Aris Ravenstar wrote...
Anders: The point is, the man has absolutely no game. I tried to teach him a few of my finely developed skills, but he's just so stubborn he wouldn't have any of it.
Hawke: "Finely developed"?
Anders: Maybe I should get him a cat, that always works.
Hawke: "Always"???
Tee hee, I love this.
The next time they're in battle, Hawke hears a strange "meowing" coming from Carver's pack. Carver seems very disgruntled...
Hawke: Carver, why are you carrying a small animal in your pack?
Carver: Anders said it would help me attract women.
Hawke: And since when was listening to Anders a good idea?
Anders: HEY!
Carver: I don't know, it seemed like a good idea at the time...
Hawke: Your bag is covered in cat ******.
Merrill: OMG is that a kitty?! SQUEEEE, so sweet!

Anders: ::brightly:: Carver calls him Buttons
Merrill: Yay Buttons! OMG OMG I could nom your head
Carver: ::whispers:: Do I let her eat the cat?
Anders: ::sigh::