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Varric Tethras: Chest Hair & Dwarven Goodness 3.0 "Say Hello To Bianca!"


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#526
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*double post*

Gilsa wrote...



MOAR.



NSFW warning!

http://fc07.devianta...n_y-d39v5hw.jpg



I've been waiting forever to make those puns!




Omg. That's awesome.

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TriviaAeducan wrote...

@Chud2 I think it's definitely much more detailed than in DAO... Like example, Fenris has STUBBLE.

Round 1: Elf Stubble vs Dwarf Chest Hair

Dwarf Chest Hair uses Old Spice scent.

It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!

Dwarf Chest Hair wins.


No matter what the devs say we Fengirls can see the stubble :devil:.

But I agree. No stubble, beard og 'stache could ever beat the glorious wonder that is Varrics chest hair. :wub:

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@TriviaAeducan : Oh, hell yeah it is...you can ACTUALLY see Ander's eyebrows in DA II as opposed to Awakenings.



Everyone's facial hair is darker...just compare Varric's hair to his eyebrows and his stubble! Anders had eyebrows and stubble in DA:A....but because he was fair skinned his facial hair wasn't of notice...



This' no complaint from me...just an observation. <3(wtf, no rant!?)



P.S....Varric's chest hair is like the ONE ring. >_>

#529
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I thought Varric's chest hair is also like Rapunzel's hair in Tangled?



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by Fishmas



Reposted for teh lulz.



Seriously though. it probably works like Ser Pounce-a-lot in DAA, revival properties XD

#530
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I do love how Varric loses his clothes in the last panel of that. Thanks for reposting, Trivia, that's a classic :)

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That sucks...no romance for Varric or Aveline?  Those two would be the first choice of my male or female Hawkes.  Oh well, his masculine, dwarven chest hair is still sexy and while my Hawke is romancing Isabella, he'll be thinking about Aveline the whole time.

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Gilsa wrote...
MOAR.
NSFW warning!
http://fc07.devianta...n_y-d39v5hw.jpg
I've been waiting forever to make those puns!

Plundering the Deep Roads never gets old.

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Upsettingshorts wrote...

So Varric is exploring a long-lost Thaig? *probably shouldn't think about it too much*


No, that would be his fling with momma Hawke.

*nods sagely*

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I dedicate this volume to Woo, who confirmed that this was indeed the original scrapped ending for DA2.

Modifié par Anarya, 19 février 2011 - 02:03 .


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namedforthemoon wrote...
There's still hope for DA3. Bioware has said that they were surprised with Varric's popularity... We just have to show them that we want it (him as an LI).

Hold on. They were surpised that a charming, roguish suave hunk of manliness so unbridled his shirt is permanently split to better bask in his glory has had a good fan reception?

Herr Uhl wrote...

Upsettingshorts wrote...
So Varric is exploring a long-lost Thaig? *probably shouldn't think about it too much*

No, that would be his fling with momma Hawke.
*nods sagely*

*Loos at mama Hawke*

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You know, I somehow don't think mama Hawke has trouble in finding willing volunteers for expeditioning.

Anarya wrote...
*Snipped unicorn*
I dedicate this volume to Woo, who confirmed that this was indeed the original scrapped ending for DA2.

This is totally canon. And I applaud you for making it so.

Modifié par Xewaka, 19 février 2011 - 02:12 .


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Anarya wrote...

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I dedicate this volume to Woo, who confirmed that this was indeed the original scrapped ending for DA2.


So much awesome! I love, love the colours.

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Anarya wrote...

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I dedicate this volume to Woo, who confirmed that this was indeed the original scrapped ending for DA2.


It's actually the unicorn's expression that has me in stiches with this one. <3

#538
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Anarya wrote...

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I dedicate this volume to Woo, who confirmed that this was indeed the original scrapped ending for DA2.


There are no other words other than...breathtaking.

ILU Anarya for being awesome, and ILU Varric Thread for being the reason for such beauty to exist.

*happy tear*

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Apollo Starflare wrote...
It's actually the unicorn's expression that has me in stiches with this one. <3

It is smirking.

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namedforthemoon wrote...

:o Are you calling me a liar? :D


No, I'm just saying you have your reasons to!;)

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I love these steamy romance novel covers, but if Varric is such a casanova shouldn't he be breaking more hearts than just FemHawke?

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There've been Carver, Cassandra and Lady Hawke covers my friend.

Edit: Just noticed this is my first post in this new thread. Hello new thread, this post was long overdue.

Modifié par Neesee, 19 février 2011 - 03:07 .


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No one has created the Bethany cover yet? "The Magic in the Stone"

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Listening to Alicia Keys has given me an idea for a Flemeth cover. *writes it down*

Aww yeah.

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bsbcaer wrote...

No one has created the Bethany cover yet? "The Magic in the Stone"


I'm waiting for one that has all the Hawke siblings on it.. sibling rivalry, indeed!

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dynamicdandito wrote...

I love these steamy romance novel covers, but if Varric is such a casanova shouldn't he be breaking more hearts than just FemHawke?


Pseudo's and mine are supposed to be Cassandra. Gilsa's first one was Carver.

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Unicorns are awesome.

Varric + LadyHawke Cassandra + Unicorn = Awesome Times 3
(edit: I should remember that Cass' hair isn't as volumous as LadyHawke's...)

Other ideas for novellas...
@bsbcaer YES it must be done.

I believe there should be a FenRic (Varric X Fenris) book called "You Run Through My Veins"

Varric X Isabela: The Scoundrel & The Pirate

Varric X Merril: Not So Innocent

Varric X Anders: Demonic Desire

I need to get some sleep ><"

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Anarya wrote...

dynamicdandito wrote...

I love these steamy romance novel covers, but if Varric is such a casanova shouldn't he be breaking more hearts than just FemHawke?


Pseudo's and mine are supposed to be Cassandra. Gilsa's first one was Carver.


Sorry, Femshep and Cassandra have similar hair.

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aimo_ahmed wrote...

Anarya wrote...

[snip]

I dedicate this volume to Woo, who confirmed that this was indeed the original scrapped ending for DA2.


There are no other words other than...breathtaking.

ILU Anarya for being awesome, and ILU Varric Thread for being the reason for such beauty to exist.

*happy tear*




[insert appropriate Zev quote about being awesome] <3

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TriviaAeducan wrote...
Varric X Isabela: The Scoundrel & The Pirate

That one is clearly "Pirate Booty".