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Varric Tethras: Chest Hair & Dwarven Goodness 3.0 "Say Hello To Bianca!"


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Calla S

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Neesee wrote...
I took Varric with me one time I spoke to Merrill. I flirted with her and this pretty much how it went.

Hawke: That mirror isn't as pretty as you.
Merrill: I bet you tell Varric he's pretty a lot too.
Varric: She does. Too bad I'm not into humans.

Saddest flirt option ever... and I didn't save before it!!!

His reaction to Idunna says otherwise!

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Unless he's not into humans so much as into crazies. Or mages. /sideeyes Bethany

#1327
Herr Uhl

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She was working some DD mojo though.

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Herr Uhl wrote...
She was working some DD mojo though.

My Lady Hawke would like to have words with you.

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tmp7704 wrote...

leggywillow wrote...

:mellow:

Aw come on!  I'm trying so hard to work up to a Man Hawke playthrough, don't go reminding me of Vaughn again!

Oddly enough i never remember about it when i play. Maybe because the difference in appearance is just too large and it's not like Vaughan is very prominent in DAO, so there's limited exposure to him.


Haha, yeah. I thought it was going to be an issue for me, but Boulton is just great and while Vaughan was a... memorable character, I never went "OMG IT'S VAUGHAN" when I heard his voice coming from other characters. It helps that Hawke isn't all rapey and gross. So think of Arl Bryland or Ser Bryant instead :lol:

Also helps that I think Boulton's voice is swoon-worthy, so when he and Varric (or Fenris or Anders) are talking to each other I am just like "asjkdhjkashdsad <3"

Modifié par yukidama, 20 mars 2011 - 08:23 .


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Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Boulton voice so unbelievably good lsadjf;lasdf.

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Neesee wrote...

Hawke: That mirror isn't as pretty as you.
Merrill: I bet you tell Varric he's pretty a lot too.
Varric: She does. Too bad I'm not into humans.


What's that sound in the distance? Oh dear, is that...my heart, breaking? :crying:

*grumblegrumbleyou'llrealizetheerrorofyourwaysinfanongrumblegrumble*


Neways~, new fancomic with Varric in it called Most Wicked Grace:

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Full page here
As the thumbnail indicates, warning for the following:
-Almost male nudity, in human and dwarf flavours
-Cheeky juvenile humour
-Cardshark Isabela Evil Kitty Face
-And Man!Hawke/Fenris (because apparently some people can't even suffer implied man on man attraction >_>)


In other news, juggling some Hawkes in my subsequent playthrough; My bastard Hawke, Archer, racks so much Rivalry points left and right except for his baby sister and Fenris....it breaks my heart whenever Varric disapproves ;_;

Pseudocognition wrote...

Boulton voice so unbelievably good lsadjf;lasdf.


Unf, so true. I have a crush on my own PC ffs because of Boulton ;A;

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Pseudocognition wrote...

Boulton voice so unbelievably good lsadjf;lasdf.


Yup. I had a good feeling about him from as far back as the eurogamer demo but was blown away by quite how well he pulled off all three personality types. It isn't just that his voice can do witty or stern/agressive, his compassionate voice is almost perfect as well I found.

The highlight is bantering with Varric and Isabela though, the way he voices the humourous lines in those situations fits so well.

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aimo_ahmed wrote...
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rofl, not sure which is funnier, Merrill's expressions or Fenris' Posted Image

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aimo_ahmed wrote...

Neesee wrote...

Hawke: That mirror isn't as pretty as you.
Merrill: I bet you tell Varric he's pretty a lot too.
Varric: She does. Too bad I'm not into humans.


