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[moilami]

UltraBoy360 wrote...

moilami wrote...

The Ethereal Writer wrote...

moilami saying he doesn't plan on romancing anyone. I can't help but LOL. not just lol, no I have to LOL.

Yeah I know it sounds hilarious. I doubt I will be able to resist Merrill or Isabella. But who knows. I will try.

Lucky, lucky ladies....

What ladies? Pixel dolls? You can get them anytime xD

[UltraBoy360]

moilami wrote...

UltraBoy360 wrote...

moilami wrote...

The Ethereal Writer wrote...

moilami saying he doesn't plan on romancing anyone. I can't help but LOL. not just lol, no I have to LOL.

Yeah I know it sounds hilarious. I doubt I will be able to resist Merrill or Isabella. But who knows. I will try.

Lucky, lucky ladies....

What ladies? Pixel dolls? You can get them anytime xD

*shudders*

[mesmerizedish]

HolyJellyfish wrote...

moilami wrote...


Or maybe they would not be my type. I don't very much like people who tell me what kind of sex I must like. And if Isabella or Merril would want to kill me or ridiculate me because I don't like some kind of sex, well, bring it on, try do a hate crime


Edit: But since I expect Isabella and Merril to be reasonable and intelligent women I don't think they would be mad at me for not enjoying gay sex. Lunatics are different story. 

Hey troll.

No one is mad at you for not enjoying gay sex.

We think you are funny, ludicrous, and hurtful to a lot of people when you say gay sex is wrong and gross and that there is this spooky secret agenda. You know, the gay options are optional just like options are defined to be. You don't have to indulge. But running around on a romance forum where people are asked to enjoy and celebrate the options they choose to take and spewing hatred and homophobia is stupid, annoying, and downright hate speech.

But you know. I haven't said anything that anyone else hasn't said.

I hope Isabela and Merrill are super bisexual and when you try to romance them they go "Wait whut? Sorry hawke. I like Bethany & Aveline. LOLZ! :D" leaving you with a winking Zevran who will appear out of no where to make you squeemish and uncomfortable. Oh wait. He won't do that. Because those sort of situations are OPTIONAL.

He turned what I said into "Not wanting to make sex with teh gays makes me evil," so what you said could very easily become "There are gay death squads that hunt down people who don't want to have gay sex." Just a word of warning

[EDIT] And he STILL hasn't corrected my name in his signature. It's lowercase. I type very well. If I leave something lowercased, it's because I meant to. Omigorsh.

Modifié par ishmaeltheforsaken, 18 février 2011 - 08:16 .

[HolyJellyfish]

Count Viceroy wrote...

HolyJellyfish wrote...

Yeah, I've been leaning more and more in this direction too. It would be an incredibly bold move, but doable.

Oh. I can already SEE the hate / troll / homophobic threads SPRINGING everywhere in front of me after March 8th. It will be glorious.

The posts Gaider made where he said they *could* do romances like that leads me to believe they aren't.

Then again, Gaider is sneaky.

It'll be so bold that even Helvetica Black Extended will go running for the hills [/end nerdy typography joke]

I don't see why it isn't viable. We have no idea what Fenris' sexuality is or Merrill's. We clearly know Isabela is a hawt mama swingin' both ways. Anders? Eh. I've heard the arguments, but I blame quick DLC content writing, not that Anders is straight specific. And like all RPG games, it would be optional. The only person who is going to openly flirt is Isabela.

[HolyJellyfish]

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

He turned what I said into "Not wanting to make sex with teh gays makes me evil," so what you said could very easily become "There are gay death squads that hunt down people who don't want to have gay sex." Just a word of warning

[EDIT] And he STILL hasn't corrected my name in his signature. It's lowercase. I type very well. If I leave something lowercased, it's because I meant to. Omigorsh.

Consider it a compliment. People will read it and know you stood up to his jerkiness, and his response is to be more of a jerk troll and toss it in his tag.

Its also more fuel for the Devs to just outright ban him without people tapping the Report button.

Fair warning to the troll reading this.

[UltraBoy360]

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

HolyJellyfish wrote...

moilami wrote...


Or maybe they would not be my type. I don't very much like people who tell me what kind of sex I must like. And if Isabella or Merril would want to kill me or ridiculate me because I don't like some kind of sex, well, bring it on, try do a hate crime


Edit: But since I expect Isabella and Merril to be reasonable and intelligent women I don't think they would be mad at me for not enjoying gay sex. Lunatics are different story. 

Hey troll.

No one is mad at you for not enjoying gay sex.

