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Varric Tethras: Chest Hair & Dwarven Goodness 3.0 "Say Hello To Bianca!"


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Dave of Canada

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MasterSamson88 wrote...

People weren't fond of Varric? I knew from the moment I saw him in previews and such that I'd like him... amongst other party members too I suppose. *looks at sig*


I think she meant more the people who were like "HE LOOKS LIKE A PEDOPHILE", "HE LOOKS LIKE A SLEAZY GRASEBAG" and stuff. Mostly the people that wanted Anders and Fenris for LI and hated the idea of having a dwarf romance.

Which is funny because those people tend to like him a lot now.

Modifié par Dave of Canada, 16 mars 2011 - 10:24 .


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MasterSamson88

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Dave of Canada wrote...

MasterSamson88 wrote...

People weren't fond of Varric? I knew from the moment I saw him in previews and such that I'd like him... amongst other party members too I suppose. *looks at sig*


I think she meant more the people who were like "HE LOOKS LIKE A PEDOPHILE", "HE LOOKS LIKE A SLEAZY GRASEBAG" and stuff. Mostly the people that wanted Anders and Fenris for LI and hated the idea of having a dwarf romance.

Which is funny because those people tend to like him a lot now.


Ah I see, so you guys dealt with a lot of that too then early on. While you got that Merrill essentially got things like "She's a twelve year old!" constantly. It was a tad frustrating. 

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#1228
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Wow, why haven't I posted in here yet?

Anyway, my review of Varric is: Varric is the awesomest, handsomest, funniest, most charming-est dude in the history of EVER.

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LadyBlueSweetie

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Ah, finally registered my game so i can post in this thread. I see that I'm not the only one having trouble triggering the heart dialogue options with Varric. Any tips? I am determined to flirt with my favorite dwarf at any and every given opportunity, but my game is not permitting it. Oh, my poor lovestruck Hawke...

#1230
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Risax wrote...

Mary Kirby wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

He'll totally be a LI in every game from now one. DA3, ME3, TOR, Sonic Chronicles 2, Shattered Steel 2.

It'll be glorious.


Why confine his awesomeness to Bioware games? Varric can be a love interest in Plants vs. Zombies, Tetris, Robot Unicorn Attack, and Angry Birds! He can be a LI in games made in the past! How about Go? Or Scrabble? You're limiting him too much, Dave of Canada.

Why do I get the feeling that Varric will soon be worshipped like a god? Then his awesomeness will be spread all over the world.


Just don't make a lyrium idol in his likeness.

#1231
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Mary Kirby wrote...

Dave of Canada wrote...

He'll totally be a LI in every game from now one. DA3, ME3, TOR, Sonic Chronicles 2, Shattered Steel 2.

It'll be glorious.


Why confine his awesomeness to Bioware games? Varric can be a love interest in Plants vs. Zombies, Tetris, Robot Unicorn Attack, and Angry Birds! He can be a LI in games made in the past! How about Go? Or Scrabble? You're limiting him too much, Dave of Canada.


I'll help!
Diablo
Divine Divinity
TES: Morrowind
TES: Oblivion
Age of Empires
Age of Mythology

Did I miss anything..? :unsure:


Mary Kirby wrote...

aimo_ahmed wrote...

This song pretty much sums up my unrequited feelings for Varric ;A;


That is, quite possibly, the best song in all of history.


Is that the same singer/writer for Calibrations: A Love Song and the Grey Warden song?

I feel obligated to cover The Forest of Chest Hair since I already did the Calibrations song (kinda pitchy though...)

Also, welcome Mary to our new thread!:o

That song is 9001 kinds of epic guys...:wizard:

Has surpassed Garrus Vakarian yet..? That'll be a challenging feat... I think if they do battle, the world spontaneously explodes with pure awesome.

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Feel the MANLINESS!:wub:

#1232
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@sweetie (sorry for double posting) You CAN flirt with him but he rejects you...

#1233
LadyBlueSweetie

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Right. You can flirt with him if you get the heart options. They don't show up for me. Others have been having the same issue, it seems. I get hearts for all the other characters, including Varric's fellow non-romanceable NPC Aveline... but no hearts in Varric conversations. I'm wondering if it's a bug or if I did something wrong in my early conversations with him in Act 1.

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I was able to flirt with Varric once. Haven't seen the option come up since. If Hawke can't get in his pants, maybe my female dwarf warden will be able to if they ever cross paths.

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Fishmas1

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I've also been trying to flirt with Varric, but to no avail.

Sad face. :(

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to put thing in a happier mood, i have a fun idea. who thinks that Varric would make a good "Doctor Who" or at lest a companion?

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The only time I was able to get a flirt icon with Varric was when he turned on Hawke in the Fade and was apologetic in the follow-up conversation.

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aimo_ahmed wrote...

This song pretty much sums up my unrequited feelings for Varric ;A;



OH MAKER

;A;

It's just so glorious...

#1239
LadyBlueSweetie

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Gilsa wrote...

The only time I was able to get a flirt icon with Varric was when he turned on Hawke in the Fade and was apologetic in the follow-up conversation.


Oh interesting, Varric never turned on my Hawke in the Fade... I tried a variety of companion combinations, too, to test it out... I even just took Varric once and still he stayed loyal. I wonder if that's because I had him at 100% friendship by mid way through Act 1 or so. Possibly?

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Probably. He didn't turn on me, either. I had Fenris and Anders, too. The only one who turned was Fenris. His Rivalry wasn't high enough.

#1241
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Well, if there's just the one chance dependent on him turning on Hawke in the Fade, then I'm not too sad to have missed it. I'll take solid loyalty over one flirt line. It just seemed strange that there were no heart options for him because I flirted with Aveline a ton, especially while helping her get with Donnic... there must have been at least 10 heart options with her.

#1242
soignee

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I've had 3 flirt options with Varric so far in the game, and I used them alllllll <3

#1243
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I've actually yet to run into one. Perhaps it's because he's a bit horrified at who Margaret's fallen for.

#1244
LadyBlueSweetie

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Three flirt options! Oh, no! I hope casually romancing Isabela didn't preclude Varric flirt options for my Hawke. I'm not sure she could go Rivaini-free.

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@soignee POINT US TO THE FLIRT OPSHUNZ!!!

#1246
soignee

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acckkkk! I can't remember. My favourite so far has been something along the lines of "and not have my favourite dwarf by my side?" and I dawwww'd.

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Wait, that was a flirt option?

Guess I've had one after all.

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I think I've found two but the only one I remember definitively is in his apology if he betrays you in the Fade. I don't recall the actual line, though.

The chest hair banters between him and Isabela are <3

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Anarya wrote...

I think I've found two but the only one I remember definitively is in his apology if he betrays you in the Fade. I don't recall the actual line, though.

The chest hair banters between him and Isabela are <3


There's more than one! *squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

#1250
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btw, as an aside? everything predicted here, weirdly accurate in game. Mary must've hidden under her chair and adjusted the tinfoil hat for that... IN UR BRAIN STEALIN UR VARRIC