Varric Tethras: Chest Hair & Dwarven Goodness 3.0 "Say Hello To Bianca!"
#1501
Posté 28 mars 2011 - 05:32
#1502
Posté 28 mars 2011 - 05:42
T3hAnubis wrote...
I found this Aveline & Varric comic hilarious: http://fc05.devianta...mas-d37ltu3.jpg
I remember that one.
The expressions are priceless.
#1503
Posté 28 mars 2011 - 05:43
#1504
Posté 28 mars 2011 - 07:04
Thanks! I haven't checked all the topic in the Hideout yetTriviaAeducan wrote...
Yeah, they are there for you loving fans to spread the LOVE!
There's even more listed here ==> CLICK ME!
Some old and some new
Have fun!
And a big thank you to Gilsa for the banners!
@sweetie:
I believe it's "You want me to do what? I don't think so."
I also played as rogue first, but when I realized Varric said cool things even while doing his rogue thingy, I let him do it instead of Hawk. I only didn't have the heart to let him die, but I heard he has some funny comments even then.
Anyhow, I found a new excuse not to do my school today. I'm not very good with PS but I gave it a try:



#1505
Posté 28 mars 2011 - 07:10
I love this one. Even remembered it during the game - poor Aveline, lolT3hAnubis wrote...
I found this Aveline & Varric comic hilarious: http://fc05.devianta...mas-d37ltu3.jpg
Yes, it is:silver-crescent wrote...
I read that male Hawke gets a chance to flirt with Varric. Is it true? I never noticed it.

I only found one flirt option. It was during Varric's apology in case he betrayed you in the Fade.
#1506
Posté 28 mars 2011 - 07:33
XBeth wrote...
@sweetie:
I believe it's "You want me to do what? I don't think so."
I also played as rogue first, but when I realized Varric said cool things even while doing his rogue thingy, I let him do it instead of Hawk. I only didn't have the heart to let him die, but I heard he has some funny comments even then.
Yeah, I guess it's not so much the words themselves as the tone of voice used on delivery.
He makes it sound as if you've requested something that he's just too much of a gentleman (in public) to follow through on (in public). And if I had my way, my Hawke would be asking him to do those sorts of things to her on a regular basis.
#1507
Posté 28 mars 2011 - 07:45
#1508
Posté 28 mars 2011 - 08:32
Aww, I need to hear that! I'll have to let my bastard!Hawke let him get injured *sniff*
@sweetie
I totally hear ya.. Well, at least there's still friend-fiction. Until ME3, hopefully.
I just remembered a conversation between some men in the Hanged Man, which made me curious.
"So he comes down wearing nothing but his boots. We have a few drinks and everyone's laughing at him, but he doesn't care..."
"He was naked?"
"'Just airing things out,' he said."
I don't want to read too much into this, but really. Who are they talking about? Could it be... No, can't.. go.. there. I'll better go take a cold shower.
#1509
Posté 28 mars 2011 - 08:42
XBeth wrote...
I just remembered a conversation between some men in the Hanged Man, which made me curious.
"So he comes down wearing nothing but his boots. We have a few drinks and everyone's laughing at him, but he doesn't care..."
"He was naked?"
"'Just airing things out,' he said."
I don't want to read too much into this, but really. Who are they talking about? Could it be... No, can't.. go.. there. I'll better go take a cold shower.
Not convinced Varric would do such a thing, but if he did he certainly wouldn't care who was laughing.
My favorite random conversation snippet at The Hanged Man is actually something Varric says to Hawke if you click his conversation icon for random dialogue: "My palatial suite at The Hanged Man is your palatial suite at The Hanged Man, Hawke. Make yourself at home." That's one I would definitely like to read into...
And yes, friend-fiction will have to suffice.
#1510
Posté 28 mars 2011 - 09:03
#1511
Posté 28 mars 2011 - 09:05
jackkel dragon wrote...
I missed most of the conversation, but the "Talkative Man" in the Hanged Man will talk to Varric if he's not in the active party, and Varric confuses the guy by talking in circles.
In that case, I guess I'll have to let Varric off leash for a while when my Hawke is there. I don't think I've ever yet let Varric leave the active party.
#1512
Posté 28 mars 2011 - 09:53
Here's one example of the same conversation taking on a different tone. (This comes up after you complete his personal quest in Act 2.)
"A Story Being Told" (Friendship)
Varric: "You have got to hear this, Hawke."
Varric: "There's this tale making the rounds ..."
Varric: "They're saying you single-handedly fought off a pirate invasion, at midnight, on the sacred ground of the chantry."
[Is that all?] Hawke: "Don't the stories mention my stunning good looks? What about my cunning wit?"
Varric: "No, they skip straight to the part about the loveable dwarf with the gorgeous crossbow and the heart of gold."
Varric: "I try to steer them straight, but you know how stories go."
Varric: "Just ... don't be surprised if people seem in awe."
[You're too kind] Hawke: "I guess awe works. A little reverence wouldn't hurt, though."
Varric: "You're beautiful, deadly, and hang out with fantastic dwarves. It would be a crime if people didn't talk about you."
Varric: "Anyway, I'll quit exaggerating before it goes to your head."
"A Rumor Making the Rounds" (Rivalry)
Varric: "They're saying that you and a band of pirates tried to burn the Chantry down in the middle of the night."
[Is that the best you can do?] Hawke: "That is a sorry mess of cliches. So much for the great storyteller."
Varric: "Oh, that's not my work. I'm shocked you can't recognize the difference, Hawke."
Varric: "I don't have to make up s*** about you. The truth is much more entertaining. Not to mention incriminating."
Varric: "I'm not spreading rumors. I'm just telling you which way the wind is blowing."
[You're too kind] Hawke: "It fills my heart with joy to know you're not telling people I'm sleeping with an ogre."
Varric: "Blondie is hardly an ogre! He's too puny."
Varric: "Anyway, all I'm saying is, don't be surprised if people look a little nervous around you."
Varric: "It's just the way the wind is blowing. I'll keep an ear to the ground and let you know if it turns ugly."
#1513
Posté 28 mars 2011 - 10:59
#1514
Posté 29 mars 2011 - 12:32

