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Varric Tethras: Chest Hair & Dwarven Goodness 3.0 "Say Hello To Bianca!"


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namedforthemoon wrote...

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I'm sorry but.. that crossbow Varric is using? Yeah, that's mine. Sorry Varric, you're handing that over. 


Good thing for him it's a weapon only he can use. Try and take Bianca away and I am sure you will wish you hadn't tried.


I assume some sort of cutscene would happen.

You're in Varric's inventory, and you're thinking, "Hmm, Bianca looks pretty hot. I think I'll try that ou--"

*Inventory closes unexpectedly, Varric is IN YOUR FACE ON YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN*

"What the hell do you think you're doing?"

*you look around, unsure of what's happening*

"Yeah, bub, I'm talking to you. Listen. If you EVER touch my Bianca again, I swear to the stone that my mother sprang out of, I'll format your harddrive. That's right, you can kiss me AND your entire f*cking-machine porn collection goodbye. Got it? Good. Now get out of my pockets, you're making me uncomfortable."

*scene switches back to Varric's inventory, which you quickly exit out of*


Either that or you try to move Bianca from Varric's Inventory and the *Your Journey has Ended* load a save game screen just pops up.

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I take one 'lil media blackout (which, apparently, I fail at) and everything changes! I'll have to go read the details of the confirmation we never wanted later, but for now a /salute to the previous thread and the many posts in support of a romance with the unique Dwarf companion we already love. Here's to many more posts in support of that lofty goal for DA3!



...It's typical as well. I broke my blackout because a copy of the PC Gamer review (I'm sure someone else has already posted about it but hey!) fell into my hands and I read some stuff that (I thought) heavily hinted at romance with Varric. Pointless to post it now as I was obviously misreading it, but definitely a double dream crusher finding this out now!



*settles into the new thread*



In a way Varric having a legendary threads on here makes a lot of sense, at the end of the day a forum is about sharing stories and news with other people both known to you and new, which is exactly what Varric seems to thrive on, and certainly one of the character traits of his revealed so far that I find most appealing.



Other than his glorious chest hair of course (there was even a mention of that in the review as well).

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If DA3 wasn't Hawke-centric, I'd jump at the chance to play a dwarf character again. Now they're going the voice protagonist route, I don't see this happening for three different main characters due to cost. Having said that, without actually knowing Varric's character yet, I'd still want a new dwarf mascot for DA3. Varric is going to be great, but he'd define DA2 the way Oghren defines DA1. I'd want to have more awesome dwarves cropping up so I'd support a dwarf-romance in DA3, not specifically Varric. If that makes sense? I reserve the right to change my mind after DA2 comes out though! =p

Modifié par Gilsa, 16 février 2011 - 06:13 .


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Man, reading the 'final days' of the Varric Thread 2.0 was almost heart wrenching. Glad to see there wasn't a riot or anything though, that isn't the Varric way. I think most of us suspected it would go this way, but it was nice to hope for a while.



Would definitely like to see a short story for Varric and Aveline (and Seb?) though, see no reason why it should be LI specific.



I must admit that if I had to pick another guy to lose Varric's LI status to it would have to be Anders, so I'm glad to see he's in. I just wish I'd been able to avoid spoilers a bit longer! Just. This. Once.

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Funny thought popped into my head as the DA3 protaginist being Varric! The tone icons would have to be Diplomatic/suave, Full out Super Snark, and Aggressive Snark...... oh but, the downside would be no Varric romance....... Oh well it'd still be hilarious

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Apollo Starflare wrote...

I must admit that if I had to pick another guy to lose Varric's LI status to it would have to be Anders, so I'm glad to see he's in.


You must not have read about Anders' new eating habits, I take it.

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ProfessionalPirate wrote...

Funny thought popped into my head as the DA3 protaginist being Varric! The tone icons would have to be Diplomatic/suave, Full out Super Snark, and Aggressive Snark...... oh but, the downside would be no Varric romance....... Oh well it'd still be hilarious


You're missing the aggressive Bianca icon.
B)

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yukidama wrote...

Haasth wrote...

yukidama wrote...

Haasth wrote...

I'm sorry but.. that crossbow Varric is using? Yeah, that's mine. Sorry Varric, you're handing that over. 


Good thing for him it's a weapon only he can use. Try and take Bianca away and I am sure you will wish you hadn't tried.


What if I ask him really nicely?
Or just kill him? 


You know he's the narrator, right? The one telling the story of the past in the game's present? If you kill him it's like... instant time paradox game over. And then you don't get Bianca anyway.


