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Varric Tethras: Chest Hair & Dwarven Goodness 3.0 "Say Hello To Bianca!"


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#1476
JediHealerCosmin

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Lol, that's pure genius XD 

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Luridel

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DoNotIngest wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

@Gilsa /offtopic Is that Sigrun's helmet your PC in the avatar wearing? I love Sigrun. If my Brosca had a choice to join the Legion instead of the Wardens, she'd gladly "die" with Sigrun in the Deep Roads. Oh well, Galadriel Brosca left for Antiva, to kick her elven lover's ass XD

@Xbeth *SQUEE*

My sis found THIS image macro.
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Best. Thing. Ever.


Whoa, that's -spreading-? Wow. I was the one who wrote that originally. Somebody awesome who I don't know made it into a .gif. <3

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TriviaAeducan wrote...

@Gilsa /offtopic Is that Sigrun's helmet your PC in the avatar wearing? I love Sigrun. If my Brosca had a choice to join the Legion instead of the Wardens, she'd gladly "die" with Sigrun in the Deep Roads. Oh well, Galadriel Brosca left for Antiva, to kick her elven lover's ass XD

@Xbeth *SQUEE*

My sis found THIS image macro.
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Wow. Someone spent a lot of time on that, lol. And it was someone who isn't from this thread? Even more impressive. Can we honestly say that Varric is the most popular character from Dragon Age 2? I think we can.


And, it makes me excited for DA3. Who's excited for DA3??

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TriviaAeducan wrote...

@Gilsa /offtopic Is that Sigrun's helmet your PC in the avatar wearing? I love Sigrun. If my Brosca had a choice to join the Legion instead of the Wardens, she'd gladly "die" with Sigrun in the Deep Roads. Oh well, Galadriel Brosca left for Antiva, to kick her elven lover's ass XD

@Xbeth *SQUEE*

My sis found THIS image macro.
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Sweet Andraste, this gif is made of win!

Great idea you got there, forcythera.


Here's a DA3 dwarf poll from yesterday.

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XBeth wrote...
Here's a DA3 dwarf poll from yesterday.


That's awesome. At time of typing, 39 votes for a dwarf (male/female/either) over 20 votes of NO.

Can we have this on the OP as well?

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Oooh me! Me me me! I'm excited for DA3! More Varric and Cassie? Yes please!

If this series stops at 2 I will cry into my Varric pillow

Modifié par Anarya, 27 mars 2011 - 01:08 .


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GameBoyish

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I want to see Cassandra and Varric party banter...

And I bet she uses a TH sword like Ser Cauthrien!

#1483
Arppis

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I wish Hawke would have chest hair too.

#1484
LadyBlueSweetie

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I was playing DA2 till late last night. When I went to bed I had a dream in which me, my husband, and Varric were fighting, killing, and running from zombies. It was... really bizarre. But also sort of awesome.

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sweetie wrote...
I was playing DA2 till late last night. When I went to bed I had a dream in which me, my husband, and Varric were fighting, killing, and running from zombies. It was... really bizarre. But also sort of awesome.

Left for Dead, Varric edition.

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Xewaka wrote...

sweetie wrote...
I was playing DA2 till late last night. When I went to bed I had a dream in which me, my husband, and Varric were fighting, killing, and running from zombies. It was... really bizarre. But also sort of awesome.

Left for Dead, Varric edition.


It was absolutely like that. Terrifying and hilarious all at once.

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Arppis wrote...

I wish Hawke would have chest hair too.


I recall seeing an old pic of shirtless Hawke with mild specks of chest hair. But it seems somebody waxed him. That meant ONLY Varric had the Carpet of Virility. Not that I'm complaining...;)

Modifié par TriviaAeducan, 27 mars 2011 - 04:00 .


#1488
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They must have had severely limited chest hair resources and Varric managed to talk his way into having all of them reserved for himself.

Modifié par Pseudocognition, 27 mars 2011 - 04:23 .


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Thandal N'Lyman

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Arppis wrote...

