ESRB Description
#1
Posté 06 février 2011 - 09:37
Source: http://www.esrb.org/...hkeyword=dragon
#2
Posté 06 février 2011 - 09:38
Decapitation?? EXCELLENT!!
Fellatio?? This game just became my favorite game ever!
#3
Posté 06 février 2011 - 09:40
Edit: Also the kissing scenes seem like the embracing ones from ME2, thanks for sharing this.
Modifié par ViSeirA, 06 février 2011 - 09:43 .
#4
Posté 06 février 2011 - 09:41
#5
Posté 06 février 2011 - 09:45
I assume the head thing isn't supposed to make me crack a smirk?
Modifié par Dave of Canada, 06 février 2011 - 09:45 .
#6
Posté 06 février 2011 - 09:45
Also, glad to see props are being used well. *juggles severed heads*
#7
Posté 06 février 2011 - 09:46
Dave of Canada wrote...
Origins had fellatio too, so don't get too excited people
I assume the head thing isn't supposed to make me crack a smirk?
Wait... Origins had fellatio??? where? when? how?
#8
Posté 06 février 2011 - 09:48
#9
Posté 06 février 2011 - 09:48
#10
Posté 06 février 2011 - 09:48
ViSeirA wrote...
Dave of Canada wrote...
Origins had fellatio too, so don't get too excited people
I assume the head thing isn't supposed to make me crack a smirk?
Wait... Origins had fellatio??? where? when? how?
Arl of Denerim's estate, Maid + Guard.
#11
Posté 06 février 2011 - 09:49
Modifié par Riona45, 06 février 2011 - 09:49 .
#12
Posté 06 février 2011 - 09:50
obnoxiousgas wrote...
I just love how this is written. It's like a sexy, violent shopping list. The ESRB rating guys have the best job.
I love ESRB descriptions for that reason and that reason only.
#13
Posté 06 février 2011 - 09:51
#14
Posté 06 février 2011 - 09:51
#15
Posté 06 février 2011 - 09:51
Did you ever read the ESRB description of ME2? It's hilarious. Until then I never knew such things as "space furniture" and "space blouses" qualified as rating content.obnoxiousgas wrote...
I just love how this is written. It's like a sexy, violent shopping list. The ESRB rating guys have the best job.
Anyways, I'm amused by the suggested fellatio depiction. Will that be a first in video game history? I can almost hear FOX News sharpening their knives.
Modifié par marshalleck, 06 février 2011 - 09:55 .
#16
Posté 06 février 2011 - 09:58
marshalleck wrote...
Did you ever read the ESRB description of ME2? It's hilarious. Until then I never knew such things as "space furniture" and "space blouses" qualified as rating content.obnoxiousgas wrote...
I just love how this is written. It's like a sexy, violent shopping list. The ESRB rating guys have the best job.
I just went to read it. It's so clinical and amazing in every way. I am now planning to find a way to bring "future-blouse" into everyday usage.
#17
Posté 06 février 2011 - 09:59
#18
Guest_Puddi III_*
Posté 06 février 2011 - 10:01
Guest_Puddi III_*
#19
Posté 06 février 2011 - 10:06
#20
Posté 06 février 2011 - 10:10
marshalleck wrote...
Did you ever read the ESRB description of ME2? It's hilarious. Until then I never knew such things as "space furniture" and "space blouses" qualified as rating content.obnoxiousgas wrote...
I just love how this is written. It's like a sexy, violent shopping list. The ESRB rating guys have the best job.
Anyways, I'm amused by the suggested fellatio depiction. Will that be a first in video game history? I can almost hear FOX News sharpening their knives.
Sorry dude not to quibble but you spelled it wrong it is FAUX News. Concerning FAUX News if it was me i would not even have an advertisment budget i would just put in some questionable content and then leak/slip a copy to some foamer at FAUX and let them sell the game for me.
Asai
#21
Posté 06 février 2011 - 10:11
Good grief, one ratings description is all it takes to turn you people into Zapp Brannigan.wulfsturm wrote...
Sexcellent.
#22
Posté 06 février 2011 - 10:15
A sexy ratings description.Aris Ravenstar wrote...
Good grief, one ratings description is all it takes to turn you people into Zapp Brannigan.wulfsturm wrote...
Sexcellent.
#23
Posté 06 février 2011 - 10:29
#24
Posté 06 février 2011 - 10:45
I want my sons to be educating themselves the old fashion way....I've placed several new softporn magazines under the bed for them to find...rather than have them whack one off at cartoons onscreen that they zoom around with camera angles at a cartoon crotch.
None of my children played DAO...due to the levels of homosexuality.Not that I have anything against an individuals sexuality...simply it has no place in a game.
What next Sonic adventures in mushroom land performing fallatio on Tails....
An embrace and the scene going to a dark screen was adaquate enough for a game.
Modifié par philbo1965uk, 06 février 2011 - 10:55 .
#25
Posté 06 février 2011 - 10:50




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