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[Tasker]

HopHazzard wrote...

Paragon interrupt *BOOM Headshot!*

I so hope Bioware put this in as an option.

[biotic prodigy]

biotic bodyslam.....hell yeah

[phantomdragoness]

Shep: Hey Tim...

TIM: Illusive Man.

Shep: Remember that Thresher Maw attack y'all caused on Akuze, Tim?

TIM: Illusive Man.

Shep: Well, I caught one, Tim.

TIM: Illusive Ma-...you what?

Shep: Come with me, Tim.

TIM: ...

[Confused-Shepard]

Have a long, deep and meaningful conversation with him about ethics, morality, the position of Humanity in the galaxy at large. Why he does what he does? Does he feel justified? Is he okay with having the blood of so many innocents on his hands? How long did he think he could keep this up before someone found him.

I would then tell him that I will give him the opportunity to wash his hands of Cerberus and simply walk away or I would kill him. He would respond by claiming that I am biting the hand that feeds me but I would retort that I was just a means to an end and others could have stopped the Collectors.

He would ask whether I was going to shoot him. I would reply yes. Why? Because that is the only way he would stop. Illusive Man stands up, straightens his jacket, turns around and begins to walk away. My Shepard aims his Phalnax pistol at his back and shoots him. The Illusive Man collapses on the ground and dies.

Modifié par Confused-Shepard, 20 février 2011 - 02:15 .

[nubbers666]

walk up to him and and use my cybernetics to toss his sorry butt in to the airlock and space his butt

[Chewin]

TIM: "So, Shepard. We finally meet face to face. What are you gonna do now?"

Shepard: "I think I'm gonna...*puts on sunglasses*...assume direct control"

YEAAAAAAAAH

[Elite Midget]

TIM: Shepard.
FemShepard: TIM...
TIM: Well, are we going to do this or are we going to beat around the bush a bit longer?
FemShepard: *Swoons* Just take me my Renegade Master~!

Modifié par Elite Midget, 20 février 2011 - 02:21 .

[Lord Zeuss]

"Commander Shepard! I'm glad we can finally come to terms--"



*Renegade interrupt* "You talk too much." *blam*

[McAllyster]

1. Arrest TIM.

2. Replace him with Liara. So from this time Shadow Broker & TIM will my most loyal supporters

[Null_]

Paragon interupt:
Grab his cigar out of his hand and throw it away saying "This stuff will kill you"

Oh yeah and then shoot him

Modifié par Null_, 20 février 2011 - 03:36 .

[Destroy Raiden_]

then I'll shoot him to thank him for bringing me back as a cylon.

[Shadow of Sparta]

Renegade Shep:Wazzzz Uuuuuuup?!

[MotoSkunkX]

Autograph, definitely. Also see if I can do any pro-bono work for him after the Reapers are taken care of.



Beats working for the Council. They never hired a hot redhead desperate to get into my pants as my secretary, that's for sure!

[Archontor]

As a paragon I beleive in due process and justice

As a survivor of Akuze I beleive in wiping his filth from the galaxy

And thus a compromise:

leave him on an uncharted world with the following:

An enviro suit

a pistol (with on round.)

A Thresher Maw

I'll leave the mike on in his helmet, just in case he wants to beg me for forgiveness- and then I'll take him to face the citadel for punishment. I will then volunteer to take him to the prison myself. Instead I'll take him back to the planet I mentioned above.

[Dean_the_Young]

I'd avoid Jigsaw-esque murder-fetish fantasies.

[Wulfram]

Shoot

Leave

Visit Akuze

[Dean_the_Young]

Nice and simple. No histrionics or wankish attempts at poetic irony and flaunting presumed superiority.

I approve.

Modifié par Dean_the_Young, 21 février 2011 - 09:37 .

[Abispa]

In realistic terms, siding with TIM could be seen as similar to the Allies taking Stalin as an ally against Hitler during WWII. Stalin was every bit the monster that Hitler was, but we needed his help to put an end to Germany's war machine. After the war the United States and Great Britain began to treat Stalin as more of the monster he was.

Yes, I acknowledge that TIM has yet to be shown that he is anywhere near as destructive at the Reapers, but take a look at some of the Cerberus disasters that could have spun out of control had not Shepard interfered, the most destructive potential being Overlord. And what if Jack was a success? Cerberus would have been churning out super-biotic insane mass murderers!

If you believe that TIM really didn't want these projects to become so dangerous, he goes from being a brilliant amoral bastard to a complete idiot who hands handguns to chimpanzees and hopes something good happens. For a man whose "information is his weapon," he seems quick to blame his problems on being uninformed.

I see a paragon Shepard discrediting Cerberus, much as s/he did with the crew of the Normandy, while a renegade Shepard taking over Cerberus and vowing to "run it right." I'm hoping for a "This is for Kuhoku!" moment with TIM's head exploding, but even I admit that would be out of character for my Shepards.

[Shepard needs a Vacation]

stare into his eyes and tell him, my face is the last he'll ever see with his own eyes, then knock him out, dig his eyes out with a space fork(spork) and have mordin put his eyes in my eye sockets and find out what he knows

[Archontor]

Or As I myself I'd simply capture his files and records and take him to face trial before the citadel- I'd like to see them dissmiss such a claim

[Abispa]

There's an epilogue: A NEW THREAT has come to humans in the galaxy and Admiral Shepard is mobilizing a squad to help him fight it, all the time grumbling that the bastards on the Council and in the Alliance aren't worth a damn and won't take it seriously. Just then a holographic image of TIM appears, "Hey, Shepard! Just like old times, huh?"

[Sajuro]

Time him to a nuke along with Ashley and drop it on Virmire. Nothing against Ashley, I just have the policy of making sure she gets nuked to join Kaiden.

[MJRick]

Probably party like it's 1999

[Zack56]

Shep: "Remember that Arc Projecter you sent me?"

TIM: "SHEPARD?! HOW THE F*** DID YOU *ZAP!!!!*"

[MisterJB]

Paragon Shepard: Cerberus will never be humanity."Boom headshot" or This is for Akuze/Kahoku"Boom"



Renegade Shepard: Have no fears, I will make sure humanity reaches its full potential. You just won't be around to watch."Boom"