Hmm, yes, I realize that... There must be a way around this... 

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Apollo Starflare wrote...
...It's typical as well. I broke my blackout because a copy of the PC Gamer review (I'm sure someone else has already posted about it but hey!) fell into my hands and I read some stuff that (I thought) heavily hinted at romance with Varric. Pointless to post it now as I was obviously misreading it, but definitely a double dream crusher finding this out now!


Post anyway. We can take it. :D

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Pseudocognition wrote...

Apollo Starflare wrote...

I must admit that if I had to pick another guy to lose Varric's LI status to it would have to be Anders, so I'm glad to see he's in.


You must not have read about Anders' new eating habits, I take it.


*trying desperately to remain somewhat unspoiled*

No? D:

Damnit. >.<

soignee wrote...

Oh dude you are going to be tearing your beard off in rage at Peter Jackson's dwarves &nbsp;in the Hobbit then:

Aidan Turner as Kili!
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[other smexy Dwarfmen]


I've been saying this since I saw they cast Richard Armitage as Thorin! Bioware are going to find people look at Dwarves quite differently after the Hobbit gets released I think/hope. Especially with Aidan Turner being in it /lovesBeingHuman. Maybe there will be hope for a change in the preconceptions surrounding them for DA3! And afterall, it didn't seem like Anders would ever be a LI at one point either.

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Pseudocognition wrote...


Post anyway. We can take it. :D


Sure thing, I'm allowed to post a short quote from a review I believe?

Rich McCormick, PC Gamer UK wrote...

DA2's romantic options are unconstrained. You meet a party member, chances are you can bone them (your sibling is one fortunate exception). Male, female, amalgamation of human and spiritual manifestation of justice: all are fair game.


I did wonder about the justice thing by the way, guess I should have twigged it meant Anders but I only found out he was definitely in the game today as well!

Right after that quote he mentions being 'spoiled for choice' and then namechecks Varric and Merrill (by which point he must have shifted and just be talking about companions in general). It just gave me some hope that we might actually get what we hoped for. Then I came here. :D

Modifié par Apollo Starflare, 16 février 2011 - 06:46 .


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Pseudocognition wrote...

Apollo Starflare wrote...

I must admit that if I had to pick another guy to lose Varric's LI status to it would have to be Anders, so I'm glad to see he's in.


You must not have read about Anders' new eating habits, I take it.


I gotta say, I think Varric's awesome and all, I'd also be willing to bet he'll end up being my favorite DA2 companion.

BUT if I had to pick between Ander's and Varric as an LI, I would pick Anders over Varric. I would do so as a gamer, a HUGE fan of dwarfs, and a dev (if I was in their position). Varric is cool and would make a great LI, but there's just so much more potential in Anders as an LI. There's just so much more you can do with a mage on the run combating an inner demon (an ACTUAL inner demon mind you).

If I had my choice Fenris would get the boot. He's fighting figuarative inner demons... thats just done to death. Varric would be the fun LI to counter Anders being the dark LI.

Of course, in the perfect world they would all be romancible.

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lv12medic wrote...

ProfessionalPirate wrote...

Funny thought popped into my head as the DA3 protaginist being Varric! The tone icons would have to be Diplomatic/suave, Full out Super Snark, and Aggressive Snark...... oh but, the downside would be no Varric romance....... Oh well it'd still be hilarious


You're missing the aggressive Bianca icon.
B)


It replaces the murder knife. He either guts 'em with the blade he's got at the end, or just shoots 'em point blank

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Gilsa wrote...

If DA3 wasn't Hawke-centric, I'd jump at the chance to play a dwarf character again. Now they're going the voice protagonist route, I don't see this happening for three different main characters due to cost.

Having single race limitation in mind, DA3 with qunari protagonist and the game set in their lands and/or around another war with rest of Thedas could be pretty neat.

Modifié par tmp7704, 16 février 2011 - 07:17 .


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Gilsa wrote...

If DA3 wasn't Hawke-centric, I'd jump at the chance to play a dwarf character again. Now they're going the voice protagonist route, I don't see this happening for three different main characters due to cost. Having said that, without actually knowing Varric's character yet, I'd still want a new dwarf mascot for DA3. Varric is going to be great, but he'd define DA2 the way Oghren defines DA1. I'd want to have more awesome dwarves cropping up so I'd support a dwarf-romance in DA3, not specifically Varric. If that makes sense? I reserve the right to change my mind after DA2 comes out though! =p

Agreed.
2 games (and an expansion) and no love for dwarfs? I was hoping all you ladies would get Varric as a LI, but kinda knew the devs wouldn't go that route. A bit dissapointed at this, since I was pushing for a female dwarf LI since DA1, maybe  in DA3, but even then i'm not going to get my hopes up to much.

