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#101
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Ramirez Wolfen wrote...

It isn't funny to you, but it may be to someone else.


Yep, it's funny to dumb asses.

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Ramirez Wolfen wrote...

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Get out. NOW! You shoul get banned for making a joke like that. I spam a little and get banned every 4 days but you can make a rape joke and pacifen is nowhere to be found? SO UNFAIR!


So, you are a troll?:huh:

If that is the case, your argument is now invalid.


Calling me a troll? That coming from a potential rapist, it doesn't wight much.

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Modifié par Pwener2313, 14 février 2011 - 06:55 .


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Seriously leave he guy alone he said something stupid over the internet. I've seen worse and I'm sure everyone else has too.

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rynluna wrote...

Ramirez Wolfen wrote...

It isn't funny to you, but it may be to someone else.


Yep, it's funny to dumb asses.


Now why do you have to go and say this? I'm respecting everybody here and you're calling me names. Come on, can't we at least have a SLIVER of respect for each other?

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Thread is derailing. It'll get locked soon.... just saying

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Ramirez Wolfen wrote...

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I wasn't being serious. Look it's a bad joke and it's the wrong crowd.


Again with the crowd...

What would be the right one ?

I'm male and I don't find it funny.

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LesEnfantsTerribles wrote...

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I do believe I've countered this in other discussions with, who says they have ordinary sex anyway?

The problem is that we're going on the assumption that all maleSheps will make the assumption that 'humanoid female enjoys hetero human sex' and that Liara will not object to this if she dislikes it.

What's established?  That both Shepard and Liara get naked and that Liara says she had a good time.  That's it.  If she didn't enjoy what happened, would she really say that?  I don't think so.  So if she doesn't enjoy penetrative sex, it didn't happen.  And vice versa, of course.  (See also our respective femSheps and their digits.  I'm sure it would occur to them, being humans, that inserting one's finger(s) might be a good thing.  Liara won't just sit there and take it if it doesn't interest her, will she?)


To be perfectly honest, I think the idea that an asari would tolerate sexual intercourse, even if it's painful and uncomfortable to them, to be disturbing and perverse in the extreme. It's a form of sexual abuse.

My response to everything else you've said is present in my other posts in this thread.


Understood.  I'm just reiterating that ... this is my key point, that whatever happened to Liara, she did enjoy it.  Even with maleShep.  So by your insistence that penetration would be painful and uncomfortable, I can only assume it didn't happen with maleShep.  IF THIS IS TRUE.  If Liara enjoyed the act and there was penetration then she does not dislike it.  And as it's been established that there are things in the human body that make no sense as to why people would enjoy them, as well as the fact that we really have no direct evidence at all as to the location of the erogenous zones of asari... we really cannot say for sure what they will like at all.

EDIT -- and because we're spending half our posts reiterating our anger at Ramirez's joke, instead of reporting him like we should have if we took offense to it (like I did actually, though I'm having trouble finding the original post to send in a report), it WILL get locked.  Can we just ignore him and move on?

Modifié par JaylaClark, 14 février 2011 - 06:59 .


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jwalker wrote...

Ramirez Wolfen wrote...

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I wasn't being serious. Look it's a bad joke and it's the wrong crowd.


Again with the crowd...

What would be the right one ?

I'm male and I don't find it funny.



That's fine if you don't find it funny. There is a crowd for every joke. I honestly don't know why people think I'm a sexist ****** because of that ONE joke. If you don't like it, ignore it.

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rynluna wrote...
Yep, it's funny to dumb asses.

Way to raise the maturity level.

Anyway, this is well on its way to a lock.

jlb524 wrote...
I don't know...most people that truly respect women don't find juvenile jokes like these funny.

What basis do you possibly have for asserting this? I'm pretty sure the only person you can truly speak for is yourself. You're just conjecturing based on what circumstancial evidence you have.

Depending on whom I'm with, I'll laugh at all kinds of 'offensive' jokes. This has nothing to do with how I feel about and how I treat my fellow human beings.

Modifié par Sentox6, 14 février 2011 - 07:17 .


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naledgeborn wrote...

Seriously leave he guy alone he said something stupid over the internet. I've seen worse and I'm sure everyone else has too.

I came with the intentions to defend both sides here, I just don't see the point to it anymore. Let the moderators decide what's genuinely offensive and what is a dumb joke.

Modifié par Phaedon, 14 février 2011 - 07:03 .


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JaylaClark wrote...

Understood.  I'm just reiterating that ... this is my key point, that whatever happened to Liara, she did enjoy it.  Even with maleShep.  So by your insistence that penetration would be painful and uncomfortable, I can only assume it didn't happen with maleShep.  IF THIS IS TRUE.  If Liara enjoyed the act and there was penetration then she does not dislike it.  And as it's been established that there are things in the human body that make no sense as to why people would enjoy them, as well as the fact that we really have no direct evidence at all as to the location of the erogenous zones of asari... we really cannot say for sure what they will like at all.


To be honest, the fact that the asari were designed to possibly be attracted to human males or enjoy any kind of sex with them is ridiculous in the first place and somewhat offensive, considering they were practically 'lesbian' for thousands of years and had sex with only other female beings.

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Pwener2313 wrote...

Get out. NOW! You shoul get banned for making a joke like that. I spam a little and get banned every 4 days but you can make a rape joke and pacifen is nowhere to be found? SO UNFAIR!


reported for spamming :?

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jlb524 wrote...

