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[Gilsa]

KawaiiKatie wrote...

I'm seriously loving the Stone Heartbreaker novels! If I could draw, I'd do a really horrible Carver/Varric version.

And I would title it: Carved in Stone.

Brilliant idea. Hope you don't mind that I ran with it!

[mellifera]

Gilsa. I love you. So much. *dies*

I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD.

Modifié par yukidama, 18 février 2011 - 06:39 .

[Anarya]

Oh mah gaw----Carver you animal!

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

I just shed a tear.

Lolling elegantly, forever.

[Hedera]

Oh, my... 
Just...
Oh, my. 

[aimo_ahmed]

Beautiful. Beautiful.

What we've created here, people, is love. *wipes tear*

[Herr Uhl]

Carver is totally doing the blue steel.



Fierce.

[jackkel dragon]

Just how popular is Varric, anyway?

Edit: Holy lord stone, the Stone Heartbreaker strikes again!

Modifié par jackkel dragon, 18 février 2011 - 06:52 .

[namedforthemoon]

Why is Varric suddenly taller than everyone else? lol

[aimo_ahmed]

namedforthemoon wrote...

Why is Varric suddenly taller than everyone else? lol

Because everyone else is on their knees, butt, etc

Also seems to be a rule in romance novel covers *shrugs*

[Starflower2525]

I am loving the pictures

[mellifera]

Herr Uhl wrote...

Carver is totally doing the blue steel.

Fierce.

Isn't he usually?

Modifié par yukidama, 18 février 2011 - 07:00 .

[namedforthemoon]

I wonder if Carver is the douche that Chris Priestly said he didn't want in his party anymore?

[Herr Uhl]

yukidama wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

Carver is totally doing the blue steel.

Fierce.

Isn't he usually?

Which is partly why he wears a sleeveless shirt into battle. Varric would be the Hansel to his Zoolander *nods sagely*

[mellifera]

namedforthemoon wrote...

I wonder if Carver is the douche that Chris Priestly said he didn't want in his party anymore?

I think it's down to Carver or Fenris.  I hope it's Merrill xD

[namedforthemoon]

Can you see Varric and Carver having a walk-off? That would be hilarious.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

If Hawke can't romance Varric, Varric can romance ERRYBODY ELSE. Via corny romance novel covers.

[KawaiiKatie]

SWEET DEAR MAKER, GILSA, YOU ARE MY HERO! MY HERO!

That illustration is so sexy! Carver, you animal! I love it. I love it, I love it!

This is the best thread ever. Seriously. Those pretty little elfboys don't stand a chance when compared to the EPIC EXPLOITS of this FINE DWARVEN CRAFT.

[mellifera]

Pseudocognition wrote...

If Hawke can't romance Varric, Varric can romance ERRYBODY ELSE. Via corny romance novel covers.

And even then, Hawke gets on the romance novel covers too xD Varric transcends all of BioWare's restricions!

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

KawaiiKatie wrote...

SWEET DEAR MAKER, GILSA, YOU ARE MY HERO! MY HERO!
That illustration is so sexy! Carver, you animal! I love it. I love it, I love it!
This is the best thread ever. Seriously. Those pretty little elfboys don't stand a chance when compared to the EPIC EXPLOITS of this FINE DWARVEN CRAFT.

EXPLOITS of this FINE DWARVEN CRAFT.

EXPLOIT this FINE DWARVEN CRAFT.

^ This thread's primary objective.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 18 février 2011 - 07:10 .

[Maugrim]

Ok now I have an image of Varric sitting on that stone throne, sipping from his goblet petting a cat and with a smirk on his face.

[jackkel dragon]

makenzieshepard wrote...

*cutecatsnip*

Ok now I have an image of Varric sitting on that stone throne, sipping from his goblet petting a cat and with a smirk on his face.

Varric: Find Hawke... and bring her to me. Alive.

[mellifera]

Pseudocognition wrote...

KawaiiKatie wrote...

SWEET DEAR MAKER, GILSA, YOU ARE MY HERO! MY HERO!
That illustration is so sexy! Carver, you animal! I love it. I love it, I love it!
This is the best thread ever. Seriously. Those pretty little elfboys don't stand a chance when compared to the EPIC EXPLOITS of this FINE DWARVEN CRAFT.

EXPLOITS of this FINE DWARVEN CRAFT.

EXPLOIT this FINE DWARVEN CRAFT.

^ This thread's primary objective.

A honorable goal indeed

[upsettingshorts]

Varric isn't a romance option for the protagonist because he's already romancing YOU. That's right, through the screen. Working. As. Intended.

[mellifera]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

Varric isn't a romance option for the protagonist because he's already romancing YOU. That's right, through the screen. Working. As. Intended.

Suddenly it all makes sense.