on destroying reality? and why would you put a "barely functional autistic" in control of a system like that? was it ever necessary? couldn't the barely functional autistic just be the "conduit" to the geth, not the actual thing that controls the geth? it's all so stupid, i can barely think of anything actually evil about it because nothing was smart enough to actually be evil

[Sailears]

I would hope to have a good discussion with him, to try and understand his views and impress upon him some of the results of Cerberus' actions (Jack/Toombs/Kahoku), before passing judgement.

[AxoneNeurone]

First, I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of ANOTHER box and then I'll mail that box to myself. And when it arrives?



AHAHAHA, I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER.

[Sidac]

forcefully have his babies

[Fixers0]

Tie him into his chair and then start firing on him with a flamethrower.

[Aeowyn]

Dean_the_Young wrote...

I presume it would be during the Reaper War itself.

At which point I'd have far bigger (cuttle)fish to fry than the Illusive Man.

This.

And if it isn't during the Reaper War.....

Shep: Hello Jack, we need to talk about what you know about Akuze. I need some questions answered.

Then I'd just let him go.

[Drowsy0106]

Gabey5 wrote...

 What would you say or do  in me3?

I'd let Jack do the talking

*cracks knuckles*

Suffice to say, he would probably be a biotic vegetable once we are done with him. 

Modifié par Drowsy0106, 23 janvier 2011 - 04:31 .

[Annihilator27]

I would do this, Except with the Cain.........

[In Exile]

(Renegade Interrupt!) Shepard: Shepard Punch! 

[jbblue05]

I would ask TIM for the numbers to his sexual liaisons

[The7Sins]

Buy him the most expensive drink in the galaxy, shake his hand, and thank him fro bringing my ass back from the dead.

[Sailears]

I forgot, I'd ask him: "What happened to your yoomanity?"

Then I'd get him to record all the codex secondary entries, and a few audiobooks.

[_purifico_]

Krogan headbutt

[Tyrannosaurus Rex]

High-five him!

[Guywhoiam]

AxoneNeurone wrote...

First, I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of ANOTHER box and then I'll mail that box to myself. And when it arrives?

AHAHAHA, I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER.

Yes.