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Varric Tethras: Chest Hair & Dwarven Goodness 3.0 "Say Hello To Bianca!"


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#1201
aimo_ahmed

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Mary Kirby wrote...

aimo_ahmed wrote...

This song pretty much sums up my unrequited feelings for Varric ;A;


That is, quite possibly, the best song in all of history.


Personally, I love the chorus:

Varric! You bastard!
You wooed me with your low-cut shirt
And then you left me out to dry


Such feeling!

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Mary Kirby wrote...

aimo_ahmed wrote...

This song pretty much sums up my unrequited feelings for Varric ;A;


That is, quite possibly, the best song in all of history.


Oh my god.:lol:

So I take it this will get passed around the office, Mary?

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Our God is an awesome God

He reigns from Hightown above

With wisdom, power and love

Our God is an awesome God

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 16 mars 2011 - 08:58 .


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Mary Kirby

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MasterSamson88 wrote...

Oh my god.:lol:

So I take it this will get passed around the office, Mary?


I turned up my speakers and played it for the Writers' Pit.

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~wishes she could listen to it at work~

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Mary Kirby wrote...

MasterSamson88 wrote...

Oh my god.:lol:

So I take it this will get passed around the office, Mary?


I turned up my speakers and played it for the Writers' Pit.


So do you think his chances of being an LI for DA3 just went up? :whistle:

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namedforthemoon wrote...
So do you think his chances of being an LI for DA3 just went up? :whistle:


He'll totally be a LI in every game from now one. DA3, ME3, TOR, Sonic Chronicles 2, Shattered Steel 2.

It'll be glorious.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 16 mars 2011 - 09:24 .


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MasterSamson88

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If you guys get Varric I better be able to get Merrill again then too!

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Dave of Canada wrote...

He'll totally be a LI in every game from now one. DA3, ME3, TOR, Sonic Chronicles 2, Shattered Steel 2.

It'll be glorious.


Why confine his awesomeness to Bioware games? Varric can be a love interest in Plants vs. Zombies, Tetris, Robot Unicorn Attack, and Angry Birds! He can be a LI in games made in the past! How about Go? Or Scrabble? You're limiting him too much, Dave of Canada.

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Dave of Canada wrote...

namedforthemoon wrote...
So do you think his chances of being an LI for DA3 just went up? :whistle:


He'll totally be a LI in every game from now one. DA3, ME3, TOR, Sonic Chronicles 2, Shattered Steel 2.

It'll be glorious.


I approve.

Alsdkajf I didn't feel like I was going to cry when Bethany seemed like she was about to die in the Deep Roads but then Varric looked so sad and said how far away from help they were and called her Sunshine and I bawled. I love how much he cares about your friends and family :( He's one of the few grounding things in the sh*tstorm.

Varric fills the rolls of bro, Team Mom, comic relief, BAMF, Paragon of Manliness, and others. He's the best and certainly as awesome as we hoped :)

Thanks Mary!

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 16 mars 2011 - 09:33 .


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Mary Kirby wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

He'll totally be a LI in every game from now one. DA3, ME3, TOR, Sonic Chronicles 2, Shattered Steel 2.

It'll be glorious.


Why confine his awesomeness to Bioware games? Varric can be a love interest in Plants vs. Zombies, Tetris, Robot Unicorn Attack, and Angry Birds! He can be a LI in games made in the past! How about Go? Or Scrabble? You're limiting him too much, Dave of Canada.


When you beat a game of solitaire in Windows, instead of the cards raining down or exploding, Varric will walk onto the screen, shoot the cards with Bianca, and then turn around give a roguish wink.

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Dave of Canada

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Mary Kirby wrote...

You're limiting him too much, Dave of Canada.


When we're all hypnotized by the awesomeness, who will feed and wash us? If you release Varric LIs for every single game, every gamer wouldn't be able to take their eyes off the screen and society as we know it will collapse.

"Day 18, post-Varricalypse."
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Modifié par Dave of Canada, 16 mars 2011 - 09:35 .


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Pseudocognition wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

namedforthemoon wrote...
So do you think his chances of being an LI for DA3 just went up? :whistle:


He'll totally be a LI in every game from now one. DA3, ME3, TOR, Sonic Chronicles 2, Shattered Steel 2.

It'll be glorious.


I approve.

Alsdkajf I didn't feel like I was going to cry when Bethany seemed like she was about to die in the Deep Roads but then Varric looked so sad and said how far away from help they were and called her Sunshine and I bawled. I love how much he cares about your friends and family :( He's one of the few grounding things in the sh*tstorm.

Varric fills the rolls of bro, Team Mom, comic relief, BAMF, Paragon of Manliness, and others. He's the best and certainly as awesome as we hoped :)

Thanks Mary!


What she said. I was pleasantly surprised at how much better Varric was than whatever I it was I had imagined him to be... which wasn't so far off, I just wasn't expecting him to be that friendly and caring :')

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In both Origins and 2 Mary's written basically my favorite characters. I mean we got Sten, Loghain, Varric, and Merrill so far that I know she's written... all my favorites.