I wish Hawke would have chest hair too.

LadyHawke Disapproves [+50 Rivalry]

Modifié par Thandal NLyman, 28 mars 2011 - 03:24 .


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Did anyone else laugh at the option to have Varric kill the demon if you help the Hunger Demon in the Deep Roads?

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thesuperdarkone wrote...

Did anyone else laugh at the option to have Varric kill the demon if you help the Hunger Demon in the Deep Roads?


I don't remember that being an option... of course, I don't usually deal with the hunger demon...

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"Andraste's sanctified axx! Why would anyone make the ground vertical." Yet another amazing Varric quote. Take him to Sunder Mount for Merril's qust in Act 1.

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Patriciachr34 wrote...

"Andraste's sanctified axx! Why would anyone make the ground vertical." Yet another amazing Varric quote. Take him to Sunder Mount for Merril's qust in Act 1.


And Merrill's bugged Act 3 quest.

(paraphrased)

Merrill: Think of the stories you could tell.
Varric: I'd rather not tell about how we murdered you on some mountaintop. It's hard to make that sound good.

#1494
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Pseudocognition wrote...

They must have had severely limited chest hair resources and Varric managed to talk his way into having all of them reserved for himself.

I bow before his powers of persuation.

The 'vertical' line is one of my favorite (well, most are, the others I 'just' like).
I also love what he says after spotting a trap:
"Now that's just rude. What are they trying to do, ruin my boots?"

Or in the Bone Pit:
"When I tell the tale of slaying these dragons, I'll make them three times taller."
or "This place gives me the creeps. It's probably the name. They should call it "the pie fields". Everyone likes pie."


Edit: And are all the Varric banners on the first page available to anyone? Probably a silly question but I wouldn't want to 'steal' anything. :P

Modifié par XBeth, 28 mars 2011 - 05:09 .


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MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...

I want to start a rumor because David's answer to making Hawke's mum a perma-kill made me laugh.

Play-testers always chose Varric. That's why they made him un-romancible..



That makes a lot of sense. Pretty much everyone I know would romance Varric if they could.

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XBeth wrote...
Edit: And are all the Varric banners on the first page available to anyone? Probably a silly question but I wouldn't want to 'steal' anything. :P


Yeah, they are there for you loving fans to spread the LOVE!

There's even more listed here ==> CLICK ME!

Some old and some new ;)

Have fun!

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Inujade wrote...

MelfinaofOutlawStar wrote...
I want to start a rumor because David's answer to making Hawke's mum a perma-kill made me laugh.
Play-testers always chose Varric. That's why they made him un-romancible..

That makes a lot of sense. Pretty much everyone I know would romance Varric if they could.

Bioware can't handle a romance where the NPC party isn't f***ed up in the head somehow. Since Varric is probably the most stable companion ever, they were at a loss on how to do it.

I guess Gaider went something like: "A healthy relationship? With a dorf? In my game? INCONCEIVABLE!"

Varric has probably turned to be the most popular character amongst both users and critics. That's something to be considered.

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jackkel dragon wrote...

And Merrill's bugged Act 3 quest.

(paraphrased)

Merrill: Think of the stories you could tell.
Varric: I'd rather not tell about how we murdered you on some mountaintop. It's hard to make that sound good.

It's twice as awesome if he does it while casually gunning down nameless horrors.

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... okay, named horrors. Still, point stands.

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^awesomesauce.

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XBeth wrote...
I also love what he says after spotting a trap:
"Now that's just rude. What are they trying to do, ruin my boots?"


Oh, yes, I appreciate all the things he says when spotting a trap. I played 2 rogue Hawkes first so they always took care of traps and the like. Now I'm on to a mage. So I finally get to appreciate Varric's running commentary for traps and locked items. He has one particularly hilarious line if you want him to open a door or chest and he's not skilled enough to unlock it yet. 

It goes something like "You want me to do what? I could never do such a thing."

Does anyone know the exact quote?

Modifié par sweetie, 28 mars 2011 - 04:36 .