Threeparts wrote...
leggywillow wrote...
Anders: Phew, I'm tired. I could use a break.
Carver: We've barely walked at all!
Anders: ::smug:: I had a long night.
Carver: A long night? Doing wha--
::Anders gives Hawke's ass a "How you doin'?" look::
Carver: NO NO NO NO. Not this again! Don't talk to me anymore!
Anders: What? It's not like I said your sister has a mouth like a---
Carver: ARRRRRRGHGHGHGH!!! I swear I will slice you in half if you say one. more. word.
::long silence between the two men::
Anders: ... I banged your sister. ::runs::
Carver: THAT IS IT!
::Hawke turns around to find Carver chasing Anders down the street, blade drawn::
You know what I'd really like? We're stuck in year 7, and Anders is still giving us the "I can't be with you; what if I hurt you?" speech. Meanwhile, Carver has brought home Merrill, Isabel, Aveline, Leliana, Meredith, Cassandra and Zevran. In the last month.
You forgot the Warden herself! (Or himself)
I hope Carver turns out to be a pimp daddy worthy of inheriting Bann Teagan's throne. Carver: Bann-Hammer of Kirkwall! Though if Anders puts off Hawke that long, she will slowly go insane. There aren't enough cold showers in Thedas to prevent her frustration from becoming homicidal.




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