namedforthemoon wrote...
yukidama wrote...
Haasth wrote...
I'm sorry but.. that crossbow Varric is using? Yeah, that's mine. Sorry Varric, you're handing that over.
Good thing for him it's a weapon only he can use. Try and take Bianca away and I am sure you will wish you hadn't tried.
I assume some sort of cutscene would happen.
You're in Varric's inventory, and you're thinking, "Hmm, Bianca looks pretty hot. I think I'll try that ou--"
*Inventory closes unexpectedly, Varric is IN YOUR FACE ON YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN*
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
*you look around, unsure of what's happening*
"Yeah, bub, I'm talking to you. Listen. If you EVER touch my Bianca again, I swear to the stone that my mother sprang out of, I'll format your harddrive. That's right, you can kiss me AND your entire f*cking-machine porn collection goodbye. Got it? Good. Now get out of my pockets, you're making me uncomfortable."
*scene switches back to Varric's inventory, which you quickly exit out of*
Either that or you try to move Bianca from Varric's Inventory and the *Your Journey has Ended* load a save game screen just pops up.





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