Modifié par ShadyKat, 17 février 2011 - 08:57 .


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There's still hope for DA3. Bioware has said that they were surprised with Varric's popularity... We just have to show them that we want it (him as an LI).



So, anyone make anymore Varricmance banners for DA3? lol

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tmp7704 wrote...

Gilsa wrote...

If DA3 wasn't Hawke-centric, I'd jump at the chance to play a dwarf character again. Now they're going the voice protagonist route, I don't see this happening for three different main characters due to cost.

Having single race limitation in mind, DA3 with qunari protagonist and the game set in their lands and/or around another war with rest of Thedas could be pretty neat.

It would be odd at least. And you'd probably be limited to male if you want to fight, unless you're going to be Tal'Vashoth.

Anyways, I don't think Hawke will be in any sequels (as PC, the person will exist).

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I know it's not the same game and universe, but characters from ME1 were back in ME2... so maybe they'll make something up so that some characters from DA/DA2 will come back in DA3 (Varric included)... we can always hope.

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Herr Uhl wrote...

It would be odd at least. And you'd probably be limited to male if you want to fight, unless you're going to be Tal'Vashoth.

I'm curious how it works for the horn-less "diplomatic division" thing. It's pretty blurry position, maybe with enough management aspect to it that it's available to both genders?

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tmp7704 wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

It would be odd at least. And you'd probably be limited to male if you want to fight, unless you're going to be Tal'Vashoth.

I'm curious how it works for the horn-less "diplomatic division" thing. It's pretty blurry position, maybe with enough management aspect to it that it's available to both genders?


The "diplomatic division" is the highest ranking warrior present, pretty much. I highly doubt females would be sent to the front lines (unless only to unload supplies and such).

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ProfessionalPirate wrote...

lv12medic wrote...

ProfessionalPirate wrote...
Funny thought popped into my head as the DA3 protaginist being Varric! The tone icons would have to be Diplomatic/suave, Full out Super Snark, and Aggressive Snark...... oh but, the downside would be no Varric romance....... Oh well it'd still be hilarious

You're missing the aggressive Bianca icon.
B)

It replaces the murder knife. He either guts 'em with the blade he's got at the end, or just shoots 'em point blank
Problem solvedImage IPB

Or he kicks them in the shin furiously until submission.

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I am expecting flirt lines with Varric, tbh. That's satisfactory, I guess.

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ProfessionalPirate wrote...
It replaces the murder knife. He guts 'em with the blade he's got at the end and shoots 'em point blank
Problem solvedImage IPB


Fixed.

Nothing says kill like overkill.

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Bobad wrote...

ProfessionalPirate wrote...
It replaces the murder knife. He guts 'em with the blade he's got at the end and shoots 'em point blank
Problem solvedImage IPB


Fixed.

Nothing says kill like overkill.


I'd imagine if someone got stuck to the bayonet, Varric woul just pop off a crossbow bolt into them to knock them off.  No need for added structural stress to Bianca.  And no need to get a fancy jacket messy.
:P

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lv12medic wrote...
I'd imagine if someone got stuck to the bayonet, Varric woul just pop off a crossbow bolt into them to knock them off.  No need for added structural stress to Bianca.  And no need to get a fancy jacket messy.
:P

However, Bianca's design seems to be frontloaded. Either she's already loaded, or Varric doesn't have room to load her.

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Herr Uhl wrote...

tmp7704 wrote...

I'm curious how it works for the horn-less "diplomatic division" thing. It's pretty blurry position, maybe with enough management aspect to it that it's available to both genders?


The "diplomatic division" is the highest ranking warrior present, pretty much. I highly doubt females would be sent to the front lines (unless only to unload supplies and such).

Not sure if we're thinking of the same thing -- a hornless qunari is viewed as someone born for 'the higher goals', like serving as envoy to other races. I don't know if such position would be restricted to males only, and being an envoy may override the whole concept of just males being sent towards the front lines.

As far as fighting itself goes, in terms of game mechanics it can be relatively easily resolved with having "bodyguard(s)" of the character fight for her. Essentially making it "pet class" which isn't uncommon and could actually expand the narrow range of classes DA has to offer.

(there's also alternative of having two characters at the core of the game -- the envoy and her bodyguard, and you get to play either depending which gender you choose... not that unsimilar from the whole Carver/Bethany thing DA2 sicks on you. But that's getting too far off tangent, i think)