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Varric Tethras: Chest Hair & Dwarven Goodness 3.0 "Say Hello To Bianca!"


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#1376
Xewaka

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ladyofpayne wrote...
Varric the best character in game. <3Why Bio didn't make him LI!?:bandit:

Bioware can't write romance if one of the parts isn't absolutely broken.

#1377
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Thought I would pop in to say, just because I thought of it today, that Varric was ridiculously easy to get along with, which I loved. He was the only character I didn't have to worry about upsetting. I almost never got rivalry points from him, except for once.

During "Shepherding Wolves" when I agreed to escort the Saarebas I got +5 Rivalry from him. Now, I think it actually has something to do with simply agreeing to do the quest without prodding, because you get friendship points if you initially refuse, but agree later. However, when it happened I didn't know this, I had to sit in my chair for a moment, going "What the hell, Varric? All the **** I do and you take issue with this?"

My Hawke was a sarcastic, albeit nice, person so I wasn't doing anything too terrible the rest of the time, but I scratched my head at that one. :lol: Oh well. It was the only time he disapproved of me. We got along swimmingly otherwise.

P.S. Actually there was that time I gave the smugglers cargo (I can't remember the woman's name, the one who sponsors my entry into the city) to the Ferelden boy. He didn't like that. But I understand that one.

#1378
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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I love his mock Orlesian accent if you bring him to the De Launcet mansion. Makes me laugh hard.

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I *kind* of get why he's not a LI. All playable interests have to have some form of conflict where you need to make hard choices to keep them happy and thigh-sweaty. Varric is exactly how some of you put it, very easy to get along with. He's your go-to guy and all around chum. He doesn't like it when you're too honest or you give away money for nothing, but otherwise he's fairly hard to make angry.

That being said, I also agree with the statement that said all of the other guys are nobs. Bioware really needs to learn how to write men who aren't irritating. I sleep with Anders once, and the dude's all "I love you, can I move in now?". So I reloaded and broke it off before things could get out of hand. I don't feel like they let you get very emotionally invested before they let the characters get crazy needy.

In real life guys like these wouldn't get much from me, that's for sure. I, too, am a Varric kind of girl. Even Alistair from Origins had some seriously cringe-worthy lines.

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ladyofpayne

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Hey, sailors!
What about change Isabela in her sex scene on Varric?:o With male Hawke default?:o:O HMM?MMM?:whistle::wub:
 

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ladyofpayne

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And put video on youtube.

#1382
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@Sonya

Gettin' needy and creepy with Varric.

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Patriciachr34

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I think Varric just prefers dwarves. He made a comment last night that the only thing the Hanged Man was missing was some cute dwarven girls.

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Patriciachr34 wrote...

I think Varric just prefers dwarves. He made a comment last night that the only thing the Hanged Man was missing was some cute dwarven girls.

Where were the female dwarves in this game? I could've sworn someone had mentioned their new look, or something, but I don't recall ever actually SEEING any.  Did I just miss them? Image IPB

#1385
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Someone linked me to this.

...nothing more needs to be said.

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ahsjfhasklas;d;aslds LOL.

Now, if only I could do that with lady Hawke ;-; (As in, boobs on Varric, not creepy merging... well... ajdfhsjdf)

Modifié par yukidama, 22 mars 2011 - 07:23 .


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Pseudo...WIN...*splorts cola*

#1388
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Sexual voltron.

#1389
Pseudo the Mustachioed

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Can we link them a la Anders and Justice?

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Pseudocognition wrote...

Can we link them a la Anders and Justice?


It wouldn't be the first time Isabela had a dwarf in her.

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mellifera

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Varric should be in a dress, then.

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Tealsie wrote...

Patriciachr34 wrote...

I think Varric just prefers dwarves. He made a comment last night that the only thing the Hanged Man was missing was some cute dwarven girls.

Where were the female dwarves in this game? I could've sworn someone had mentioned their new look, or something, but I don't recall ever actually SEEING any.  Did I just miss them? Image IPB

No, that was just me being stupidly excited about an interview where the dwarven girls were described as roller-derby types in the racial concept art and I wanted to see their new interpretation in-game. Turns out they're not in DA2 at all. Not something I'll pout over, but I do wish I had known ahead of time like we did with qunari females. It was disappointing to find out the hard way. ;)

Modifié par Gilsa, 22 mars 2011 - 09:15 .


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Pseudocognition wrote...

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Someone linked me to this.

...nothing more needs to be said.


I think that's how I picture happiness.

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Tealsie wrote...

Patriciachr34 wrote...

I think Varric just prefers dwarves. He made a comment last night that the only thing the Hanged Man was missing was some cute dwarven girls.

Where were the female dwarves in this game? I could've sworn someone had mentioned their new look, or something, but I don't recall ever actually SEEING any.  Did I just miss them? Image IPB


I think like the female Qunari they were designed but not put into the final game. At least I don't remember seeing anyway. Needless to say it's possibly my biggest complaint with DA2. >.>

Even the father of the two Dwarf boys from Fools Gold was a widow with an Elven servant taking the role. I'm guessing female Dwarves were another victim of the development time?

I miss Sigrun.

Modifié par Apollo Starflare, 22 mars 2011 - 09:50 .


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yukidama wrote...

Varric should be in a dress, then.

ANd have a wig, can't forget the wig.

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Has anyone else played cutscenes with NPCs walking into them randomly? Well, this just happened...

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A second ago he was turned around and Norah was pressing into his back.

Juxtaposition FTW.

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Apollo Starflare wrote...

I miss Sigrun.

 
Me too... :crying:

Seriously though, if the surface dwarves could breed more dwarves, where are all the DWARF BABES??!

sleepingbelow wrote...

@Sonya

Gettin' needy and creepy with Varric.

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:D

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Ah Varric I love that smooth talking story telling crossbow weilding dwarf!

Am I the only one that was creeped out when he started falling under the idol's... influence in Bertrand's mansion?

#1399
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Varric's FB added to OP.

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Cypher0020 wrote...
Ah Varric I love that smooth talking story telling crossbow weilding dwarf!
Am I the only one that was creeped out when he started falling under the idol's... influence in Bertrand's mansion?

My genre savvyness kicked in the moment he started listening to the voice. Everybody knows what must be done in these situations.