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Does anyone actually LIKE mages?


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#1276
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Eclipse_9990 wrote...

My Avatar is a Lizard wrote...

Erani wrote...

kevin cousland wrote...

mages are weak and cowardly, having to hide behind other wariors, flinging spells from distance. warriors are best with their powerfull durability huge armour shiny swords and awesome kills


Mage--->cone of cold, stone fist=dead warrior.Image IPB

rogue--->stealth----->backstab mage=Teabag mage.


Mage---> Glyph or Repulsion ---> Rogue falls right on his ass. 

Also I never got the Teabag thing some people do. Its weird since Teabagging is pretty much one of the gayest things ever. Yet you see brotards do it all the time in fps's and stuff. I never got how that was amusing. 


Rogue------------> gets up----------> throws dagger at mages face

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My Avatar is a Lizard wrote...

Rogue------------> gets up----------> throws dagger at mages face

*dagger is now diamonds*
*Mage uses diamonds to hire mercenaries to kill Rogue*

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My Avatar is a Lizard wrote...

Eclipse_9990 wrote...

My Avatar is a Lizard wrote...

Erani wrote...

kevin cousland wrote...

mages are weak and cowardly, having to hide behind other wariors, flinging spells from distance. warriors are best with their powerfull durability huge armour shiny swords and awesome kills


Mage--->cone of cold, stone fist=dead warrior.Image IPB

rogue--->stealth----->backstab mage=Teabag mage.


Mage---> Glyph or Repulsion ---> Rogue falls right on his ass. 

Also I never got the Teabag thing some people do. Its weird since Teabagging is pretty much one of the gayest things ever. Yet you see brotards do it all the time in fps's and stuff. I never got how that was amusing. 


Rogue------------> gets up----------> throws dagger at mages face


Oh so you wanna make this into a competetion then? Alright I'm game. 

Mage blocks dagger with rockarmor/arcane shield---> Uses winter's grasp on rogue's legs---> Casts fireball on his face. 

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Taleroth wrote...

My Avatar is a Lizard wrote...

Rogue------------> gets up----------> throws dagger at mages face

*dagger is now diamonds*
*Mage uses diamonds to hire mercenaries to kill Rogue*


Awesome I wish I thought of that. Your a Problem Sleuth fan? 

Modifié par Eclipse_9990, 17 février 2011 - 04:48 .


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I have never heard of that prior to your mentioning it.

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Eclipse_9990

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Taleroth wrote...

I have never heard of that prior to your mentioning it.


Oh. Its just your comment was similiar to a recurring joke on it. Ah nvm. :P

Modifié par Eclipse_9990, 17 février 2011 - 04:52 .


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Mages pwn-Nuff said.

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I mean my cousin Mathias, a merchant in Red cliffe was killed because some young kid became a demon and slaughtered the town.  Poor fellow, sad story he had a wife and 3 kids to feed back in Denerim.  Why was the Chantry asleep on that one, why wasn't that kid controlled properly?

Then there was my Aunt Ramona, fine woman, hard worker she was.  Worked her way up to assistant head housekeeper in the Mage tower.  Killed horribly in that towere incident, some power ful mage or other got loose and killed all sorts of Templars and other mages and all the servants in the tower.  Both mages and Templars assured her it was a safe place to work, what went wrong?

I once courted a pretty young gal from a village called Honneleath.  I heard she got killed by a hoard of darkspawn.  There was rumours that a powerful mage lived there and dabbled in demonology.  Some even say after the mage died there was an actual demon in his basement, just waiting to possess someone, can you believe that!

Myself and some merchant friends were drinking it up one eve and this one guy, Levi Dryden starts telling us this story about his Great granny being a Warden and her and a mage letting loose all sorts of them demons.  Place was haunted for years they say.

I had a real good buddy, Haskel was his name, hard working merchant.  Elf lover some called him cause he actually, can you believe it traded with the dalish at times.  Welll I heard he went to do some trading and some crazed elf witch named Velana or something like that just up and kills him and his friends.

Damndable mages, all of em.  They ought to lock em up tight or kill em all.  I sure wouldn't want one in my village WOULD YOU?


It's just Chantry propaganda. We all know they're the one's arranging for demons to possess them so they can keep magi in line.

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Mages aren't so much evil.

Just very, very annoying. They whine.

And they die too easily in battle.