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[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

Varric isn't a romance option for the protagonist because he's already romancing YOU. That's right, through the screen. Working. As. Intended.

I am okay with this

[DiosMios]

Pseudocognition wrote...

If Hawke can't romance Varric, Varric can romance ERRYBODY ELSE.

Huh, I can actually imagine Varric going through Hawke's whole family before finally getting to her.

Hawke: Varric, we've been through much together and have had some great times. Will you marry me?
Varric: I am sorry, but I can not.
Hawke: Why? Surely I love you?
Varric: True.
Hawke: And surely you feel for me as well!
Varric: That is also true, but I am already in love.
Hawke: With who Varric? My sister again? My cousin? Carver?
Varric: No Hawke, this time I'm with yo mama!
Hawke: Gasp!
Cassandra: Gasp!
The Amalgation of Anders and the Spirit Formerly Known as Justice: Meh.

Modifié par DiosMios, 18 février 2011 - 07:27 .

[Anarya]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

Varric isn't a romance option for the protagonist because he's already romancing YOU. That's right, through the screen. Working. As. Intended.

I think you just blew my mind a little bit.

[mellifera]

DiosMios wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

If Hawke can't romance Varric, Varric can romance ERRYBODY ELSE.

Huh, I can actually imagine Varric going through Hawke's whole family before finally getting to her.

Hawke: Varric, we've been through much together and have had some great times. Will you marry me?
Varric: I am sorry, but I can not.
Hawke: Why? Surely I love you?
Varric: True.
Hawke: And surely you feel for me as well!
Varric: That is also true, but I am already in love.
Hawke: With who Varric? My sister again? My cousin? Carver?
Varric: No Hawke, this time I'm with yo mama!
Hawke: Gasp!
Cassandra: Gasp!
The Amalgation of Anders and the Spirit Formerly Known as Justice: Meh.

*looks at Mama Hawke*
You lucky dog, Varric.

[Elrena]

yukidama wrote...

namedforthemoon wrote...

I wonder if Carver is the douche that Chris Priestly said he didn't want in his party anymore?

I think it's down to Carver or Fenris.  I hope it's Merrill xD

I've put my bets on Fenris. Heard a clip of his voice and just shuddered. First impression: arrogant, nasty and gonna betray me.
It's Bishop all over again.

OMG the Stone Heartbreaker:wub: Loved the Carver one. Loved.

[Maugrim]

yukidama wrote...

DiosMios wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...

If Hawke can't romance Varric, Varric can romance ERRYBODY ELSE.

Huh, I can actually imagine Varric going through Hawke's whole family before finally getting to her.

Hawke: Varric, we've been through much together and have had some great times. Will you marry me?
Varric: I am sorry, but I can not.
Hawke: Why? Surely I love you?
Varric: True.
Hawke: And surely you feel for me as well!
Varric: That is also true, but I am already in love.
Hawke: With who Varric? My sister again? My cousin? Carver?
Varric: No Hawke, this time I'm with yo mama!
Hawke: Gasp!
Cassandra: Gasp!
The Amalgation of Anders and the Spirit Formerly Known as Justice: Meh.

<Women of the Hawke Family pic snip>

*looks at Mama Hawke*
You lucky dog, Varric.

Day-um there are some excellent genes at work in the default Hawke family!  Before I was wanting to tweak the default Lady Hawke a bit but that feeling has disappeared.  I can't blame Varric for romancing Leandra and Bethany!

[Chibi Elemental]

all the other threads are jealous of this one :3

[Xewaka]

Upsettingshorts wrote...
Varric isn't a romance option for the protagonist because he's already romancing YOU. That's right, through the screen. Working. As. Intended.

And suddenly, straight male gamers everywhere turned bicurious. And were fine with it.

[Nova-FoV]

I am looking forward to the day that Mary Kirby returns from vacation and witnesses the magnificent beast we have created.

[Thiefy]

yukidama wrote...

Thief-of-Hearts wrote...

oh did the other thread finally die? what count was it up to?

The OP was unable to maintain the first post due to school and other matters, so we requested that the old one be closed and a new one opened with someone who had time for upkeep. It seemed an appropriate time as any to do that xD

wow so much awesome going on that one person alone cannot handle the task....

[GameBoyish]

@Thief-of-Hearts No kidding! SO MUCH NEW INFO and constant updates of gorgeous fanart!!! Also, I was on the verge of a nervous breakdown due to schooling matters. So yes, btw "that one person" is me and I am still sane enough to lurk.



OMG all those romance novels... They remind me of all the stuff my sis (creator of Varric-taur and Pimp!Varric) reads... It's cheesy. I prefer light chicklit. But then again, I have always been fascinated by the covers of these novels...



Comments:

Ra-ra-ra-ah-ah-- Want my Varricmance!



Every girl is a yoai fangirl when they see this...



Also...

Nova-FoV wrote...



Since I'll be with my family over the long weekend I doubt I'll have time to do anything, but next week someone remind me and I'll try to adapt this monstrosity. (Don't the poses just work so well??)

Am reminding yew.

[Apollo Starflare]

Gilsa wrote...

KawaiiKatie wrote...

I'm seriously loving the Stone Heartbreaker novels! If I could draw, I'd do a really horrible Carver/Varric version.

And I would title it: Carved in Stone.

