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[SurelyForth]

Miri1984 wrote...

@LeggyWillow I suspect my Hwake would just give in at that point and ask her to join them.

Exactly! I always say that when life gives you sexy pirate lemons, you're pretty much obligated to do what you can to make the best of the situation. 

Hawke: *squeezes Isabela*
Isabela: Dare I ask what you're doing?
Anders: I'd say this is plan B.
Hawke: Plan F, actually. Plan B was paying Varric to seduce her.
Isabela: Thank you for that, dear. Varric was good enough, but I can't believe you thought that would stop me for long.
Hawke: It was yesterday!
Isabela: Impressive, yes?
Anders: Uh, why are we still talking?



By Lady Winde

Modifié par SurelyForth, 20 février 2011 - 09:10 .

[Miri1984]

This. Absolutely this. *happy sigh*

[ThatDancingTurian]

rofl, I love these conversations. You guys are the best.

[HailTheQueen]

Hmm. I can see this whole 'allegedly eating people' thing creating all sorts of problems, besides the obvious. Alot of what Anders says could be taken... grimly.

Varric: So why's Hawke been avoiding you like the plague recently?
Anders: Well, I tried to make a fellatio joke...but it came out as a cannibalism joke. And... things got awkward.

Modifié par HailTheQueen, 20 février 2011 - 09:25 .

[KnightofPhoenix]

Poison93 wrote...

I wonder how much variety there is inside the different paths... if I assume that the major point they figth about is the Mages/chantry thing.
Will it be possible to go the friendship path (aggree with him about freeing all mages) and a) support Vengeance or try to free Anders an then fight the chantry without the demon's help
or in case of the rivalry path a) try to free Anders and make him realise that mages have to be controlled or supporting vengeance but trying to lead him into an other direction than fighting the chantry?

Or will Anders' major issue be the posession itself and besides choosing between Anders and Vengeance you have to deal with their views on the chantry?
How do you think this will be handled?

I do hope it will have several variations, and not only 2. The problem is, there can be so many possible variations. 
Seperating Anders and vengeance, reverting vengeance to Justice, making vengeance become something in the middle and not jsutice, kill both, let vengeance assume complete control...etc.
That, coupled with either siding with the Chantry, or siding with the mages violently, or seeking reforms..etc.

Now I do not think that all of these variations will be in the game. But I hope it's more than Vengeance dominates / anti-Chantry / friendship vs Justice or seperation / pro-chantry or less extreme / rivalry. 
I want to mix and match.

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 20 février 2011 - 09:38 .

[ThatDancingTurian]

HailTheQueen wrote...

Hmm. I can see this whole 'allegedly eating people' thing creating all sorts of problems, besides the obvious. Alot of what Anders says could be taken... grimly.

Varric: So why's Hawke been avoiding you like the plague recently?
Anders: Well, I tried to make a fellatio joke...but it came out as a cannibalism joke. And... things got awkward.

[smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/joyful.png[/smilie]

That would be the perfect time for a Garrus reference. "...wait. That metaphor just went somewhere horrible."

EDIT: IHU forums. Y U NO STOP DELETING MY QUOTE TAGS AND POSTS? <_<

Modifié par Aris Ravenstar, 20 février 2011 - 09:37 .

[AngelicMachinery]

I'm kind of horrified by the idea of romancing anders... do you really want to kiss someone that eats people?

[Russalka]

Pretty much everything about all of the love interests can be put into a question like that.

EDIT: Perfectionism.

Modifié par Russalka, 20 février 2011 - 09:53 .

[ThatDancingTurian]

AngelicMachinery wrote...

I'm kind of horrified by the idea of romancing anders... do you really want to kiss someone that eats people?

Ate people, the one time. And technically it wasn't even him at the time. And he also drank darkspawn blood before that, so biologically speaking he's had worse or at least lateral things in his mouth.

So yes. :innocent:

[KnightofPhoenix]

AngelicMachinery wrote...

I'm kind of horrified by the idea of romancing anders... do you really want to kiss someone that eats people?

Toothpaste.

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 20 février 2011 - 09:44 .

[Shepard Lives]

AngelicMachinery wrote...

I'm kind of horrified by the idea of romancing anders... do you really want to kiss someone that eats people?

Ayup. I love me some crazy.

Russalka and Aris also make excellent points.

[Poquimo]

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

AngelicMachinery wrote...

I'm kind of horrified by the idea of romancing anders... do you really want to kiss someone that eats people?

Ate people, the one time. And technically it wasn't even him at the time. And he also drank darkspawn blood before that, so biologically speaking he's had worse or at least lateral things in his mouth.

So yes. :innocent:

lol exactly! He's drank darkspawn blood, that...sounds a billion times more gross. Besides I think it wasn't like..."nom nom humaaaans!" but more like "my claws and teeth are my weapons" so it was bound to happen? I don't really see Justice hunched over gnawing on a corpse, but ripping out someones throat? Probbbbaaaably

[leggywillow]

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

AngelicMachinery wrote...

