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[ENolan]

Upsettingshorts wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Hmm I think I would have liked that one better with a more subtle illustration, myself. I did like the Carver one though.

Maybe, but I'd like to think Merrill saw this one in new releases and promptly fainted.

That's going a bit over the line. I think Merrill would have an idea of what sex is. But Varric would have the exaggeration abilities to make it more.... attune to causing isolated elf girls to faint.

[Rereads and wonders if that made sense]

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

yukidama wrote...

Upsettingshorts wrote...

Anarya wrote...

Hmm I think I would have liked that one better with a more subtle illustration, myself. I did like the Carver one though.

Maybe, but I'd like to think Merrill saw this one in new releases and promptly fainted.

They keep it behind the counter, she had to ask the cashier for it by name and show her ID.

With that mental image I am not absolutely in love with clumsy awkward inexperienced Merrill.
I was hoping for hippie nudist but this is good too.

Nice cover Gilsa

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 19 février 2011 - 05:32 .

[tmp7704]

Gilsa wrote...

MOAR.

NSFW warning!
http://fc07.devianta...n_y-d39v5hw.jpg

I've been waiting forever to make those puns!

Kinda struck me the way your drawing style feels matching with the DA2 itself. There's a "hot rod Varric" joke lurking around the corners.

[mellifera]

lv12medic wrote...

Publisher:  Hey Varric.  Your last romance novella sold really well.
Varric:  Of course it did.  But I'm here for buisness.
Publisher:  All ready?  You just finished your last book yesterday.
Varric:  I know.  I'm just that talented.  So I got this idea.  It'll be my best one yet.
Publisher:  What is it called?
Varric:  I don't know yet.
Publisher:  ... Um?
Varric: It'll sell.
Publisher:  *sigh* When can I have it?

Heh, Varric isn't the author though. The mysterious writer uses Varric because he is a prime specimen of masculinity (and could have chemistry with a rock), and thus his image brings in the big bucks.

Modifié par yukidama, 19 février 2011 - 06:26 .

[namedforthemoon]

yukidama wrote...

lv12medic wrote...

Publisher:  Hey Varric.  Your last romance novella sold really well.
Varric:  Of course it did.  But I'm here for buisness.
Publisher:  All ready?  You just finished your last book yesterday.
Varric:  I know.  I'm just that talented.  So I got this idea.  It'll be my best one yet.
Publisher:  What is it called?
Varric:  I don't know yet.
Publisher:  ... Um?
Varric: It'll sell.
Publisher:  *sigh* When can I have it?

Heh, Varric isn't the author though. The mysterious writer uses Varric because he is a prime specimen of masculinity (and could have chemistry with a rock), and thus his image brings in the big bucks.

I thought it was Varric writing down his autobiography, with all of his sexual exploits.

[mellifera]

namedforthemoon wrote...

yukidama wrote...

lv12medic wrote...

Publisher:  Hey Varric.  Your last romance novella sold really well.
Varric:  Of course it did.  But I'm here for buisness.
Publisher:  All ready?  You just finished your last book yesterday.
Varric:  I know.  I'm just that talented.  So I got this idea.  It'll be my best one yet.
Publisher:  What is it called?
Varric:  I don't know yet.
Publisher:  ... Um?
Varric: It'll sell.
Publisher:  *sigh* When can I have it?

Heh, Varric isn't the author though. The mysterious writer uses Varric because he is a prime specimen of masculinity (and could have chemistry with a rock), and thus his image brings in the big bucks.

I thought it was Varric writing down his autobiography, with all of his sexual exploits.

Varric is much too classy for self-insert fanfic! He has many fans, though.

[namedforthemoon]

yukidama wrote...

namedforthemoon wrote...

yukidama wrote...

lv12medic wrote...

