Ramus Quaritch wrote...
I can't believe I'm saying this, but male Hawke was just out-manned by Varric. More specifically, Varric's chest totally kicks male Hawke's chest's ****.
I certainly don't mind. I'm not a huge fan of hairy chests.
Ramus Quaritch wrote...
I can't believe I'm saying this, but male Hawke was just out-manned by Varric. More specifically, Varric's chest totally kicks male Hawke's chest's ****.
Ryzaki wrote...
Count Viceroy wrote...
*highfive*
Its horrible that I just laughed at that.
Damn you Viceroy!
kylecouch wrote...
QFTRawgrim wrote...
So for those of us who don`t like elves, the game has 1 romance. And thats Isabela? That sucks. I was hoping for Aveline, actually.
KawaiiKatie wrote...
"You've been out in the forest too long, elf. This is how we treat knife-ears in the city!"
..............................I just made myself sad.
_Loc_N_lol_ wrote...
Maybe he just proposed her something unusual... ?
Or more likely, maybe she actually is a virgin.
Rawgrim wrote...
So for those of us who don`t like elves, the game has 1 romance. And thats Isabela? That sucks. I was hoping for Aveline, actually.
Ryzaki wrote...
I don't think I want to know what he proposed in that case.
There's a good chance of that.
Because for some people, sexuality is not something fluid but is central to identity. YMMV.Mystranna Kelteel wrote...
And that I find amusing. I thought we weren't supposed to judge or define people by their sexual orientation. How would Alistair being bisexual take away any of his depth? To reiterate, how is him being straight all that important to his personality at all?
Kazanth wrote...
Rawgrim wrote...
So for those of us who don`t like elves, the game has 1 romance. And thats Isabela? That sucks. I was hoping for Aveline, actually.
You can't discount elves just for being elves and then complain about the lack of choice.
Count Viceroy wrote...
I have a few ...theories.
Count Viceroy wrote...
elirian_19 wrote...
I certainly don't mind. I'm not a huge fan of hairy chests.
SnakeHelah wrote...
Hey, romances are TOTALLY optional, don't like them? don't do them! They are supposed to be hooks to the story and all. Not the main thing about DA2. You'll have to settle for what you have, for once. All whinny about how bioware "not feed me fetish, me no like elves!"Grey Warden Nathan wrote...
Rawgrim wrote...
So for those of us who don`t like elves, the game has 1 romance. And thats Isabela? That sucks. I was hoping for Aveline, actually.
Agreed, especially when Isabela is a slag
You humans are all racist
Fadook wrote...
Amazing BW. You've actually managed to make the underwear worse.
Isn't it strange how nudity and sex are viewed as more controversial than extreme violence? I mean, which is more likely to happen in real life - (1) you see someone of the opposite gender naked and sleep with them; or (2) you disembowel one guy, chop another one's head off, and tear apart another just for kicks?
Ryzaki wrote...
Count Viceroy wrote...
I have a few ...theories.
...Thanks for the mental images.
Modifié par Count Viceroy, 14 février 2011 - 08:09 .
Indeed...I never saw why so many seem to drool over the concept of elf romance...they have never interested me in the slightest.IndelibleJester wrote...
Kazanth wrote...
Rawgrim wrote...
So for those of us who don`t like elves, the game has 1 romance. And thats Isabela? That sucks. I was hoping for Aveline, actually.
You can't discount elves just for being elves and then complain about the lack of choice.
I have never really liked elves, I'm sure I'm not the only one. It's a perfectly good reason to discount them and then complain. Personal taste.
Grey Warden Nathan wrote...
Rawgrim wrote...
So for those of us who don`t like elves, the game has 1 romance. And thats Isabela? That sucks. I was hoping for Aveline, actually.
Agreed, especially when Isabela is a slag
Rawgrim wrote...
and a lyrium infused elf (wich no doubt will give you some lyrium infused sexual disease afterwards).
12 year old elf chick? Should I laugh at the whole post or only where you described the characters? Oh wait, if your Hawke doesn't like other races, and pirates... Then you can totally skip the romances in the game.Rawgrim wrote...
SnakeHelah wrote...
Hey, romances are TOTALLY optional, don't like them? don't do them! They are supposed to be hooks to the story and all. Not the main thing about DA2. You'll have to settle for what you have, for once. All whinny about how bioware "not feed me fetish, me no like elves!"Grey Warden Nathan wrote...
Rawgrim wrote...
So for those of us who don`t like elves, the game has 1 romance. And thats Isabela? That sucks. I was hoping for Aveline, actually.
Agreed, especially when Isabela is a slag
You humans are all racist
Its all about options in roleplaying, really. The story spans over ten year, and my character only has the chance to romance 3 characters during that time (3 that we know so far). This being a 12 year old looking elf chic, a pirate lady, and a lyrium infused elf (wich no doubt will give you some lyrium infused sexual disease afterwards). Now lets say Hawke just doesn`t like elves, or doesn`t enjoy the thought of having sex with another race, for whatever reason... This means he or she is stuck with a pirate chic. Nothing whiny about it. It just removes alot of options, thats all.
Tealsie wrote...
Rawgrim wrote...
and a lyrium infused elf (wich no doubt will give you some lyrium infused sexual disease afterwards).
They have mages for that.![]()
Modifié par Count Viceroy, 14 février 2011 - 08:12 .
Count Viceroy wrote...
This implies equally much about you as it does me, just sayin'.
Modifié par Ryzaki, 14 février 2011 - 08:13 .