I'm kind of horrified by the idea of romancing anders... do you really want to kiss someone that eats people?

Ate people, the one time. And technically it wasn't even him at the time. And he also drank darkspawn blood before that, so biologically speaking he's had worse or at least lateral things in his mouth.

::dirty-minded snicker::

And in response to the question, of course I do!  Not in real life, of course, but it's a video game.  More than that, it's a video game romance made by some of the most talented people in the world who have never let me down thus far.  So I'm really not worried about the Anders romance being something creepy and unrelatable.

I wouldn't want to sex a giant dinosaur bird man or someone who's carried out an assassination plot against me in real life, either.  It hasn't stopped me in Bioware games, though.

[HailTheQueen]

AngelicMachinery wrote...

I'm kind of horrified by the idea of romancing anders... do you really want to kiss someone that eats people?

If Anders regularly ran out to the market to pick up a nice hunk of fried dwarf for dinner, then no, I certainly would not.
But it's not a conscious choice he makes, and as far as we know, it only happens once, and on accident pretty much.

So as it is, I'm far from horrified at the idea of romancing him!

[Miri1984]

Yeah, it's horrific, but so is reaching into someone's chest and pulling out their heart.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Miri1984 wrote...

Yeah, it's horrific, but so is reaching into someone's chest and pulling out their heart.

He didn't put it in his mouth...

[leggywillow]

Miri1984 wrote...

Yeah, it's horrific, but so is reaching into someone's chest and pulling out their heart.

KALIMAAAAAA!

[ankuu]

I'll post this here too ^^

[Miri1984]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Miri1984 wrote...

Yeah, it's horrific, but so is reaching into someone's chest and pulling out their heart.

He didn't put it in his mouth...

Probably wasn't hungry at the time.

[ThatDancingTurian]

SpottySpec wrote...

lol exactly! He's drank darkspawn blood, that...sounds a billion times more gross.

Considering darkspawn are born of dwarves turned into broodmothers, if you would consider eating dwarves cannibalism the same as eating humans, then technically your PC, Alistair and Duncan are all cannibals as well. It's just that their version was also tainted with festering evil. Yum!

Awesome GIF, ankuu! <3

Modifié par Aris Ravenstar, 20 février 2011 - 09:55 .

[ReallyRue]

leggywillow wrote...

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

AngelicMachinery wrote...

I'm kind of horrified by the idea of romancing anders... do you really want to kiss someone that eats people?

Ate people, the one time. And technically it wasn't even him at the time. And he also drank darkspawn blood before that, so biologically speaking he's had worse or at least lateral things in his mouth.

::dirty-minded snicker::

And in response to the question, of course I do!  Not in real life, of course, but it's a video game.  More than that, it's a video game romance made by some of the most talented people in the world who have never let me down thus far.  So I'm really not worried about the Anders romance being something creepy and unrelatable.

I wouldn't want to sex a giant dinosaur bird man or someone who's carried out an assassination plot against me in real life, either.  It hasn't stopped me in Bioware games, though.

Oh, but you so would.
But like you say, the cannibalism thing isn't RL. Besides, when you have the potential to save poor old Anders from his messy situation, a little thing like people-eating shouldn't stand in the way!

[Zep Rowsdower]

leggywillow wrote...

I wouldn't want to sex a giant dinosaur bird man ... in real life, either.

I would.



...


...what? Variety is the spice of life!

EDIT: Also if we don't get the option of another Isabela threesome, I will be very disappointed. And since they gave Anders sleeves and took away my magic bees spell, my disappointment is already pretty high! (I care about the important issues, as you can see)

Modifié par Zep Rowsdower, 20 février 2011 - 10:01 .

[Most Definitely Sane]

Zep Rowsdower wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

I wouldn't want to sex a giant dinosaur bird man ... in real life, either.

I would.



...


...what? Variety is the spice of life!

And the spice must flow.

Modifié par Most Definitely Sane, 20 février 2011 - 10:01 .

[Zep Rowsdower]

Most Definitely Sane wrote...

Zep Rowsdower wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

I wouldn't want to sex a giant dinosaur bird man ... in real life, either.

I would.



...


...what? Variety is the spice of life!

And the spice must flow.

Garrus makes my sleeper awaken, if you catch my drift.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

SpottySpec wrote...

lol exactly! He's drank darkspawn blood, that...sounds a billion times more gross.

Considering darkspawn are born of dwarves turned into broodmothers, if you would consider eating dwarves cannibalism the same as eating humans, then technically your PC, Alistair and Duncan are all cannibals as well. It's just that their version was also tainted with festering evil. Yum!

Awesome GIF, ankuu! <3

Does that mean that the Architect drinking Warden blood means...incestous cannibalism?

Im confoozed.