To be honest, the fact that the asari were designed to possibly be attracted to human males or enjoy any kind of sex with them is ridiculous in the first place and somewhat offensive, considering they were practically 'lesbian' for thousands of years and had sex with only other female beings.


That makes no sense. Asari have had sex with other species (male and female) long before humans came into the picture.

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Xilizrha, I'm sorry if your thread gets locked because of our "polite discussion."

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Ramirez Wolfen wrote...
That's fine if you don't find it funny. There is a crowd for every joke.


So because hypothetically somone somewhere would find something offensive funny that makes it okay?

What's odd is that just saying "Hey I'm sorry I shouldn't have said that it was a bit too far" would have ended it but instead you keeping pull out this argumentum ad populum defense that there are people out there who would like this so therefore it's okay. Can't people just take ownership of the things they say?

Modifié par adneate, 14 février 2011 - 07:09 .


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Kronner wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

To be honest, the fact that the asari were designed to possibly be attracted to human males or enjoy any kind of sex with them is ridiculous in the first place and somewhat offensive, considering they were practically 'lesbian' for thousands of years and had sex with only other female beings.


That makes no sense. Asari have had sex with other species (male and female) long before humans came into the picture.


I believe you are forgetting they had sex with only themselves for the greater portion of their species lifetime, before they made contact with the Salarians and others.  I also think their attraction to most non-human aliens is ridiculous too, minus human females and possibly quarian females, given their similarities to the asari.

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adneate wrote...

Ramirez Wolfen wrote...
That's fine if you don't find it funny. There is a crowd for every joke.


So because hypothetically somone somewhere would find something offensive funny that makes it okay?

What's odd is that just saying "Hey I'm sorry I shouldn't have said that it was a bit too far" would have ended it but instead you keeping pull out this argumentum ad populum defense that there are people out there who would like this so therefore it's okay. Can't people just take ownership of the things they say?


Read my past comments. I did say that it might just be a bad joke. But, others WILL find it funny. I'm not saying it's okay. Surely you have seen worse jokes.

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It's time we drop that argument.

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Ramirez Wolfen wrote...

jwalker wrote...

Ramirez Wolfen wrote...

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I wasn't being serious. Look it's a bad joke and it's the wrong crowd.


Again with the crowd...

What would be the right one ?

I'm male and I don't find it funny.



That's fine if you don't find it funny. There is a crowd for every joke. I honestly don't know why people think I'm a sexist ****** because of that ONE joke. If you don't like it, ignore it.


Yes, I'm pretty sure there there is a crowd for every joke. I'm refraining myself of taking guesses about which would be the right one in thise case. I don't wanna get banned.

But you implied earlier this was the wrong crowd because the majority of posters in this thread are female. One can infer  then that you think the right crowd is male.

You're wrong.

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Ramirez Wolfen wrote...
Surely you have seen worse jokes.


That doesn't make it okay. If I savagely beat someone do you think the Judge would let me go because someone else murdered a person?

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jlb524 wrote...

To be honest, the fact that the asari were designed to possibly be attracted to human males or enjoy any kind of sex with them is ridiculous in the first place and somewhat offensive, considering they were practically 'lesbian' for thousands of years and had sex with only other female beings.


Understood completely... as I recall this objection was from a meta standpoint (though I'm not sure all males consider them to be Hollywood Lesbians, or 'bisexual lesbians' as Eric Bischoff once said wall-bangingly, there is the fact that if there's a visual component to their attraction, yes, there would be no reason to be attracted to a male silhouette).  The problem is, let's face it, lesbian sex as we understand it shouldn't do anything for asari either.  Tactical stimulation should probably make asari ticklish if anything.  And hair should squick an asari out regardless of gender.

I hate to say it, but if you look too deeply into this topic, you'll find that female Shepard may be as thoroughly disqualified from being attractive to an asari as male Shepard is.  It really depends on what is attractive to asari, and as I've said time and time again, we have no frame of reference that can be logically proven.

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adneate wrote...

Ramirez Wolfen wrote...
Surely you have seen worse jokes.


That doesn't make it okay. If I savagely beat someone do you think the Judge would let me go because someone else murdered a person?


We are talking about a joke here. I know you are speaking figuratively, but still. Is it that bad that we have to drag this discussion on?

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jwalker wrote...

Ramirez Wolfen wrote...

jwalker wrote...

Ramirez Wolfen wrote...

[...]

I wasn't being serious. Look it's a bad joke and it's the wrong crowd.


Again with the crowd...

What would be the right one ?

I'm male and I don't find it funny.



That's fine if you don't find it funny. There is a crowd for every joke. I honestly don't know why people think I'm a sexist ****** because of that ONE joke. If you don't like it, ignore it.


Yes, I'm pretty sure there there is a crowd for every joke. I'm refraining myself of taking guesses about which would be the right one in thise case. I don't wanna get banned.

But you implied earlier this was the wrong crowd because the majority of posters in this thread are female. One can infer  then that you think the right crowd is male.

You're wrong.





Does it matter? It's a joke, and possibly bad one, and the wrong crowd. Let's leave it at that.

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Who's the *right crowd* anyway?

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Ramirez Wolfen wrote...
We are talking about a joke here. I know you are speaking figuratively, but still. Is it that bad that we have to drag this discussion on?


I guess so since you keep acting like a child with your hand in the cookie jar trying desperately to find any way to absolve yourself of the responsibility of your actions. Rather than acting like an adult and accepting that you've offended people and just apologizing for it.