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[Ninjacat513]

More banter, please!

[Ambeth]

Phate Phoenix wrote...

Did someone call for... humor?

D8 CARVER and ANDERS 8D

CARVER: Do you to make that face when you look at her?
ANDERS: What face?
CARVER: That smug, hungry loo-- That one!
ANDERS: Oh, you mean this look? [LEERS AT HAWKE'S BEHIND]
CARVER: Stop looking at my sister like that. She's not a piece of meat for you to ogle.
ANDERS: Oh? Well, can I eat--
CARVER: ANDRASTE'S MERCY NO SHUT UP.
ANDERS: I can look, but I promise not to touch in front of you.
CARVER: ...I think I threw up in my mouth.

Is there anything quite as fun as tormenting your SO's younger siblings?

[Nivilant]

panamakira wrote...

I think the best part of romancing Anders in DA2 is the fact most of us were wanting to do it so bad since Awakening. I refuse to think that there isn't an option with a somewhat decent ending like Alistair's. I mean those endings weren't perfect but you still had the option to be with whom you love and be Queen/princess whatever~

I demand satisfaction Bioware!

This. While tragedy makes for an interesting story... sometimes you just want a couple to have a nice happy ending. Or at least to have a decent upside.

It actually took me a while to get around to liking Anders as LI potential. He was the snarky best buddy originally, and then he got into his thing about the Circle and I just melted.

[falconlord5]

Ambeth wrote...


Is there anything quite as fun as tormenting your SO's younger siblings?

Tormenting your own siblings.

[Ninjacat513]

I just had a weird thought... Now I really want a scene in the game to be like this...

So Anders and Lady Hawke are about to set fire to the chantry. They have like really epic sunglasses on, and We R Who We R is playing in the background and Anders/Lady Hawke dance around the ashes.


I have a strange mind.

[Corey Hart Fanclub]

My name is Anders. I approve of this thread dedicated to my worship.

[Ninjacat513]

"My name is Anders and this is my favorite thread in the BSN"

Sorry, made me think of the "My name is Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the citadel." thing :3

[Nivilant]

Hawke: *pulls Anders into view of the camera and points at him* I'm Hawke the Champion, and this is my favorite sexy, tortured look in Kirkwall

[Phate Phoenix]

Ninjacat513 wrote...

More banter, please!

As you demand!

D8 CARVER and ANDERS 8D

CARVER: Is this how it always is?
SEBASTIAN: How what always is?
CARVER: With couples.
SEB: ...We're talking about your sister and Anders again, aren't we?
CARVER: I swear I nearly walked in on them in Mother's kitchen. Mother's kitchen!
SEB: I assume it's because your dining table is the perfect height for--
CARVER: If you're not going to help then shut up.
SEB: Just thought I'd point it out.
CARVER: And the touching. She grabs his elbow, he grabs her cowl. She grabs the back of his robes, he grabs her staff. And then they disappear off to do who knows what.
SEB: I assume she's grabbing his staff.
CARVER: Please be quiet--!
SEB: Fine, fine...
CARVER: This is a phase, right? They'll get bored and move on. Anders will find some other mage to grope and my sister can meet a good man to settle down with.
SEB: .....
CARVER: Now would be the time to reasure me.
SEB: ...I'm sure they'll have adorable children?
CARVER: [TO THE SKY] MAKER SET YOUR GAZE ON ME.

[Ninjacat513]

LOL

[AmethystStar94]

Phate Phoenix wrote...

Ninjacat513 wrote...

More banter, please!

As you demand!

D8 CARVER and ANDERS 8D

CARVER: Is this how it always is?
SEBASTIAN: How what always is?
CARVER: With couples.
SEB: ...We're talking about your sister and Anders again, aren't we?
CARVER: I swear I nearly walked in on them in Mother's kitchen. Mother's kitchen!
SEB: I assume it's because your dining table is the perfect height for--
CARVER: If you're not going to help then shut up.
SEB: Just thought I'd point it out.
CARVER: And the touching. She grabs his elbow, he grabs her cowl. She grabs the back of his robes, he grabs her staff. And then they disappear off to do who knows what.
SEB: I assume she's grabbing his staff.
CARVER: Please be quiet--!
SEB: Fine, fine...
CARVER: This is a phase, right? They'll get bored and move on. Anders will find some other mage to grope and my sister can meet a good man to settle down with.
SEB: .....
CARVER: Now would be the time to reasure me.
SEB: ...I'm sure they'll have adorable children?
CARVER: [TO THE SKY] MAKER SET YOUR GAZE ON ME.

Poor poor Carver X'D

[Ninjacat513]

Bethany: *Flirty tone* So, Anders. You have a thing for apostate mages?
Anders: Is this about your sister?
Bethany: My sister? I uhm..No! Why would you think that!
Anders: Oh, no reason. *Smirk*

[Ninjacat513]

DERP! Okay, let's just say Beth lived with mage Hawke.


I feel fail right now *Hides*

Modifié par Ninjacat513, 06 mars 2011 - 12:34 .

[Nivilant]

Phate Phoenix wrote...

Ninjacat513 wrote...

More banter, please!

As you demand!