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That Varric song made my day! Now I think I should have listened to Varric's warning about seeing a demon possesed mage. Anders is starting to get a bit twitchy. Maybe Varric can console me when this whole thing goes sideways.

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Mary Kirby wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

He'll totally be a LI in every game from now one. DA3, ME3, TOR, Sonic Chronicles 2, Shattered Steel 2.

It'll be glorious.


Why confine his awesomeness to Bioware games? Varric can be a love interest in Plants vs. Zombies, Tetris, Robot Unicorn Attack, and Angry Birds! He can be a LI in games made in the past! How about Go? Or Scrabble? You're limiting him too much, Dave of Canada.

Why do I get the feeling that Varric will soon be worshipped like a god? Then his awesomeness will be spread all over the world.

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Patriciachr34 wrote...

That Varric song made my day! Now I think I should have listened to Varric's warning about seeing a demon possesed mage. Anders is starting to get a bit twitchy. Maybe Varric can console me when this whole thing goes sideways.


"Sideways" is... somewhat of an understatement.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 16 mars 2011 - 10:00 .


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I'm doomed!

#1219
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Pseudocognition wrote...

Patriciachr34 wrote...

That Varric song made my day! Now I think I should have listened to Varric's warning about seeing a demon possesed mage. Anders is starting to get a bit twitchy. Maybe Varric can console me when this whole thing goes sideways.


"Sideways" is... somewhat of an understatement.


He more or less does a crashing 360. :lol:

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Risax wrote...

Mary Kirby wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

He'll totally be a LI in every game from now one. DA3, ME3, TOR, Sonic Chronicles 2, Shattered Steel 2.

It'll be glorious.


Why confine his awesomeness to Bioware games? Varric can be a love interest in Plants vs. Zombies, Tetris, Robot Unicorn Attack, and Angry Birds! He can be a LI in games made in the past! How about Go? Or Scrabble? You're limiting him too much, Dave of Canada.

Why do I get the feeling that Varric will soon be worshipped like a god? Then his awesomeness will be spread all over the world.

It seemed like, before the game was actually out, alot of people were not too fond of Varric. And now that the game is out, I keep seeing people listing him in their "top 3 companions".
His control influence is spreading it seems. Posted Image

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Patriciachr34 wrote...

I'm doomed!


Yep, welcome to the club :crying: Varric is always right.

Modifié par yukidama, 16 mars 2011 - 10:07 .


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Risax

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Tealsie wrote...

Risax wrote...

Mary Kirby wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

He'll totally be a LI in every game from now one. DA3, ME3, TOR, Sonic Chronicles 2, Shattered Steel 2.

It'll be glorious.


Why confine his awesomeness to Bioware games? Varric can be a love interest in Plants vs. Zombies, Tetris, Robot Unicorn Attack, and Angry Birds! He can be a LI in games made in the past! How about Go? Or Scrabble? You're limiting him too much, Dave of Canada.

Why do I get the feeling that Varric will soon be worshipped like a god? Then his awesomeness will be spread all over the world.

It seemed like, before the game was actually out, alot of people were not too fond of Varric. And now that the game is out, I keep seeing people listing him in their "top 3 companions".
His control influence is spreading it seems. Posted Image

Really? I think Varric already had a pretty big following before the game was released, I loved him back then and I love him even more now. Hell other characters are missing screen time because I can't take him out of my party.
I'm currently on my 2nd playthrough and he is still a full time companion.

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Tealsie

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Risax wrote...

Tealsie wrote...

Risax wrote...

Mary Kirby wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

He'll totally be a LI in every game from now one. DA3, ME3, TOR, Sonic Chronicles 2, Shattered Steel 2.

It'll be glorious.


Why confine his awesomeness to Bioware games? Varric can be a love interest in Plants vs. Zombies, Tetris, Robot Unicorn Attack, and Angry Birds! He can be a LI in games made in the past! How about Go? Or Scrabble? You're limiting him too much, Dave of Canada.

Why do I get the feeling that Varric will soon be worshipped like a god? Then his awesomeness will be spread all over the world.

It seemed like, before the game was actually out, alot of people were not too fond of Varric. And now that the game is out, I keep seeing people listing him in their "top 3 companions".
His control influence is spreading it seems. Posted Image

Really? I think Varric already had a pretty big following before the game was released, I loved him back then and I love him even more now. Hell other characters are missing screen time because I can't take him out of my party.
I'm currently on my 2nd playthrough and he is still a full time companion.

He did, but there seemed to be a ton that were kind of... drawn away from him, I guess. Also, the people who were overjoyed that he wasn't an LI(and rubbed it in).

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@Tealsie, Oh yeah... That sucked, and was kinda childish.

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People weren't fond of Varric? I knew from the moment I saw him in previews and such that I'd like him... amongst other party members too I suppose. *looks at sig*