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Who is the Best Driver in Shepard's Squad?


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Aedan_Cousland

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Not sure who is the best, but I can tell you who isn't the best.


Ashley: female
Tali: female
Liara: female
Samara: female
Jack: female
Miranda: female
Kasumi: female and Asian


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Aedan_Cousland wrote...
Not sure who is the best, but I can tell you who isn't the best.

Ashley: female
Tali: female
Liara: female
Samara: female
Jack: female
Miranda: female
Kasumi: female and Asian

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Can't imagine what a smooth-talker you'd be with the ladies. :whistle:

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iOnlySignIn wrote...

Aedan_Cousland wrote...
Not sure who is the best, but I can tell you who isn't the best.

Ashley: female
Tali: female
Liara: female
Samara: female
Jack: female
Miranda: female
Kasumi: female and Asian

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Can't imagine what a smooth-talker you'd be with the ladies. :whistle:


I'm married, and my wife is Japanese.

Don't take anything read on the internet too seriously.

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Well Kasumi's Asian and female, so that kind knocks her out of the running right?

You son of a ****. You beat me to my punchline.

Modifié par Slidell505, 10 février 2011 - 09:03 .


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Aedan_Cousland wrote...

iOnlySignIn wrote...
Can't imagine what a smooth-talker you'd be with the ladies. :whistle:


I'm married, and my wife is Japanese.

Don't take anything read on the internet too seriously.

Noted. The joke's still a bit stale though. :-P

Modifié par iOnlySignIn, 10 février 2011 - 09:16 .


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Shadrach 88 wrote...

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I take no credit.


Your avatar pretty much is reflection of me when I saw this.

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Zaeed hands down.

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annihilator27 wrote...

Zaeed hands down.


He's blind in one eye, lacks depth perception.

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Aedan_Cousland wrote...

Not sure who is the best, but I can tell you who isn't the best.


Ashley: female
Tali: female
Liara: female
Samara: female
Jack: female
Miranda: female
Kasumi: female and Asian


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i want to say you're wrong, but....

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volus4life wrote...
i want to say you're wrong, but....


Well, I'm female have been driving for 12 years and have not had one accident or a ticket. Image IPB

As to the topic at hand I always pictured my Shep and Garrus to be the worst drivers, just because they're impatient and would rather drive over things rather than find the best way around them at least with the Mako anyhow. And I always imagined Kaidan to be the best, just because he is patient and would take the time to go around obstacles rather than over them.

Modifié par Exile Isan, 11 février 2011 - 01:01 .


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jeweledleah wrote...

Joker. he's the only one in that crew of maniacs (and that includes Shepard) that can actually drive.


Then the vehicle better have serious inertial dampers. Considering the way BW lays out landscapes Joker would be lucky to end up with 4 bones left in his body that weren't broken otherwise.

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Best topic ever. 

I keep wanting to write this fic where no one wants to ride with Shepard because of her bad driving.  When I drive the Mako I always jump off the highest cliffs and do a 360 in the air.  No one likes driving with her in Mass Effect 1, except for Ashley.  She loved the daredevil antics, at least in my messed up mind. :D

The follow-up in Mass Effect would be that Garrus and Tali won't get in the Hammerhead with her and no one else knows why.    Kinda of like this...
www.youtube.com/watch


As far as the best driver is concerned, I think someone mentioned Kaidan earlier and I think I agree with that. 

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Some guy back on the Normandy. He gets a third person view of the Mako due to satellite imagery.



I like to pretend it's me; and Wrex is threatening to kill me for bumps.



(Anything to make the 17th? ME1 playthrough more interesting, I wanted a new import char of my own)

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If the crew are statted anything like FateRPG player-characters, their Drive skill was deposited at Average (+1) as a "uuuhh...what do I want to not be horrible at but don't care about much" skill, if it appears on their skill list at all.

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It's weird, but for some reason in the first game I never pictured my Shepard driving. It actually wasn't until I started hanging out around here that I thought of it that way. I always figured, hey, she's the commanding officer, she gets to hang out in the passenger seat while someone else drives. Maybe she hogs the big gun too? So for me it depended on who was with me at the time. I usually thought of Ashley or Kaidan driving, though, and everyone else screaming in horror as they go off a cliff.



Garrus: LOOK OUT LOOK OUT WE'RE GOING TO GO OVER THE EDGE!!! *covers face in arms*

Ashley: Stupid backseat driver, I'm doing fi-- *Mako drives off cliff* AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Shepard: *facepalm* I am never letting you in the driver's seat ever again, Williams.

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iOnlySignIn wrote...

Zaeed - he once drove a tonka into the mouth of a living Thresher Maw. He was the only one on the tonka who survived.


Lolwut? If any thing that makes him the worst!

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 Zaeed because he would be able to spot all the GUUDAMMD terrorist. Of course once he spots one... well he will be the only one to survive.

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The Unfallen

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Oh and he has one eye and lacks depth perception, dropping him even further on the list.

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Or he's such an awesome driver that he needs a handicap just to give the others a chance.

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^ Exactly, and why do you people say it's so damn hard to whip the mako? I'm on a mouse and key board and I don't have trouble with it. Never understood all the hate (ok maybe on my first playthru).

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Zaeed is Italian. Does that count for anything? :D

On a more serious note, N7 is the future equivalent of Tier One, right? So Shepard should have had "high-risk operator" vehicle training. What happened to Vasir wasn't luck.  

Modifié par KenLyns, 11 février 2011 - 05:07 .


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Dare I say Garrus would be busy recalculating?

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Slidell505 wrote...

annihilator27 wrote...

Zaeed hands down.


He's blind in one eye, lacks depth perception.

That's what makes it exciting
:D

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Garrus because he looks after the mako in ME 1, they wouldn't have let him unless he knew what he was doing

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Garrus... when his calibrations are ready.