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tmp7704

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I'm shocked there wasn't a "Romancing the Stone" cover remake yet.
Oh, and Carver's eyes stare into my soul* Posted Image

*) that's, if i had a soul. theoretically speaking.

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LessThanKate wrote...

Pseudocognition wrote...


The second installment of The Stone Heartbreaker by the esteemed and highly mysterious author of The Stone Temptress. :D

I wonder how far off it would be to say that perhaps Merrill collects and reads these?


Well, then she wouldn't be such a "virginial girl next door", would she? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

...Would it be a wierd thing to say that I like Hawke's Cassandra's outfit in this one? I mean, surely saying that Varric looks handsome would be redundant.

As for the other covers, well...just...dang.

vicegt wrote...

wounder what the Bethany novel would be
titled? AH HA To stone a mage. it's a clever title and well it's the
only one Cassandra can get past the revered mother.


Maybe..."Sweet Stone Sister"? I'll have get back to you on that.

it was also a play on the "To kill a mockingbird" book. 

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tmp7704 wrote...

I'm shocked there wasn't a "Romancing the Stone" cover remake yet.
Oh, and Carver's eyes stare into my soul* Posted Image

*) that's, if i had a soul. theoretically speaking.

LOL, I thought about that, but I already used that one up for Lady Jess.  =p

Edit: Although the image of luscious Varric swinging on a vine like Tarzan ... damn you, tmp!

Modifié par Gilsa, 18 février 2011 - 06:52 .


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aimo_ahmed

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>.>

<.<

I don't think I need to explain anything. The idea, it was there.

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And now, I got to sleep for early morning jog ;3;

:wizard:

#430
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Now I'm curious about whether a DA companion exists that would NOT look good in Varric's shirt.

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aimo_ahmed wrote...

>.>

<.<

I don't think I need to explain anything. The idea, it was there.

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And now, I got to sleep for early morning jog ;3;

:wizard:



Cool drawing AimoPosted Image

#432
HolyJellyfish

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Oh my dear lord. That is too much sexiness.



"The Merchant who Bought My Heart".

#433
Nova-FoV

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Aimo, I worship you.

I thought you should know.

Totally in the creepy stalker way, too.

(...erm, no, not really.)

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nightcobra

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the devs could put these book titles in DA3, you go to a library or a shop and you see these as best-sellers XD.

#435
Gilsa

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I don't know what's funnier -- the artwork or the cheesy text on the book covers. :D

#436
mellifera

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Hahahaha Aimo, I get what you were saying now xD Glorious~

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Ooo, I love that shirt top, Aimo. It is beautifulz.



Bwaha! XD I LOVE the Carver one. I'd be pleased as punch if I could play matchmaker for the siblings -- and pair Carver with Varric. Or, you know, Sebastian. Because Mama Hawke needs a new dress (and bling).




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aimo_ahmed wrote...

>.>

<.<

I don't think I need to explain anything. The idea, it was there.

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And now, I got to sleep for early morning jog ;3;

:wizard:


Mmmhm. :3

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Stone Heartbreaker is forever!

Modifié par payroo, 18 février 2011 - 08:27 .


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My Fem Hawke would have a whole secret bookshelf filled with "The Stone Heartbreaker" series.

The only reason why she let Varric stand in the back is not because he's an archer, it's because she would be unable to do anything beside blushing and giggling when looking in his direction.

I seriously love you guys and this glorious thread. Those cheesy (and sexy) romance novel covers.. :wub:

Modifié par dirtsa90, 18 février 2011 - 08:29 .


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aimo_ahmed wrote...

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I'll never be able to look my PC in the eyes again.

#442
nightcobra

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snip

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when I am better, I may have to partake in this book meme ><; too good not to resist!

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Hedera

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 This thread...

'Tis GLORIOUS!  :o

*dies happy*

#445
vicegt

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here we don't make fanfic's, just the covers to them

#446
Gilsa

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Been hoping you'd join in, Soignee! You have zeeeeero shame which makes it all the more glorious! =D



@Payroo -- LOL!

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Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Merrill reads The Stone Heartbreaker.

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Patriciachr34

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Priceless! These wonderful pieces of novel art make for a perfect Friday.

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Pseudocognition wrote...
Merrill reads The Stone Heartbreaker.

Did I tell you you're awesome? Because you are.

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aimo_ahmed wrote...

>.>

<.<

I don't think I need to explain anything. The idea, it was there.

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And now, I got to sleep for early morning jog ;3;

:wizard:

The.. cheesyness is overwhelming!!

Greta job there Aimo. I can't stop laughing. :lol: