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[Fidget6]

Will Doherty wrote...

Whoa, this is terrible writing, worse than fanfic

Thank you for that fantastic little contribution to this thread. <_<

[Will Doherty]

Fidget6 wrote...

Will Doherty wrote...

Whoa, this is terrible writing, worse than fanfic

Thank you for that fantastic little contribution to this thread. <_<

And you're showing me how it should be done?

[Kimihiko]

I just knew it

[nodice]

Sabariel wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Sabariel wrote...

I've figured out why all the secrecy. The bisexual male is... Vengeance. I can see it now...

Anders: *wakes up* What the- *sees Man Hawke is in bed with him*
Man Hawke: Last night was so special, kitten.
Vengeance: Muffin
Anders: ...Weak

They don't want to spoil the surprise, the sly devils

Only bi because he's possessed by a gay demon  Definitely will go over well. *amused*

Oh mai gawd.  There's so much potential for drama....

Vengeance: I love Hawke! You can't stop me from seeing him!
Anders: Just watch me, mister! If you're going to live in my body you're going to obey my rules!
Vengeance: I hate you! I wish I was never born! Er... summoned into existence? Whatever! I hate you!

Can't stop laughing <3:lol: 
Awesome.

[Rompa87]

So.... a schizophrenic psychopath abomination and a ridiculous J-pop "ooh, I'm a troubled elf who's been mistreated by humans" freak are the two LI for the girls?

It seems that love is a niche market in BioWare's eyes. An utter disappointment. I'm actually quite pissed off.

Modifié par Rompa87, 15 février 2011 - 11:28 .

[EricTheLoon]

Rompa87 wrote...

So.... a schizophrenic psychopath abomination and a ridiculous J-pop "ooh, I'm a troubled elf who's been mistreated by humans" freak are the two LI for the girls?

It seems that love is a niche market in BioWare's eyes. An utter disappointment. I'm actually quite pissed off. Who are they targeting?

The majority.

[Rompa87]

EricTheLoon wrote...

Rompa87 wrote...

So.... a schizophrenic psychopath abomination and a ridiculous J-pop "ooh, I'm a troubled elf who's been mistreated by humans" freak are the two LI for the girls?

It seems that love is a niche market in BioWare's eyes. An utter disappointment. I'm actually quite pissed off. Who are they targeting?

The majority.

It seems odd that the majority would like hook up with such polarizing characters

[Teknor]

Will Doherty wrote...

Whoa, this is terrible writing, worse than fanfic

No it is good stuff.

[darkchaz]

Thanks for the update Chris. I cant wait to play dragon age 2! hurry up March 10th!

[CruserBoii]

Woo!

Now who are the non-companion romances?

[AllThatJazz]

Rompa87 wrote...

So.... a schizophrenic psychopath abomination and a ridiculous J-pop "ooh, I'm a troubled elf who's been mistreated by humans" freak are the two LI for the girls?

It seems that love is a niche market in BioWare's eyes. An utter disappointment. I'm actually quite pissed off. Who are they targeting?

Hey, I happen to like schizophrenic psychopath abominations!  Ask my husband!

Besides,  there'll also be either a pirate (shiver me timbers, anyone?), or ... well, another troubled elf who may have been mistreated by humans. But a smaller, cute one without a lyrium condition. Plus normal, unproblematic, emotionally stable LIs tend to = Jacob. Not the priiiiize I'm looking for. 

Modifié par AllThatJazz, 15 février 2011 - 11:34 .

[EricTheLoon]

Rompa87 wrote...

EricTheLoon wrote...

Rompa87 wrote...

So.... a schizophrenic psychopath abomination and a ridiculous J-pop "ooh, I'm a troubled elf who's been mistreated by humans" freak are the two LI for the girls?

It seems that love is a niche market in BioWare's eyes. An utter disappointment. I'm actually quite pissed off. Who are they targeting?

The majority.

It seems odd that the majority would like hook up with such polarizing characters

Nonetheless, it is the majority.

[Teknor]

Rompa87 wrote...

So.... a schizophrenic psychopath abomination and a ridiculous J-pop "ooh, I'm a troubled elf who's been mistreated by humans" freak are the two LI for the girls?

It seems that love is a niche market in BioWare's eyes. An utter disappointment. I'm actually quite pissed off. Who are they targeting?

Way to fail to define characters. 

[catabuca]

Rompa87 wrote...

EricTheLoon wrote...

Rompa87 wrote...

So.... a schizophrenic psychopath abomination and a ridiculous J-pop "ooh, I'm a troubled elf who's been mistreated by humans" freak are the two LI for the girls?

It seems that love is a niche market in BioWare's eyes. An utter disappointment. I'm actually quite pissed off. Who are they targeting?

The majority.

It seems odd that the majority would like hook up with such polarizing characters

Well consider everyone in the Fenris and Anders threads odd then. And the majority of people in this thread.

Signed, Odd and Proud.

[AllThatJazz]

catabuca wrote...

Rompa87 wrote...

EricTheLoon wrote...

Rompa87 wrote...

So.... a schizophrenic psychopath abomination and a ridiculous J-pop "ooh, I'm a troubled elf who's been mistreated by humans" freak are the two LI for the girls?

It seems that love is a niche market in BioWare's eyes. An utter disappointment. I'm actually quite pissed off. Who are they targeting?

The majority.

It seems odd that the majority would like hook up with such polarizing characters

Well consider everyone in the Fenris and Anders threads odd then. And the majority of people in this thread.