Publisher:  Hey Varric.  Your last romance novella sold really well.
Varric:  Of course it did.  But I'm here for buisness.
Publisher:  All ready?  You just finished your last book yesterday.
Varric:  I know.  I'm just that talented.  So I got this idea.  It'll be my best one yet.
Publisher:  What is it called?
Varric:  I don't know yet.
Publisher:  ... Um?
Varric: It'll sell.
Publisher:  *sigh* When can I have it?

Heh, Varric isn't the author though. The mysterious writer uses Varric because he is a prime specimen of masculinity (and could have chemistry with a rock), and thus his image brings in the big bucks.

I thought it was Varric writing down his autobiography, with all of his sexual exploits.

Varric is much too classy for self-insert fanfic! He has many fans, though.

But, but... Who says it's fiction?

[Hedera]

yukidama wrote...

namedforthemoon wrote...

yukidama wrote...

lv12medic wrote...

Publisher:  Hey Varric.  Your last romance novella sold really well.
Varric:  Of course it did.  But I'm here for buisness.
Publisher:  All ready?  You just finished your last book yesterday.
Varric:  I know.  I'm just that talented.  So I got this idea.  It'll be my best one yet.
Publisher:  What is it called?
Varric:  I don't know yet.
Publisher:  ... Um?
Varric: It'll sell.
Publisher:  *sigh* When can I have it?

Heh, Varric isn't the author though. The mysterious writer uses Varric because he is a prime specimen of masculinity (and could have chemistry with a rock), and thus his image brings in the big bucks.

I thought it was Varric writing down his autobiography, with all of his sexual exploits.

Varric is much too classy for self-insert fanfic! He has many fans, though.

Indeed he does.  And more flood in every day.  I'm thoroughly surprised Hawke gets anything done with him around.  All those mobs of smitten men and women, her own clawing desires... 

Modifié par cgrimm54, 19 février 2011 - 06:38 .

[mellifera]

namedforthemoon wrote...

yukidama wrote...

namedforthemoon wrote...

yukidama wrote...

lv12medic wrote...

Publisher:  Hey Varric.  Your last romance novella sold really well.
Varric:  Of course it did.  But I'm here for buisness.
Publisher:  All ready?  You just finished your last book yesterday.
Varric:  I know.  I'm just that talented.  So I got this idea.  It'll be my best one yet.
Publisher:  What is it called?
Varric:  I don't know yet.
Publisher:  ... Um?
Varric: It'll sell.
Publisher:  *sigh* When can I have it?

Heh, Varric isn't the author though. The mysterious writer uses Varric because he is a prime specimen of masculinity (and could have chemistry with a rock), and thus his image brings in the big bucks.

I thought it was Varric writing down his autobiography, with all of his sexual exploits.

Varric is much too classy for self-insert fanfic! He has many fans, though.

But, but... Who says it's fiction?

A gentleman never tells.

[namedforthemoon]

yukidama wrote...

namedforthemoon wrote...

yukidama wrote...

namedforthemoon wrote...

yukidama wrote...

lv12medic wrote...

Publisher:  Hey Varric.  Your last romance novella sold really well.
Varric:  Of course it did.  But I'm here for buisness.
Publisher:  All ready?  You just finished your last book yesterday.
Varric:  I know.  I'm just that talented.  So I got this idea.  It'll be my best one yet.
Publisher:  What is it called?
Varric:  I don't know yet.
Publisher:  ... Um?
Varric: It'll sell.
Publisher:  *sigh* When can I have it?

Heh, Varric isn't the author though. The mysterious writer uses Varric because he is a prime specimen of masculinity (and could have chemistry with a rock), and thus his image brings in the big bucks.

I thought it was Varric writing down his autobiography, with all of his sexual exploits.

Varric is much too classy for self-insert fanfic! He has many fans, though.

But, but... Who says it's fiction?

A gentleman never tells.

Okay, you got me there.

[aimo_ahmed]

yukidama wrote...

namedforthemoon wrote...

But, but... Who says it's fiction?

A gentleman never tells.

This.

It's an open secret that Brother Genitalia writes them

[GameBoyish]

umwhatyousay wrote...

