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#101
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L0ckd0wn325 wrote...

*Googles Fellatio*
"Oh.....OH so thats the.....proper name.....let me just click the x button....">.>



lol, safesearch on ?

Honestly, I can't see anyone working on ESRB writing these with a straight face.

#102
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Soul Reaver wrote...

Fade to black means ME2 style romance scenes...

There was fellatio in DAO too...

Don't be silly. She was just down there to help him take his boots off.

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RosaAquafire wrote...

I really hope the sex scenes aren't ME2 style fade to black. Or DA:O style underwear frottage, for that matter. ME1 really had the best sex scenes. They were VERY classy while being fairly explicit, and there was an intimacy and personalness to them that really made it feel like the characters cared about each other. DA:O was just creepy, and ME2 was so ... I don't know. tepid.

I agree with this so much.

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Oh great, ME2 style sex scenes...

#105
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I think this game became more popular than it should have...

But who's complaining? :D 

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Erinpedz wrote...

Victia wrote...

yummysoap wrote...

"Dismemberment, Decapitation, Fellatio" should be the games new catchphrase.


lol Someone should put that in a banner Posted Image

I can see it as the games motto in game stores everywhere:lol:


They should do it, just to mess with the ESRB

Dismemberment, Decapitation, Fellatio, ESRB approved.

#107
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It was pretty amusing how childish and immature the ME2 love scenes were compared to ME1's when ME2 was supposed to be the more "serious" and "mature" game.

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I Miss Mass Effect 1 Sex Scenes :(

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yummysoap wrote...

"Dismemberment, Decapitation, Fellatio" should be the games new catchphrase.


Press a button and fellatio happens.

#110
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although if its fade to black how do they know it was fellatio, maybe she dropped a contact and went looking for it?
and I'm also happy about the dismemberment, sounds like the fights will be awesome

Modifié par Erinpedz, 06 février 2011 - 03:48 .


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ThunderfoxF wrote...

I Miss Mass Effect 1 Sex Scenes :(


Same here :?

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philbo1965uk wrote...

I am totally against sexual content in games..it's puerile cartoon voyeurism .We know that age certification is circumvented and thus totally unhealthy for young minds.

I want my sons to be educating themselves the old fashion way....I've placed several new softporn magazines under the bed for them to find...rather than have them whack one off at cartoons onscreen that they zoom around with camera angles at a cartoon crotch.

None of my children played DAO...due to the levels of homosexuality.Not that I have anything against an individuals sexuality...simply it has no place in a game.

What next Sonic adventures in mushroom land performing fallatio on Tails....

An embrace and the scene going to a dark screen was adaquate enough for a game.


Its also completely optional. So how about you leave it to the people who want it yeah? And keep your self-rightgeous judgements to yourself

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ThunderfoxF wrote...

philbo1965uk wrote...

I am totally against sexual content in games..it's puerile cartoon voyeurism .We know that age certification is circumvented and thus totally unhealthy for young minds.

I want my sons to be educating themselves the old fashion way....I've placed several new softporn magazines under the bed for them to find...rather than have them whack one off at cartoons onscreen that they zoom around with camera angles at a cartoon crotch.

None of my children played DAO...due to the levels of homosexuality.Not that I have anything against an individuals sexuality...simply it has no place in a game.

What next Sonic adventures in mushroom land performing fallatio on Tails....

An embrace and the scene going to a dark screen was adaquate enough for a game.


Its also completely optional. So how about you leave it to the people who want it yeah? And keep your self-rightgeous judgements to yourself


Calm down bro. Thats just like, his opinion. 

Modifié par Eclipse_9990, 06 février 2011 - 03:50 .


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Count Viceroy wrote...

Erinpedz wrote...

Victia wrote...

yummysoap wrote...

"Dismemberment, Decapitation, Fellatio" should be the games new catchphrase.


lol Someone should put that in a banner Posted Image

I can see it as the games motto in game stores everywhere:lol:


They should do it, just to mess with the ESRB

Dismemberment, Decapitation, Fellatio, ESRB approved.


If their looking to expand their fanbase it sure beats "think like a general, fight like a Spartan" or whatever they have at the moment.

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yummysoap wrote...

"Dismemberment, Decapitation, Fellatio" should be the games new catchphrase.


Or 'press Isabella's buttons, something awesome happens'.

Edit: whoops, someone beat me to it.:bandit:

Modifié par slimgrin, 06 février 2011 - 04:15 .


#116
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:P

Modifié par Count Viceroy, 06 février 2011 - 04:18 .


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yummysoap wrote...

"Dismemberment, Decapitation, Fellatio" should be the games new catchphrase.


In that order? :o

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Khayness wrote...

yummysoap wrote...

"Dismemberment, Decapitation, Fellatio" should be the games new catchphrase.


In that order? :o


LMFAO!! The image I got in my head was priceless. Necrophilia much?

#119
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Victia wrote...

yummysoap wrote...

"Dismemberment, Decapitation, Fellatio" should be the games new catchphrase.


lol Someone should put that in a banner Posted Image


Posted Image

meh quick job. oh well. :P

Modifié par Count Viceroy, 06 février 2011 - 04:21 .


#120
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Epic ^^ 

#121
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oooh nice banner.. although doubt you can use it in a sig for too long

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Count Viceroy wrote...

Victia wrote...

yummysoap wrote...

"Dismemberment, Decapitation, Fellatio" should be the games new catchphrase.


lol Someone should put that in a banner Posted Image


Posted Image

meh quick job. oh well. :P


Glorious!! B)

#123
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Nice. :)

I may just have to get this game afterall.

Modifié par slimgrin, 06 février 2011 - 04:28 .


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Khayness wrote...

yummysoap wrote...

"Dismemberment, Decapitation, Fellatio" should be the games new catchphrase.


In that order? :o


I nearly passed out laughing :lol:.

#125
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Erinpedz wrote...

oooh nice banner.. although doubt you can use it in a sig for too long


It's straight from the ESRB, that will probably go on the box it self, shouldn't be a problem :happy: