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[GameBoyish]

That sounds more like a Porno Movie title



*totally not giving any ideas for fanart*

[Leonia]

Oh Isabela and her wet frocks.. I mean..

[GameBoyish]

Did I mention that I love this thread for invoking epic memes?

Some of them (not in order):
-CHEST HAIR of course
-Dave getting swallowed by Chest Hair
-Varric being a memetic sex god AND memetic badass
-NekoMimi Varric
-Old Spice Dwarf jokes
-Varric's love for Bianca
-namedforthemoon's psychic powers post-VO announcement by a very shocked Mary Kirby
-The comb of clarity
-Varric narrating his death
-And NOW Varric Romantic Novella Covers... aka Varric = Dwarven Fabio:O:O:O

EDIT: fixing

Modifié par TriviaAeducan, 19 février 2011 - 04:10 .

[L0ckd0wn325]

I..I can't stop reading this thread the spicy romance novels are awesome, by the stone, Varric has enchanted me.

[tmp7704]

Anarya wrote...



I dedicate this volume to Woo, who confirmed that this was indeed the original scrapped ending for DA2.

Well that's it, the pinnacle has been reached.

Only an extra dolphin or two could possibly enhance such masterpiece.

(and i have this g-ddamn song stuck in mind in the loop again. thanks )

[Nova-FoV]

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Unicorns are awesome.

Varric + LadyHawke Cassandra + Unicorn = Awesome Times 3
(edit: I should remember that Cass' hair isn't as volumous as LadyHawke's...)

Other ideas for novellas...
@bsbcaer YES it must be done.

I believe there should be a FenRic (Varric X Fenris) book called "You Run Through My Veins"

Varric X Isabela: The Scoundrel & The Pirate

Varric X Merril: Not So Innocent

Varric X Anders: Demonic Desire

I need to get some sleep ><"

I would be happy to see all of these brought to life. I do rather like the Pirate Booty idea for Isabella, though.

[JJDrakken]

i103.photobucket.com/albums/m123/the_ogopogo/Dragon%20Age/sandal-2.jpg

-runs away-


JJ

[GameBoyish]

IRRELEVANT

Seriously, though it's funny. I wanted to download that mod...

But again, not relevant to Varric so please don't get us locked.

@Nova WOOT!

EDIT: I have to admit it reminded me of a strange incident over at Fenris Thread...

Modifié par TriviaAeducan, 19 février 2011 - 04:42 .

[L0ckd0wn325]

Got another one, "The Stone Heartbreaker in.......I Met Her at Tapster's"

First try?

Modifié par L0ckd0wn325, 19 février 2011 - 04:42 .

[Neesee]

Bah! I can't make it myself so here is my romance novel idea if anyone wants to make it happen.

Pairing: Flemeth/Varric (Flemeth is in control, bondage?)
Title: Dragon Days
Blurb: Not sure whether it should be "His castle became her dungeon" or "Her castle became his dungeon".

[bsbcaer]

TriviaAeducan wrote...

I believe there should be a FenRic (Varric X Fenris) book called "You Run Through My Veins"

Varric X Isabela: The Scoundrel & The Pirate

Varric X Merril: Not So Innocent

Varric X Anders: Demonic Desire

I need to get some sleep ><"

I think that all V-related steamy novellas need "stone" or stone related words in their title...

V + Isabela:  Love on the Rocks

V + Merrill:  Nature's Bounty (this is the one exception because I can't think of anything more perfect than this one

V + Anders:  The Stone Heart of the Demon

V + Fenris:  The Sword in the Stone

EDIT:

V + Sandal:  Enchanting the Stone

V + Flemeth:  The Ancient Heart of Stone

Modifié par bsbcaer, 19 février 2011 - 05:22 .

[ThatDancingTurian]

The Varric romance novel covers are the best DA2 meme ever, just had to say. Best. Ever.