D8 CARVER and ANDERS 8D

CARVER: Is this how it always is?
SEBASTIAN: How what always is?
CARVER: With couples.
SEB: ...We're talking about your sister and Anders again, aren't we?
CARVER: I swear I nearly walked in on them in Mother's kitchen. Mother's kitchen!
SEB: I assume it's because your dining table is the perfect height for--
CARVER: If you're not going to help then shut up.
SEB: Just thought I'd point it out.
CARVER: And the touching. She grabs his elbow, he grabs her cowl. She grabs the back of his robes, he grabs her staff. And then they disappear off to do who knows what.
SEB: I assume she's grabbing his staff.
CARVER: Please be quiet--!
SEB: Fine, fine...
CARVER: This is a phase, right? They'll get bored and move on. Anders will find some other mage to grope and my sister can meet a good man to settle down with.
SEB: .....
CARVER: Now would be the time to reasure me.
SEB: ...I'm sure they'll have adorable children?
CARVER: [TO THE SKY] MAKER SET YOUR GAZE ON ME.

Bahahahaha!!!  Poor Carver.

The kitchen. On the table. Holy Maker.... Still, lots of handy implements, yes?

[Ninjacat513]

I have a feeling Anders is the one to give us the whole "Your lover could kill you if you have happy-fun-times with them!" talk that Mordin gave us in ME2

[Aviena]

Those Carver banter snippets are what have convinced me to play magehawke on my first playthrough. Love em!

[Nivilant]

We can only hope the Carver torment is as epic in-game. *bows in reverence to Phate*

[Margaret_TheElf]

Ninjacat513 wrote...

I just had a weird thought... Now I really want a scene in the game to be like this...

So Anders and Lady Hawke are about to set fire to the chantry. They have like really epic sunglasses on, and We R Who We R is playing in the background and Anders/Lady Hawke dance around the ashes.


I have a strange mind.

I actually wrote a spoof of that song in my notebook; Dragon Age characters are singing the song and dancing. Considered posting it once upon a time.

[Ninjacat513]

Margaret_TheElf wrote...

Ninjacat513 wrote...

I just had a weird thought... Now I really want a scene in the game to be like this...

So Anders and Lady Hawke are about to set fire to the chantry. They have like really epic sunglasses on, and We R Who We R is playing in the background and Anders/Lady Hawke dance around the ashes.


I have a strange mind.

I actually wrote a spoof of that song in my notebook; Dragon Age characters are singing the song and dancing. Considered posting it once upon a time.

Yes please! *Fenris Puppy-eye*

[Margaret_TheElf]

Ninjacat513 wrote...

Margaret_TheElf wrote...

Ninjacat513 wrote...

I just had a weird thought... Now I really want a scene in the game to be like this...

So Anders and Lady Hawke are about to set fire to the chantry. They have like really epic sunglasses on, and We R Who We R is playing in the background and Anders/Lady Hawke dance around the ashes.


I have a strange mind.

I actually wrote a spoof of that song in my notebook; Dragon Age characters are singing the song and dancing. Considered posting it once upon a time.

Yes please! *Fenris Puppy-eye*

Okay, give me some time. I. AM. A. SLOW. TYPER.

[Ninjacat513]

Yup! *Waits *

[panamakira]

Nivilant wrote...

panamakira wrote...

I think the best part of romancing Anders in DA2 is the fact most of us were wanting to do it so bad since Awakening. I refuse to think that there isn't an option with a somewhat decent ending like Alistair's. I mean those endings weren't perfect but you still had the option to be with whom you love and be Queen/princess whatever~

I demand satisfaction Bioware!

This. While tragedy makes for an interesting story... sometimes you just want a couple to have a nice happy ending. Or at least to have a decent upside.

It actually took me a while to get around to liking Anders as LI potential. He was the snarky best buddy originally, and then he got into his thing about the Circle and I just melted.

Yeah seriously we gotta think positive. I think in Anders case, although we saw this coming from all the angst in his character, was that if we don't play it well his ending might be really tragic and I'm just guessing. But I hope there is some option for a positive outcome!

[panamakira]

Phate Phoenix wrote...

Ninjacat513 wrote...

More banter, please!

As you demand!

D8 CARVER and ANDERS 8D

CARVER: Is this how it always is?
SEBASTIAN: How what always is?
CARVER: With couples.
SEB: ...We're talking about your sister and Anders again, aren't we?
CARVER: I swear I nearly walked in on them in Mother's kitchen. Mother's kitchen!
SEB: I assume it's because your dining table is the perfect height for--
CARVER: If you're not going to help then shut up.
SEB: Just thought I'd point it out.
CARVER: And the touching. She grabs his elbow, he grabs her cowl. She grabs the back of his robes, he grabs her staff. And then they disappear off to do who knows what.
SEB: I assume she's grabbing his staff.
CARVER: Please be quiet--!
SEB: Fine, fine...
CARVER: This is a phase, right? They'll get bored and move on. Anders will find some other mage to grope and my sister can meet a good man to settle down with.
SEB: .....
CARVER: Now would be the time to reasure me.
SEB: ...I'm sure they'll have adorable children?
CARVER: [TO THE SKY] MAKER SET YOUR GAZE ON ME.

hahaha! I'm laughing so hard at this. It's awesome. Poor Carver. I'm so tempted to play Mage first just so I can hang out with Carver. I haven't made up my mind yet but I'm really leaning towards DW rogue. I'm sure Bethany can be interesting too.

I ship Seb and Bethany!

[Ninjacat513]

makalathbonagin wrote...


hmmm i love his new hair :wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub:

That nose.... *-*