EA confirms Dragon Age 2 Demo?
#926
Posté 31 janvier 2011 - 05:06
#927
Posté 31 janvier 2011 - 05:07
#928
Posté 31 janvier 2011 - 05:08
weirdopo wrote...
I think Feb. 1st will be the release of Feb. 2.
#929
Posté 31 janvier 2011 - 05:08
Bioware: The finest chocolate!Oblivious wrote...
Bioware: Fine, we'll deliver find 5-star cuisine straight from Rome, Italy's most prestigious restaurant with the game. It will even be warm!SammyJB17 wrote...
Bioware: We will give you a gaming console, a house, a copy of DA 2, access to a TV and outlet, and any other thing you would need to play this game.SteamPunks wrote...
Fans: YOUSONSOFBI-SammyJB17 wrote...
Bioware: And we'll even ship it to your house, no chargeSteamPunks wrote...
Bioware: We are giving away DAII for free!Beerfish wrote...
I forsee yet another in a long line of 'BioWare can't win no matter what they announce." moments.
Fans: What do you mean we have to go to the store to pick it up? You owe us gas money!
You just can't win. They are commendable for trying.
Fans: Are you saying that I have to buy a house to play this game?!?!?!?!?
Bioware: No! Umm... Eh...h.h.
Fans: ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT I HAVE TO BUY MY OWN FOOD TO GET ENERGY TO PLAY THIS?!?!?
Fans: Are you telling me I have to feed myself?! BIOWARE SUX!!1!
Fans: Lactose intolerant!
Bioware: The finest steaks!
Fans: Veagan!
Bioware: The finest art!
Fans: Colour-blind!
Bioware: for gods sakes you sonsof... ...but wait.... We will give you nothing.. And instead... tell you to keep your spam down!
Fans:
Such is the way the world works.
Biggest quote ever. It's going to start looping into itself soon.
I'd better leave before we get another spam warning
Modifié par SteamPunks, 31 janvier 2011 - 05:10 .
#930
Posté 31 janvier 2011 - 05:09
Uhh.. Jonah wrote...
weirdopo wrote...
I think Feb. 1st will be the release of Feb. 2.
Yep. They will inform us that that ... something... I don't know. It was a stupid joke.
#931
Posté 31 janvier 2011 - 05:10
slimgrin wrote...
JasonPogo wrote...
Seeing as DAO was a PC game. If they left the PC crowd out of a Demo they would be begging these forums to be over run by the PC elitist fanboys and girls.
Not so. We pc elitists are patient. I can easily wait another month. No need to gnash my teeth and hop around like a mad ape.
Dude I don't know about you. But if this is console only I will throw such a hissy fit you wouldn't even imagine. I would stomp my feet, type in all caps, maybe even sulk in a dark corner for an hour or two. No amount of hugs will be able to calm me down.
Modifié par Eclipse_9990, 31 janvier 2011 - 05:14 .
#932
Posté 31 janvier 2011 - 05:11
Eclipse_9990 wrote...
slimgrin wrote...
JasonPogo wrote...
Seeing as DAO was a PC game. If they left the PC crowd out of a Demo they would be begging these forums to be over run by the PC elitist fanboys and girls.
Not so. We pc elitists are patient. I can easily wait another month. No need to gnash my teeth and hop around like a mad ape.
Dude I don't know about you. But if this is console only I will throw such a hissy fit you wouldn't even imagine. I would stomp my feat, type in all caps, maybe even sulk in a dark corner for an hour or two. No amount of hugs will be able to calm me down.
haha if that happens can I come over and watch?
Modifié par JasonPogo, 31 janvier 2011 - 05:11 .
#933
Posté 31 janvier 2011 - 05:11
THE EYES!! THEY BURN!!SteamPunks wrote...
UglyHawke with boobs. And MUSCLE ARMS GNAAAWAWAWAAA
<GNAAAWAWAWAAAness snip>
*gameshow host voice* And now, we return to another edition of, 'Tacked on on-topic comments!!'
No srsly.
I was looking at the picture of the card included in the Awakening box (the one that says 2.1.11), just to reconfirm the date, and I realized:

Doesn't it look all cutesy and cuddlesome? Like a big cat pawing playfully at us?
(Note: I actually think this. This is not a joke, though I think jokes are awesome and should be present in a lot more places where they don't belong. But this is not one.
Based on this fresh insight, what re your predictions for the Feb 1st announcement?
Modifié par magicwins, 31 janvier 2011 - 05:12 .
#934
Posté 31 janvier 2011 - 05:12
Citizen Q wrote...
slimgrin wrote...
JasonPogo wrote...
Seeing as DAO was a PC game. If they left the PC crowd out of a Demo they would be begging these forums to be over run by the PC elitist fanboys and girls.
