Pseudocognition wrote...
Bianca is decorated with paint made from the ashes of his dead wife.
This **** writes itself.
Though I think Mary sort of hinted that there is no dead wife.
Mary Kirby wrote...
Me: Hey, Varric!
Varric: I knew you'd be back sooner or later, Half Pint.
Me: I've got a slew of questions from the -- wait. Are you putting leave-in conditioner on your chest hair?
Varric: Keeps it silky smooth. Hit me with your questions.
Q: Do arrows bounce harmlessly off of you because of your overwhelming awesomeness?
No. Don't be ridiculous. Arrows don't bounce off of me because I'm awesome, Half Pint. Arrows swerve to avoid hitting me because my coat is tailored Antivan leather, and only the filthiest nug-lickers in existence would punch holes in a coat this fine.
Q. Do you have a tragic past?
Have you met my family? Never mind, of course they haven't. Tell them it's not so much "tragic" as "sardonic."
Q. What about a dead wife? Orphaned kid?
No, I'm trying to quit.
Q. How about a dark side, got one of those?
There's about twenty-five people in this town who want to kill me, my entire family, and maybe some of our pets over business deals. Personally, I wouldn't call it so much "dark" as "shady."
Anyway, if you don't mind, Half Pint, I'm meeting Unnamed Pirate for a game of cards. I'll be in touch if you've got anything else.
Hah. Unnamed Pirate.
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