Could some lovely soul point me in the direction of that Varrictaur (?) image? I saw it in the old thread and have decided that I need it in my life. What a delight.

Giddy Up by DragonReine aka Emorah_Slaytron


I love my sister so much... She's a genius pervert. Shetland pony legs...

[GameBoyish]

*sorry for double posting!*



@madsabroo What beauty... You must write more Varric prose to sate us all...



I want them novels.... so much...



@named Romance Novella banners? DO WANT.

[ENolan]

namedforthemoon wrote...

yukidama wrote...

namedforthemoon wrote...

yukidama wrote...

namedforthemoon wrote...

yukidama wrote...

lv12medic wrote...

Publisher:  Hey Varric.  Your last romance novella sold really well.
Varric:  Of course it did.  But I'm here for buisness.
Publisher:  All ready?  You just finished your last book yesterday.
Varric:  I know.  I'm just that talented.  So I got this idea.  It'll be my best one yet.
Publisher:  What is it called?
Varric:  I don't know yet.
Publisher:  ... Um?
Varric: It'll sell.
Publisher:  *sigh* When can I have it?

Heh, Varric isn't the author though. The mysterious writer uses Varric because he is a prime specimen of masculinity (and could have chemistry with a rock), and thus his image brings in the big bucks.

I thought it was Varric writing down his autobiography, with all of his sexual exploits.

Varric is much too classy for self-insert fanfic! He has many fans, though.

But, but... Who says it's fiction?

A gentleman never tells.

Okay, you got me there.

Varric: Turning honest women into liars since 2010


[Goes back to drinking at the rebuilt Gnawed Noble Tavern]

[namedforthemoon]

Are you calling me a liar?

[Chud2]

*delurk*

*choked sob* I can't have Varric...I can't have this thread...

What can I have?! ;____;

Cruel, mocking answer: http://myblueworld.d...t.com/#/d39she0

[Anarya]

Did you draw that, Chud? Anders' face is fabulous.

[Apollo Starflare]

I've settled on the opinion that they should have gone half way and made Varric DA2's Kelly Chambers. You could flirt (and more) but it would be mostly no strings attached and whatnot.



Not what we would have truly wanted, but surely feasible; even with content limitations.



...Okay so all this Stone Heartbreaker talk has just further renewed my desire to see something resembling the Silken Surrender scene Madsabroo wrote fo reals. Grr.



Varricmance: I CAN'T QUIT YOU.

[HolyJellyfish]

Maybe they have, Apollo. I certainly haven't heard otherwise.

[Maugrim]

Semi New Varric Pics


Jazzhands!
Dat Smirk

Modifié par makenzieshepard, 19 février 2011 - 09:43 .

[Duncan Anderson]

Damit. I read that as 'Semi Nude Varric Pics' now I'm all worked up over nothing.

This thread has so corupted my inocent purity. And I deffinetly had that before I started hanging out here, proberbly. 

[Apollo Starflare]

HolyJellyfish wrote...

Maybe they have, Apollo. I certainly haven't heard otherwise.

Should that be the case they would be guilty of class A emotion toying.

I would also predict an abundance of posters on these boards bemoaning how they accidentally romanced the stone. So to speak.

[Chud2]

Anarya > Yup, yup; I did draw that...I wanted to draw an Anders pic so I replayed Awakenings....for SIX hours... and spammed the print-screen button only to find out I had mapped the button to a different key! >_> SO, I based my Anders on his concept art and my memory. >_>

Chud2=MyBlueWorld=xeiroe. ; I have had several accounts lost to my horrid memory.

[Chud2]

This' gonna sound really stupid...but have you noticed facial hair is darker in DA II as opposed to DA?

[GameBoyish]

@Chud2 I think it's definitely much more detailed than in DAO... Like example, Fenris has STUBBLE.



Round 1: Elf Stubble vs Dwarf Chest Hair



Dwarf Chest Hair uses Old Spice scent.



It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!



Dwarf Chest Hair wins.