I've got the real ending for ME3 right here:
"As the reaper fleet closes in, the Normandy uses the main guns to fire Zaeed at the biggest reaper. 'Comeere you gawddamn sunofa****!' he yells through space while firing Jessie at the reaper hordes! He smashes into the reaper and performs a roundhouse kick, destroying the entire reaper fleet. Meanwhile Shepard runs down to engineering and shoves Tali into the engine core to "lighten the ship" in order to escape the massive thermonuclear blast."
"While the cost of the battle was Chuck Norris' last known living descendant Zaeed, (see plot twist in act II) the battle was won."
"Shepard goes to the council to receive some medals and hear a speech, but suddenly the turian councilor throws aside the rest of the council with his biotics and fights Shepard one on one. Then Anderson runs in the room. "RAMIREZ!" he yells, "FINISH HIM!" (Mortal Kombat voice). Then Shepard rips out his spine. The end."
I stole that straight from the Bioware secret labs.
Some guy claims to know the story of Mass Effect 3.
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#52
Posté 13 février 2011 - 10:12
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My bull**** detector nearly deafened me as soon as I opened that thread. It wasn't even an interesting premise, "Creators" who seed life and are as powerful as Reapers, Sovereign was pretty clear about stemming the chaos of organic evolution, not breaking his rival's science project.
#53
Posté 13 février 2011 - 10:13
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According to my REAL script of ME3 the reapers are revealed to by the descendants of a toaster Chuck Norris tossed into space.
#54
Posté 13 février 2011 - 10:48
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lol did anyone read the rest of that thread? It degenerates into very very funny trolling. Normally trolls are annoying, but these are like...righteous trolls...I approve. hahah
#55
Posté 13 février 2011 - 11:00
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Dexi wrote...
If there's a Cthulhu species, why couldn't there be an Angel species?
The good/evil dichotomy is against the original message of Lovecraft's work, and had no identifiable benevolent beings. The authors could throw in a powerful benevolent species, but that's way too cliche and I pray to Cthulhu to visit them in their sleep if they do.
The poster of the "story leak" seems to have forgotten that the Protheans were heavily suggested to be the "life-seeders" already.
#56
Posté 13 février 2011 - 11:07
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ME# IS RUINED FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!1
(not really, that story is BS).
(not really, that story is BS).
#58
Posté 13 février 2011 - 11:15
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this "story" leak let me wondering does the reapers Harvest other galaxies? i would be nice to contact a species from outside of the milk way galaxy.
Modifié par Sowtaaw, 13 février 2011 - 11:17 .
#60
Posté 13 février 2011 - 11:25
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I'm friends with everyone in the know...
...I shouldn't be saying this...but the world is really the matrix...and we're all living inside of an artificial construct....
I could get in lots of trouble, but I need people know. To find out the truth please send eleventy billion trillion dollars to the following address----
In all seriousness, even if it's true, as a disgruntled employee - burning your mates who slave away and work with you is not a good thing, you're only hurting them more then the body you're trying to spite...and if it's not...well it's another theory...as long as Shep doesn't end up being the chosen destiny child of the beings of light known as the creators...I will headdesk so hard it will probably kill me...
...I shouldn't be saying this...but the world is really the matrix...and we're all living inside of an artificial construct....
I could get in lots of trouble, but I need people know. To find out the truth please send eleventy billion trillion dollars to the following address----
In all seriousness, even if it's true, as a disgruntled employee - burning your mates who slave away and work with you is not a good thing, you're only hurting them more then the body you're trying to spite...and if it's not...well it's another theory...as long as Shep doesn't end up being the chosen destiny child of the beings of light known as the creators...I will headdesk so hard it will probably kill me...
#61
Posté 13 février 2011 - 11:25
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The Quarians Creators actually wonder how another species got their title in the Mass Effect franchise.
#63
Posté 13 février 2011 - 11:40
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Icinix wrote...
...I shouldn't be saying this...but the world is really the matrix...and we're all living inside of an artificial construct....
I could get in lots of trouble, but I need people know. To find out the truth please send eleventy billion trillion dollars to the following address----
"What's the address?"
#64
Posté 13 février 2011 - 11:40
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I wonder if it worked, when the first person ever tried to play the "my friend/dad/nan/next-door neighbour's aunty works for the developers card.
#65
Posté 13 février 2011 - 11:49
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Vahe wrote...
http://www.gamefaqs....fect-3/58065221
Only click the link if you have played both Mass Effect 1 and 2 to completion. There are minor, inconsequential spoilers, mostly related to ME1.
Anyway, I would normally not give a thread like this any thought, but for some reason I have a gut feeling this one is true. What do you guys think?
Interesting.
#66
Posté 13 février 2011 - 11:53
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Ive heard 20 better possibilities for the plot of me3.
So I dont believe it
So I dont believe it
#67
Posté 14 février 2011 - 12:07
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Saren100 wrote...
Ive heard 20 better possibilities for the plot of me3.
So I dont believe it
Show me.
#70
Posté 14 février 2011 - 01:15
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Imbackagain wrote...
Saren100 wrote...
Ive heard 20 better possibilities for the plot of me3.
So I dont believe it
Show me.
Im not gonna search the forum for 20 specific threads to validate my point.
#71
Posté 14 février 2011 - 01:40
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Saren100 wrote...
Imbackagain wrote...
Saren100 wrote...
Ive heard 20 better possibilities for the plot of me3.
So I dont believe it
Show me.
Im not gonna search the forum for 20 specific threads to validate my point.
More of an opinion than a "point."
#72
Posté 14 février 2011 - 01:44
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Obadiah wrote...
That's interesting. The OP in the other thread might be BSing, but maybe he BSed correctly?Babli wrote...
Pwener2313 wrote...
I think everyone should take a look at this....
PROOF
Well, then these beings of light really suck at their job
Except the BS'er had every opportunity to read that and create a theory around it first. Basing a theory on existing facts is interesting but it has no credibility without predictive value. This guy's theory has no more value than string theory.
#73
Posté 14 février 2011 - 01:46
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Pener2313 wrote...
I think everyone should take a look at this....
PROOF
So then darkdpawn and golem are going to stop biting our heads of to fight the Reapers?
http://dragonage.wik...i/File:Moon.jpg
#74
Posté 14 février 2011 - 01:46
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Point is, if you operate under the assumption that this person actually did hear this from a friend working on the ME3 team, it gives him even more credibility. If you assume that he's making it up, it's irrelevant because he's making it up regardless. He doesn't become "more wrong."
#75
Posté 14 février 2011 - 01:49
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Too uninterresting. sounds like a Blizzard's Game. can't be true.