We think you are funny, ludicrous, and hurtful to a lot of people when you say gay sex is wrong and gross and that there is this spooky secret agenda. You know, the gay options are optional just like options are defined to be. You don't have to indulge. But running around on a romance forum where people are asked to enjoy and celebrate the options they choose to take and spewing hatred and homophobia is stupid, annoying, and downright hate speech.

But you know. I haven't said anything that anyone else hasn't said.

I hope Isabela and Merrill are super bisexual and when you try to romance them they go "Wait whut? Sorry hawke. I like Bethany & Aveline. LOLZ! :D" leaving you with a winking Zevran who will appear out of no where to make you squeemish and uncomfortable. Oh wait. He won't do that. Because those sort of situations are OPTIONAL.

He turned what I said into "Not wanting to make sex with teh gays makes me evil," so what you said could very easily become "There are gay death squads that hunt down people who don't want to have gay sex." Just a word of warning

[EDIT] And he STILL hasn't corrected my name in his signature. It's lowercase. I type very well. If I leave something lowercased, it's because I meant to. Omigorsh.

I am so jealous you made the sig. Stop trying to ridiculate him. Ridiculate is my new favourite word. I'm determinted to use it at leat ten times tomorrow night. In a gay bar no less.

[Maria Caliban]

Not Bambi wrote...

Good segue, Aris. I vote George Michael's "Careless Whisper" for the romance scene background music.

Merrill -> Like a Virgin. She should dance around while a random lion walks through the room.

Isabela -> Sea of Love (Honeydrippers). And her or Hawke's hair should become the curly mullet the lead singer had.

[blauregen]

Annie_Dear wrote...

So... who are you guys gonna romance on your first playthrough? I myself am going for Fenris.

Anders if possible for a guy. Else.. well, Fenris does look good, and he has a greatsword.

[Not Bambi]

Maria Caliban wrote...
Merrill -> Like a Virgin. She should dance around while a random lion walks through the room.

Why does this seem so appropriate to me? 

[middlemarching]

It's coo', modders will make them all queerific anyway.

Hooray for this announcement! I am excite.

[edit] Also, while I enjoyed reading all four background stories, Anders's was incredibly polished and my favorite by far.  I do hope he still sports his usual snark and barbed wit, though, regardless of his whole... semi-abominable condition.

Modifié par vanetian, 18 février 2011 - 08:39 .

[mesmerizedish]

Not Bambi wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...
Merrill -> Like a Virgin. She should dance around while a random lion walks through the room.

Why does this seem so appropriate to me? 

Because. Merrill's scrappy.

[Maugrim]

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

Not Bambi wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...
Merrill -> Like a Virgin. She should dance around while a random lion walks through the room.

Why does this seem so appropriate to me? 

Because. Merrill's scrappy.

No ruining Merrill for me!

Actually not to far off I imagine, except Merrill will actually be endearing.

[HolyJellyfish]

vanetian wrote...

It's coo', modders will make them all queerific anyway.

Hooray for this announcement! I am excite.

[edit] Also, while I enjoyed reading all four background stories, Anders's was incredibly polished and my favorite by far.  I do hope he still sports his usual snark and barbed wit, though, regardless of his whole... semi-abominable condition.

 I know. I am so excited to see what Hepler has in mind for him. Her stories are always so twisted and dark and someone inevitably eats someone else.

[middlemarching]

 and someone inevitably eats someone else

These stories are the best stories.

[Maria Caliban]

moilami wrote...

Well dunno, if Isabella is anything like gay community in BioWare forums, she will most probably want to kill me for not enjoying gay sex.

I called up Sheryl tonight and asked her if Isabela would mind the PC not enjoying man smex. She said, "If you do the Isabela romance, there's a non-optional scene where Isabela forces you to have a threesome with her and CARVER. Or, if Carver is dead, CARVER's ZOMBIFIED BODY brought back with Riviani voodoo."

"If at anytime during this, your PC expresses dislike of this, she slits your throat and then adds you to her zombie Hawke collection."

[mesmerizedish]

Maria Caliban wrote...

moilami wrote...

Well dunno, if Isabella is anything like gay community in BioWare forums, she will most probably want to kill me for not enjoying gay sex.

I called up Sheryl tonight and asked her if Isabela would mind the PC not enjoying man smex. She said, "If you do the Isabela romance, there's a non-optional scene where Isabela forces you to have a threesome with her and CARVER. Or, if Carver is dead, CARVER's ZOMBIFIED BODY brought back with Riviani voodoo."

"If at anytime during this, your PC expresses dislike of this, she slits your throat and then adds you to her zombie Hawke collection."

Hawt <3

[moilami]

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

Maria Caliban wrote...

moilami wrote...

Well dunno, if Isabella is anything like gay community in BioWare forums, she will most probably want to kill me for not enjoying gay sex.