Brilliant idea. Hope you don't mind that I ran with it!

Amazing. Carver is gazing deep into my soul, his expression worth a thousand words. If Varric really is romancing us IRL (!!) then it would explain why I get the strange feeling of having been in Carver's position before. @_@

[vicegt]

wounder what the Bethany novel would be titled? AH HA To stone a mage. it's a clever title and well it's the only one Cassandra can get past the revered mother.

Modifié par vicegt, 18 février 2011 - 05:29 .

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

vicegt wrote...

wounder what the Bethany novel would be titled? AH HA To stone a mage. it's a clever title and well it's the only one Cassandra can get past the revered mother.

Omg drawing that nexttttt hahaha, good idea.

[Chagrinned Goat]

Gilsa wrote...
Edit: Varric steeple is now my wallpaper, thanks for putting that up, yuki!

This one was my choice for wallpaper. Interestingly, when my mother finally noticed it, after looking at it for a few seconds she said "This makes me want to rub his chest."

Upsettingshorts wrote...

Varric isn't a romance option for the protagonist because he's already romancing YOU. That's right, through the screen. Working. As. Intended.

You've explained everything. Or we could always go the religion route. We've all been touched by His noodly appendage.

Er.

[LessThanKate]

Pseudocognition wrote...


The second installment of The Stone Heartbreaker by the esteemed and highly mysterious author of The Stone Temptress.

I wonder how far off it would be to say that perhaps Merrill collects and reads these?

Well, then she wouldn't be such a "virginial girl next door", would she? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

...Would it be a wierd thing to say that I like Hawke's Cassandra's outfit in this one? I mean, surely saying that Varric looks handsome would be redundant.

As for the other covers, well...just...dang.

vicegt wrote...

wounder what the Bethany novel would be
titled? AH HA To stone a mage. it's a clever title and well it's the
only one Cassandra can get past the revered mother.

Maybe..."Sweet Stone Sister"? I'll have get back to you on that.

Modifié par LessThanKate, 18 février 2011 - 05:57 .

[nightcobra]

Apollo Starflare wrote...

Gilsa wrote...

KawaiiKatie wrote...

I'm seriously loving the Stone Heartbreaker novels! If I could draw, I'd do a really horrible Carver/Varric version.

And I would title it: Carved in Stone.

Brilliant idea. Hope you don't mind that I ran with it!

Amazing. Carver is gazing deep into my soul, his expression worth a thousand words. If Varric really is romancing us IRL (!!) then it would explain why I get the strange feeling of having been in Carver's position before. @_@

carver: i hate you all....so much.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

LessThanKate wrote...

...Would it be a wierd thing to say that I like Hawke's outfit in this one? I mean, surely saying that Varric looks handsome would be redundant.

It's supposed to be Cass but I suppose it's hard to tell if she's not glaring at you.

[LessThanKate]

Pseudocognition wrote...

LessThanKate wrote...

...Would it be a wierd thing to say that I like Hawke's outfit in this one? I mean, surely saying that Varric looks handsome would be redundant.

It's supposed to be Cass but I suppose it's hard to tell if she's not glaring at you.

Oh, that would make more sense with the title, wouldn't it? My apologies. I guess I'm not used to seeing her without the words, "Bullsh*t!" hanging over her head XD

Modifié par LessThanKate, 18 février 2011 - 05:57 .

[Gilsa]

LessThanKate wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...


The second installment of The Stone Heartbreaker by the esteemed and highly mysterious author of The Stone Temptress.

I wonder how far off it would be to say that perhaps Merrill collects and reads these?

Well, then she wouldn't be such a "virginial girl next door", would she? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

...Would it be a wierd thing to say that I like Hawke's Cassandra's outfit in this one? I mean, surely saying that Varric looks handsome would be redundant.

As for the other covers, well...just...dang.

I spend a lot of time admiring Cassandra's outfit in this one. I'm always impressed when artists take the extra time to put the extra details like that. Really does lead an air of authority to her even though she's putty in Varric's arms! <3

[PaganOak]

huuauaha

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Gilsa wrote...

I spend a lot of time admiring Cassandra's outfit in this one. I'm always impressed when artists take the extra time to put the extra details like that. Really does lead an air of authority to her even though she's putty in Varric's arms! <3

I like clotheess *mouthbreathe*

Thanks

[Minxie]

Pseudocognition wrote...

Gilsa wrote...

I spend a lot of time admiring Cassandra's outfit in this one. I'm always impressed when artists take the extra time to put the extra details like that. Really does lead an air of authority to her even though she's putty in Varric's arms! <3

I like clotheess *mouthbreathe*

Thanks

I want that outfit for Hawke so bad! The details are awesome, and I really love the colors too. That'd be perfect for something she just wears around the house when she's just hanging out.

[Maria Caliban]

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Every girl is a yoai fangirl when they see this...

No.

LessThanKate wrote...


Well, then she wouldn't be such a "virginial girl next door", would she? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Yep. Because if you read about sex in a book, you've lost your virginity in the real world.

Pseudocognition wrote...

It's supposed to be Cass...

Modifié par Maria Caliban, 18 février 2011 - 06:29 .

[plumededragop]

Maria Caliban wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Every girl is a yoai fangirl when they see this...

No.

Same, but this might, mmmm... make smile a bit. ^^