Not so. We pc elitists are patient. I can easily wait another month. No need to gnash my teeth and hop around like a mad ape.
Speak for yourself. I will RageFace all over these forums if a demo or dlc goes console only!
I wouldn't exactly say that stating the truth would be "elitist." Simply put, DAO was a much better game for the PC than it was for the consoles. From most accounts, the console controls weren't exactly intuitive, and the graphical display capabilities of PC vs consoles is a no-contest, especially with the new DX 11 coming out. Consequently, I think it's safe to say, that at least half the Dragon Age fanbase consists of PC gamers. With that said, it simply doesn't make sense to release a demo that excludes the PC platform. (Not to start another consoles vs PC war or anything).
Modifié par javajedi217, 31 janvier 2011 - 05:14 .
#935
Posté 31 janvier 2011 - 05:12
weirdopo wrote...
Uhh.. Jonah wrote...
weirdopo wrote...
I think Feb. 1st will be the release of Feb. 2.
Yep. They will inform us that that ... something... I don't know. It was a stupid joke.
I quite enjoyed it my good fellow. Myes.
Anyways... is there anywhere an actual QUOTE of a DEV saying "Something happens Feb 1st"?
#936
Posté 31 janvier 2011 - 05:12
Eclipse_9990 wrote...
slimgrin wrote...
JasonPogo wrote...
Seeing as DAO was a PC game. If they left the PC crowd out of a Demo they would be begging these forums to be over run by the PC elitist fanboys and girls.
Not so. We pc elitists are patient. I can easily wait another month. No need to gnash my teeth and hop around like a mad ape.
Dude I don't know about you. But if this is console only I will throw such a hissy fit you wouldn't even imagine. I would stomp my feat, type in all caps, maybe even sulk in a dark corner for an hour or two. No amount of hugs will be able to calm me down.
Stomp your feat will you?
Lol. As I said earlier, console only will result in omnipotent RageFace...
#937
Posté 31 janvier 2011 - 05:13
Citizen Q wrote...
Eclipse_9990 wrote...
slimgrin wrote...
JasonPogo wrote...
Seeing as DAO was a PC game. If they left the PC crowd out of a Demo they would be begging these forums to be over run by the PC elitist fanboys and girls.
Not so. We pc elitists are patient. I can easily wait another month. No need to gnash my teeth and hop around like a mad ape.
Dude I don't know about you. But if this is console only I will throw such a hissy fit you wouldn't even imagine. I would stomp my feat, type in all caps, maybe even sulk in a dark corner for an hour or two. No amount of hugs will be able to calm me down.
Stomp your feat will you?
Lol. As I said earlier, console only will result in omnipotent RageFace...
Ah damn you for calling out my typos. God damn grammar n@zi's. They've had it out for me ever since elementary school.
Editing!
Modifié par Eclipse_9990, 31 janvier 2011 - 05:15 .
#938
Posté 31 janvier 2011 - 05:13
magicwins wrote...
THE EYES!! THEY BURN!!SteamPunks wrote...
UglyHawke with boobs. And MUSCLE ARMS GNAAAWAWAWAAA
*gameshow host voice* And now, we return to another edition of, 'Tacked on on-topic comments!!'
No srsly.
I was looking at the picture of the card included in the Awakening box (the one that says 2.1.11), just to reconfirm the date, and I realized:
Doesn't it look all cutesy and cuddlesome? Like a big cat pawing playfully at us?
(Note: I actually think this. This is not a joke, though I think jokes are awesome and should be present in a lot more places where they don't belong. But this is not one.
Based on this fresh insight, what re your predictions for the Feb 1st announcement?
Somehow I don't think they would have givin us the date for a Demo in Awakening. More likely at that point that was the March 8th of that time.
#939
Posté 31 janvier 2011 - 05:14
In Australia, that date reads as January 2nd 2011, so I already disappoint.magicwins wrote...
THE EYES!! THEY BURN!!SteamPunks wrote...
UglyHawke with boobs. And MUSCLE ARMS GNAAAWAWAWAAA
*gameshow host voice* And now, we return to another edition of, 'Tacked on on-topic comments!!'
No srsly.
I was looking at the picture of the card included in the Awakening box (the one that says 2.1.11), just to reconfirm the date, and I realized:
Doesn't it look all cutesy and cuddlesome? Like a big cat pawing playfully at us?
(Note: I actually think this. This is not a joke, though I think jokes are awesome and should be present in a lot more places where they don't belong. But this is not one.
Based on this fresh insight, what re your predictions for the Feb 1st announcement?
#940
Posté 31 janvier 2011 - 05:14
magicwins wrote...
I was looking at the picture of the card included in the Awakening box (the one that says 2.1.11), just to reconfirm the date, and I realized:
That was January second! You mean you missed it?