Signed, Odd and Proud.

Seconded. Normality is overrated, anyway. 

[elirian_19]

Proud odd Fengirl reporting for duty.

[Rompa87]

AllThatJazz wrote...

Rompa87 wrote...

So.... a schizophrenic psychopath abomination and a ridiculous J-pop "ooh, I'm a troubled elf who's been mistreated by humans" freak are the two LI for the girls?

It seems that love is a niche market in BioWare's eyes. An utter disappointment. I'm actually quite pissed off. Who are they targeting?

Hey, I happen to like schizophrenic psychopath abominations!  Ask my husband!

Besides,  there'll also be either a pirate (shiver me timbers, anyone?), or ... well, another troubled elf who may have been mistreated by humans. But a smaller, cute one without a lyrium condition. Besides, normal, unproblematic, emotionally stable LIs tend to = Jacob. Not the priiiiize I'm looking for. 

You don't think LI:s like, for example, Alistair and Leliana were more easily accessed to players who weren't mindless JRPG-elf fangirls? There was backstory there, and complications with their previous lives, but without them being the biggest freaks on Thedas. I'm all for complicated characters, but why can't they create characters who won't immediately put people off with incessant brooding and pointy ears?

My lawful good FemHawke will just have to go through ten years without love, only stealing glances at Sebastian

[monima]

I hardly think Sebastian wont be without issues... probably angry and broody himself.

[Eclipse_9990]

Rompa87 wrote...

AllThatJazz wrote...

Rompa87 wrote...

So.... a schizophrenic psychopath abomination and a ridiculous J-pop "ooh, I'm a troubled elf who's been mistreated by humans" freak are the two LI for the girls?

It seems that love is a niche market in BioWare's eyes. An utter disappointment. I'm actually quite pissed off. Who are they targeting?

Hey, I happen to like schizophrenic psychopath abominations!  Ask my husband!

Besides,  there'll also be either a pirate (shiver me timbers, anyone?), or ... well, another troubled elf who may have been mistreated by humans. But a smaller, cute one without a lyrium condition. Besides, normal, unproblematic, emotionally stable LIs tend to = Jacob. Not the priiiiize I'm looking for. 

You don't think LI:s like, for example, Alistair and Leliana were more easily accessed to players who weren't mindless JRPG-elf fangirls? There was backstory there, and complications with their previous lives, but without them being the biggest freaks on Thedas. I'm all for complicated characters, but why can't they create characters who won't immediately put people off with incessant brooding and pointy ears?

My lawful good FemHawke will just have to go through ten years without love, only stealing glances at Sebastian

Um Sebastion is most likely going to be broody also. Considering you know his family was murdered and what not. 

[catabuca]

You know, the first thing I think when I see pointy ears is 'he must be the most ****ed up person in the game, and despite the fact I don't play JRPGs, I must be a JRPG fangirl because I think he sounds awesome'.

Yep. Definitely the first thing I think.

[Sabariel]

Eclipse_9990 wrote...

Rompa87 wrote...

AllThatJazz wrote...

Rompa87 wrote...

So.... a schizophrenic psychopath abomination and a ridiculous J-pop "ooh, I'm a troubled elf who's been mistreated by humans" freak are the two LI for the girls?

It seems that love is a niche market in BioWare's eyes. An utter disappointment. I'm actually quite pissed off. Who are they targeting?

Hey, I happen to like schizophrenic psychopath abominations!  Ask my husband!

Besides,  there'll also be either a pirate (shiver me timbers, anyone?), or ... well, another troubled elf who may have been mistreated by humans. But a smaller, cute one without a lyrium condition. Besides, normal, unproblematic, emotionally stable LIs tend to = Jacob. Not the priiiiize I'm looking for. 

You don't think LI:s like, for example, Alistair and Leliana were more easily accessed to players who weren't mindless JRPG-elf fangirls? There was backstory there, and complications with their previous lives, but without them being the biggest freaks on Thedas. I'm all for complicated characters, but why can't they create characters who won't immediately put people off with incessant brooding and pointy ears?

My lawful good FemHawke will just have to go through ten years without love, only stealing glances at Sebastian

Um Sebastion is most likely going to be broody also. Considering you know his family was murdered and what not. 

Unless he really didn't like his family...

[Doveberry]

All the characters have issues. That's how I like it.

[Oblivious]

Rompa87 wrote...

AllThatJazz wrote...

Rompa87 wrote...

So.... a schizophrenic psychopath abomination and a ridiculous J-pop "ooh, I'm a troubled elf who's been mistreated by humans" freak are the two LI for the girls?

It seems that love is a niche market in BioWare's eyes. An utter disappointment. I'm actually quite pissed off. Who are they targeting?

Hey, I happen to like schizophrenic psychopath abominations!  Ask my husband!

Besides,  there'll also be either a pirate (shiver me timbers, anyone?), or ... well, another troubled elf who may have been mistreated by humans. But a smaller, cute one without a lyrium condition. Besides, normal, unproblematic, emotionally stable LIs tend to = Jacob. Not the priiiiize I'm looking for. 

You don't think LI:s like, for example, Alistair and Leliana were more easily accessed to players who weren't mindless JRPG-elf fangirls? There was backstory there, and complications with their previous lives, but without them being the biggest freaks on Thedas.

Err... Leliana hears voices in her head which she claims belongs to the Maker and is bipolar when it comes to the killing (why spare one person when you killed 50 of his friends?). Really Alistair is the closest person to normal in the entire game.