I called up Sheryl tonight and asked her if Isabela would mind the PC not enjoying man smex. She said, "If you do the Isabela romance, there's a non-optional scene where Isabela forces you to have a threesome with her and CARVER. Or, if Carver is dead, CARVER's ZOMBIFIED BODY brought back with Riviani voodoo."

"If at anytime during this, your PC expresses dislike of this, she slits your throat and then adds you to her zombie Hawke collection."

Hawt <3

Lol threesome no thx. Or am I allowed to refuse because I don't like it?

That kind of scene I though would like, but without Isabella power playing it. Normal game mechanics with Isabella turning hostile and trying to kill me with Carver because I refused to do threesome with them. That would be something.

[Skilled Seeker]

The lol is strong in this thead.



In other romance news, any word on a Bethany wincest? Please Bioware, make it happen!

[moilami]

Skilled Seeker wrote...

The lol is strong in this thead.

In other romance news, any word on a Bethany wincest? Please Bioware, make it happen!

Dunno, but it seems if it would be there there would be some kind of not optional scene where Bethany summons Varrick and Fenris and state you must do foursome or she kills you and the rest of the team would applaud.


Edit:  Alright, enough of this. I leave you all here screaming "u can't feel sick or ur a moron".

Modifié par moilami, 18 février 2011 - 12:16 .

[Russalka]

Report his signature.

[halokitty]

Wow, you go to bed for a few hours and all heck breaks loose. Creepy incest requests, trolls, homophobia! Is this what it's like living in a red state?



Seriously though, wow. I can't tell what is parody and what is actual crazy anymore.

[The Ethereal Writer]

you know I'm a straight guy, and I've got nothing against gay people honestly. Love is love. but if I met Zevran in a normal bar, I have a feeling that despite me not being gay, I'd end up being with him for a night. I'm not afraid to say it. Zevran just wields his words in such an odd yet effective way that probably mesmerizes people into being Zombies. I'd tell him afterwards though "****.... you're wasting your time trying to snag me after you've shagged me"



felt I'd make this known because I'm really random. I've actually talked to a bunch of straight dudes who said that Zev is maybe the only person they'd ever have hot steamy man smexi time with, if he existed. Thankfully, he doesn't because if he did we'd have the pitter-patter of many Zev babies, making even more Zev babies. Eventually, we'd all be Zev babies. Some might end up being prom night dumpster babies sadly.

[The Ethereal Writer]

moilami wrote...

Skilled Seeker wrote...

The lol is strong in this thead.

In other romance news, any word on a Bethany wincest? Please Bioware, make it happen!

Dunno, but it seems if it would be there there would be some kind of not optional scene where Bethany summons Varrick and Fenris and state you must do foursome or she kills you and the rest of the team would applaud.


Edit:  Alright, enough of this. I leave you all here screaming "u can't feel sick or ur a moron".

Bioware's said before they'll never do an incest relationship. And I'm glad.

Random time! I was watching Jerry Springer yesterday and he had a guy on there who wanted to marry his stepsister, but his brother was already dating her. Needless to say, hell broke loose, especially when the dad, who was the only sensable person in that family, came onto the stage.

[Jimmy Fury]

halokitty wrote...

Wow, you go to bed for a few hours and all heck breaks loose. Creepy incest requests, trolls, homophobia! Is this what it's like living in a red state?

Seriously though, wow. I can't tell what is parody and what is actual crazy anymore.

QFT. it's like I go to bed and take all the sanitarium guards with me.

wait. that sounds bad.

Anyway. [sigh] Romances are optional. Always have been and hopefully always will be.
The only question left is if they'll ever be optional with handsome DLC princes.

[moilami]

The Ethereal Writer wrote...

moilami wrote...

Skilled Seeker wrote...

The lol is strong in this thead.

In other romance news, any word on a Bethany wincest? Please Bioware, make it happen!

Dunno, but it seems if it would be there there would be some kind of not optional scene where Bethany summons Varrick and Fenris and state you must do foursome or she kills you and the rest of the team would applaud.


Edit:  Alright, enough of this. I leave you all here screaming "u can't feel sick or ur a moron".

Bioware's said before they'll never do an incest relationship. And I'm glad.

Random time! I was watching Jerry Springer yesterday and he had a guy on there who wanted to marry his stepsister, but his brother was already dating her. Needless to say, hell broke loose, especially when the dad, who was the only sensable person in that family, came onto the stage.

I don't understand of that sentence was the brother who was already dating her her stepbrother too.

And by the way it is all the same for me what relationships BioWare makes as long as they are optional or I can chose fighting instead of submitting and I am not required to do achievement whoring by being forced to submit on sexual actions I would dislike strongly. This is my 2c to lowest common denominator in games.