#1515
Posté 29 mars 2011 - 12:34
jackkel dragon wrote...
Thought I'd share.
Arrow-Tag!
#1516
Posté 29 mars 2011 - 12:34
Gilsa wrote...
Varric: "They're saying that you and a band of pirates tried to burn the Chantry down in the middle of the night."
[Is that the best you can do?] Hawke: "That is a sorry mess of cliches. So much for the great storyteller."
Hehe. Heheheheheh. Little do they know...
#1517
Posté 29 mars 2011 - 01:49
#1518
Posté 29 mars 2011 - 07:05
XBeth wrote...
Thanks! I haven't checked all the topic in the Hideout yetTriviaAeducan wrote...
Yeah, they are there for you loving fans to spread the LOVE!
There's even more listed here ==> CLICK ME!
Some old and some new
Have fun!
And a big thank you to Gilsa for the banners!
@sweetie:
I believe it's "You want me to do what? I don't think so."
I also played as rogue first, but when I realized Varric said cool things even while doing his rogue thingy, I let him do it instead of Hawk. I only didn't have the heart to let him die, but I heard he has some funny comments even then.
Anyhow, I found a new excuse not to do my school today. I'm not very good with PS but I gave it a try:
OMG which to choose??? Btw, can you repost them in the Varric Group..?
#1519
Posté 29 mars 2011 - 08:59
Mary Kirby wrote...
Why confine his awesomeness to Bioware games? Varric can be a love interest in Plants vs. Zombies, Tetris, Robot Unicorn Attack, and Angry Birds! He can be a LI in games made in the past! How about Go? Or Scrabble? You're limiting him too much, Dave of Canada.
Like me, Angry Birds comes from Finland, which is a tiny country where everybody knows each other. I will make this my personal mission, to make sure Angry Birds team will hear our plea for Varric romance. It should be done. It would be glorious.
#1520
Posté 29 mars 2011 - 09:45
XBeth wrote...
I love this one. Even remembered it during the game - poor Aveline, lolT3hAnubis wrote...
I found this Aveline & Varric comic hilarious: http://fc05.devianta...mas-d37ltu3.jpgYes, it is:silver-crescent wrote...
I read that male Hawke gets a chance to flirt with Varric. Is it true? I never noticed it.
I only found one flirt option. It was during Varric's apology in case he betrayed you in the Fade.
I know female Hawke can, but I meant male Hawke.
#1521
Posté 29 mars 2011 - 10:21
Anyway I popped in to share this:

So dramatic.
#1522
Posté 29 mars 2011 - 02:52
Oh and look what I found! (relevance due to Varric's face)
#1523
Posté 29 mars 2011 - 03:50
Inzhuna wrote...
Anyway I popped in to share this:
So dramatic.
That's definitely a story that starts "No shit, there I was..."
Modifié par sweetie, 29 mars 2011 - 04:14 .
#1524
Posté 29 mars 2011 - 04:27
Any suggestions on what questions to ask..?
I think it needs at least 8 questions.
e.g (subject to change)
1) Friendship? Rivalry? Or neutral..?
2) What do you think is Varric's best physical feature?
3) What do you best like about Varric?
4) Which companion do you like Varric to banter with?
5) What do you think is Bianca's tale?
6) Best Varric moment(s).
7) Draw Varric having a blast.
8) Varric in future games..? What's in the cards..?
#1525
Posté 29 mars 2011 - 05:32
edit: by the way, is there anywhere where all the Varric banners are collected? Can't find any in the OP.
Modifié par Inzhuna, 29 mars 2011 - 05:34 .





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