[JediHealerCosmin]

A small dedication to all the Varric and Aveline fans.
Special thanks to TriviaAeducan for the inpiration


A Day Will Come
                               by Cosmin 



A dwarf and a Guardian sat by the pond one day
The morning sun warming the grass on which they lay.
They stood there quiet, with a question in their mind,
But an answer they could not find.

"Why is it so?" the Guardian asked
"Don't we deserve to be romanced?"
A great time of thinking passed,
And Varric realized the truth at last.

He sat up with a most serious stare
With fire in his eyes and the sun on his chest hair.
Aveline never saw him this way:
Proud as a hunter that captured its prey.

"We are too awesome to be romance-able
And both our characters are incredible.
They wanted to give the other companions a chance,
Because they all would have failed at a glance."

"Take heart, noble Guardian, for our day will come,
Our fans will love us and it will be fun.
The journey is about to begin, so be ready
Your heart with courage and your shield steady."

They both rose to their feet
And then left to get something to eat.
It was up to the fans now, to keep their flame alive,
For in their dedication and love, these characters thrive.

[Gilsa]

Anarya wrote...



I dedicate this volume to Woo, who confirmed that this was indeed the original scrapped ending for DA2.

LOL LOL. I <3 THIS.

Edit: 

BSB -- LOL, "Love on the Rocks" for Varric and Isabela. That's a great one.
JediHealer, what a fun poem. Thanks for sharing!

Modifié par Gilsa, 19 février 2011 - 06:32 .

[The-Rogue-Princess]

Awww Cosmin, that was wonderful, thank you for sharing it. They are indeed too awesome.

[Leonia]

It's so beautiful, Cosmin. Brought a tear of joy to my eye.

[Zero Tabris]

JJDrakken wrote...

i103.photobucket.com/albums/m123/the_ogopogo/Dragon%20Age/sandal-2.jpg

-runs away-


JJ

Holy hell....that was bloody terrifying, thank god for the censor, or I'd be stricken blind......
Why.....why would anyone do that to sandal....and WHY IS HIS NAME SANDAL!?!?! was boot taken?  or maybe high heel was too long for him to spell...

[aimo_ahmed]

JediHealerCosmin wrote...

A small dedication to all the Varric and Aveline fans.
Special thanks to TriviaAeducan for the inpiration


A Day Will Come
                               by Cosmin 



A dwarf and a Guardian sat by the pond one day
The morning sun warming the grass on which they lay.
They stood there quiet, with a question in their mind,
But an answer they could not find.

"Why is it so?" the Guardian asked
"Don't we deserve to be romanced?"
A great time of thinking passed,
And Varric realized the truth at last.

He sat up with a most serious stare
With fire in his eyes and the sun on his chest hair.
Aveline never saw him this way:
Proud as a hunter that captured its prey.

"We are too awesome to be romance-able
And both our characters are incredible.
They wanted to give the other companions a chance,
Because they all would have failed at a glance."

"Take heart, noble Guardian, for our day will come,
Our fans will love us and it will be fun.
The journey is about to begin, so be ready
Your heart with courage and your shield steady."

They both rose to their feet
And then left to get something to eat.
It was up to the fans now, to keep their flame alive,
For in their dedication and love, these characters thrive.

This is a lovely poem. Thank you for sharing the warm fuzzies with us

[mellifera]

Lol, Anarya, I love it. *orders a dozen copies*

[Patriciachr34]

Wow!  Uhmmm...just Wow!  Amazing art, prose, and poetry.  You guys rock!  I happen to be listening to Billy Idol "Rebel Call".  I think it fits the Deep Roads cover. "She cries more, more more..."

[payroo]

bsbcaer wrote...

V + Fenris:  The Sword in the Stone

I nearly died reading that... so of course I had to draw it!



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[mellifera]

JAHDJKASDASHFJKS LOL YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.



*wipes tear* ILU, payroo.

[plumededragop]

LOOOOL!!! Good work!

[Siona]

PERFECTO.

[ThatDancingTurian]

There needs to be a Varric/Blood Mage (Merrill?) one called Blood from a Stone.