Man I hate US date format.
(I guess this answers my earlier question)
EDIT: NAW got my ass
Modifié par SteamPunks, 31 janvier 2011 - 05:14 .
#941
Posté 31 janvier 2011 - 05:14
weirdopo wrote...
Uhh.. Jonah wrote...
weirdopo wrote...
I think Feb. 1st will be the release of Feb. 2.
Yep. They will inform us that that ... something... I don't know. It was a stupid joke.
Well it made me laugh ahaha
#942
Posté 31 janvier 2011 - 05:15
JasonPogo wrote...
Somehow I don't think they would have givin us the date for a Demo in Awakening. More likely at that point that was the March 8th of that time.
I'm fairly certain it was the planned release date for DA2 at the time, just a hunch though.
#943
Posté 31 janvier 2011 - 05:15
ROFL at the cat comment and omg, Bioware's been planning this for years! They have expertly crafted out agony, anguish, and torment for the next 2 years into a pleasant little timeframe culminating in 2.1.11:blink: What's even worse is that they warned us and noone listened:pinched:magicwins wrote...
THE EYES!! THEY BURN!!SteamPunks wrote...
UglyHawke with boobs. And MUSCLE ARMS GNAAAWAWAWAAA
*gameshow host voice* And now, we return to another edition of, 'Tacked on on-topic comments!!'
No srsly.
I was looking at the picture of the card included in the Awakening box (the one that says 2.1.11), just to reconfirm the date, and I realized:
[sexy pic]
Doesn't it look all cutesy and cuddlesome? Like a big cat pawing playfully at us?
(Note: I actually think this. This is not a joke, though I think jokes are awesome and should be present in a lot more places where they don't belong. But this is not one.
Based on this fresh insight, what re your predictions for the Feb 1st announcement?
#944
Posté 31 janvier 2011 - 05:15
Eclipse_9990 wrote...
Citizen Q wrote...
Eclipse_9990 wrote...
slimgrin wrote...
JasonPogo wrote...
Seeing as DAO was a PC game. If they left the PC crowd out of a Demo they would be begging these forums to be over run by the PC elitist fanboys and girls.
Not so. We pc elitists are patient. I can easily wait another month. No need to gnash my teeth and hop around like a mad ape.
Dude I don't know about you. But if this is console only I will throw such a hissy fit you wouldn't even imagine. I would stomp my feat, type in all caps, maybe even sulk in a dark corner for an hour or two. No amount of hugs will be able to calm me down.
Stomp your feat will you?
Lol. As I said earlier, console only will result in omnipotent RageFace...
Ah damn you for calling out my typos. God damn grammar ****'s. They've had it out for me ever since elementary school.
Editing!
The forum really blocked the word ****?
Thats odd...
ETA: I guess it does
Modifié par Citizen Q, 31 janvier 2011 - 05:16 .
#945
Guest_stickmanhenry_*
Posté 31 janvier 2011 - 05:16
Guest_stickmanhenry_*
#946
Posté 31 janvier 2011 - 05:17
wulfsturm wrote...
JasonPogo wrote...
Somehow I don't think they would have givin us the date for a Demo in Awakening. More likely at that point that was the March 8th of that time.
I'm fairly certain it was the planned release date for DA2 at the time, just a hunch though.
Maybe its the date when this forum collapses under the weight of a million irate PC fanboys. Because the Dragon Age 2 demo is console only.
#947
Posté 31 janvier 2011 - 05:17
Citizen Q wrote...
Eclipse_9990 wrote...
Ah damn you for calling out my typos. God damn grammar ****'s. They've had it out for me ever since elementary school.
Editing!
The forum really blocked the word ****?
Thats odd...
ETA: I guess it does
You should have seen us trying to explain the difference between the names "Ignasio" and "Ignaz.io" It was rediculous. Confusion beyond your wildest dreams ensued.
Modifié par SteamPunks, 31 janvier 2011 - 05:18 .
#948
Posté 31 janvier 2011 - 05:18
Uh. All that rationality and such an awful lack of silliness. Spank you. Spank you very much.JasonPogo wrote...
Somehow I don't think they would have givin us the date for a Demo in Awakening. More likely at that point that was the March 8th of that time.
I predict Dragon companions in DA2. With as much slobbery dopeyness as Barkspawn.
Modifié par magicwins, 31 janvier 2011 - 05:19 .
#949
Posté 31 janvier 2011 - 05:19
#950
Posté 31 janvier 2011 - 05:19
Eclipse_9990 wrote...
Maybe its the date when this forum collapses under the weight of a million irate PC fanboys. Because the Dragon Age 2 demo is console only.
That could very well be it as well.




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