What's that sound in the distance? Oh dear, is that...my heart, breaking? :crying:
*grumblegrumbleyou'llrealizetheerrorofyourwaysinfanon[/b]grumblegrumble*[/i]

Neways~, new fancomic with Varric in it called Most Wicked Grace[/b]:
(snip)
Full page here
As the thumbnail indicates, warning for the following:[/b]
-Almost male nudity, in human and dwarf flavours
-Cheeky juvenile humour
-Cardshark Isabela Evil Kitty Face
-And Man!Hawke/Fenris (because apparently some people can't even suffer implied man on man attraction >_>)


In other news, juggling some Hawkes in my subsequent playthrough; My bastard Hawke, Archer, racks so much Rivalry points left and right except for his baby sister and Fenris....it breaks my heart whenever Varric disapproves ;_;

Pseudocognition wrote...

Boulton voice so unbelievably good lsadjf;lasdf.


Unf, so true. I have a crush on my own PC ffs because of Boulton ;A;


I LOOOOVE the comic xD Reading the comments people leave you is fun in a sorta sick way *pets aimo*

Also, my aggressive lady Hawke has been like, super gathering rivalry points with Varric (and everyone). Varric rivalry makes me sad, Varric has to be my bro in every game or I feel uneasy :unsure: I've set her aside for the moment so I can replay my main, it's kinda sad xD

Dude, I ended up with a bigger crush on my own Hawke than on any other character. Damn that voice askdjaskds.

Modifié par yukidama, 20 mars 2011 - 08:55 .


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Neesee wrote...

I took Varric with me one time I spoke to Merrill. I flirted with her and this pretty much how it went.

Hawke: That mirror isn't as pretty as you.
Merrill: I bet you tell Varric he's pretty a lot too.
Varric: She does. Too bad I'm not into humans.

Saddest flirt option ever... and I didn't save before it!!!


Well, let's see. We can still work with this. The whole unreliable narrator thing does leave a lot of wiggle room, I happen to think. It certainly could work within someone's fanfic that he's dropping the whole "not into humans" line in there for Cassandra's benefit. I mean, he is telling Hawke's story to the angry woman who's trying to find her in order to do Maker knows what with her. It wouldn't do at all to give the Chantry too much amunition, would it? He's trying to get himself let out of custody, not detained more permanently as a bargaining chip or whatever.

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I know this is blasphemy, but has anyone gone the rival route with Varric? Just wondering if he has better lines. And by better, I mean deliciously snarkier. =D

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I was able to find a save a bit before the scene I posted earlier!

Merrill (talking about the eluvian): It's beautiful, isn't it?
Hawke: You're much prettier.
Merrill: I'm sure you say that to Varric at least once a day.
Varric: Way more than once a day. She can barely keep her hands off me! Pity I'm not into humans.

I wonder if Varric is the only one who'll say something during that part...

#1338
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HAH. Haha. He's just sayin' it for the lulz. Right, Varric? The lulz!

:|

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Varric being savvy storyteller and all simply knows the forbidden fruit is the sweetest.

#1340
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Currently non-existant Adair Hawke wishes Varric's fruit wasn't forbidden. She's way too into Varric to actually romance anyone else.
Not that it'll stop her from flirting with everyone.

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He does lie a lot, guys, don't despair. Like in that banter with Aveline where she says something like "you say you don't like commitment, Varric, yet here you are six years later still at Hawke's side" and he goes "In case you haven't noticed, I lie a lot". Probably a mangled paraphrase but you get the idea. Oh Varric.

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 Oh Varric.

What did we do to deserve a character as cool as you?

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#1343
QwibQwib

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who wrote Varric? >.<

#1344
Anarya

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Mary Kirby did!

*tosses virtual peanut butter cups her way*

#1345
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Then I'll give her a biiiiiiiiiiiig awesome hug for writting the most sexy, sweet and funny dwarf. Actually I liked oghren

#1346
Anarya

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Oghren was Sheryl Chee's doing, as was Isabela.

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maybe Anders should keep better track of his cat

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DON'T HURT THE KITTYYYYYYY

#1349
Anarya

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Awwn Varric would never.

#1350
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Well, after completing two play-throughs of DA2, I'm firmly in the "OMG why isn't Varric a LI?!" camp. He's amazing. He's my only consistent party member, and he's entirely made of win (especially when in a party with Izzy).

Guess I'll go look through some Aimo fanart and sulk.