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[Fraevar]

That is just so epic it should be illegal!

[LadyBlueSweetie]

Hmm, I wonder who's looking after Bianca while this particular pairing is going on? (And by what playful elision can it be called-- Varrawke, Hawthras, Thethrawke or maybe just a Tethromance-- surely, someone has figured this out already?)

[aimo_ahmed]

So based on these screenies, apparently in dwarven/human relashuns boobie-smooshing is equivalent to passionate kissing.

The more you know~!

[Herr Uhl]

aimo_ahmed wrote...

So based on these screenies, apparently in dwarven/human relashuns boobie-smooshing is equivalent to passionate kissing.

The more you know~!

It is made easier if the human is a female.

[XBeth]

Merllle wrote...

MengDe is Shy, part II: The Return of Varric - Now in 3D!

So, MengDe has been at it again and she's still too shy to post it herself. But this time, she doesn't bring naked Varric in an apron, oh no. She's found a new way to play and she decided to swap characters in game. That includes in-game cutscenes. Which includes hot romance cutscenes. Which, now, may include Varric.

Of course, swapping characters with drastically different body models, usually turns out in fail but... I'll let you decide for yourselves how win this particular fail is

There are spoilers for Fenris in the subtitles because this particular scene was taken from the Fenris romance. Nevermind them or don't read them at all.

Preview


Follow the rest!

1 (peek-a-Varric)

2

3

4 (NSFW)

5 (NSFW)

Let's just say that Varric is JUST the right height... LIKE A BAS!~

If you want to have a go at the fun yourselves, MengDe wrote a very comprehensive guide at character tweaking at her LJ, HERE.


EDIT 1: Now with more Anders (still NSFW)!<3

Andraste's dimpled buttcheeks!  May I worship you now? I need to try it ASAP. Thanks for the guide!
No. 5.. oh my.. *fans herself*

sweetie wrote...

Hmm, I wonder who's looking after Bianca
while this particular pairing is going on? (And by what playful elision
can it be called-- Varrawke, Hawthras, Thethrawke or maybe just a
Tethromance-- surely, someone has figured this out already?)

I agree, we should definitely come up with a name for the Varric/Hawk romance. Just for the lulz
What do you think about Hawrric? But I like Varrawke too.

[namedforthemoon]

So does that mean that Fenris' voice is coming out of Varric? That's creepy.

Funnily enough, I'm totally cool with Varric just being the best friend. Even if he is totally sexy. But he's only got eyes for Bianca. And possibly that girl that Bianca is named after. You notice Varric doesn't really like talking about his past, for some reason. His mother's a drunk, his brother is a traitor... He's not proud of his family. I wonder if more will come out about him in DA3. Or an expansion.

[jackkel dragon]

This may be a bit late after the Varris (Varric as Fenris) romance pics, but I finally wrote a Varric fanfic that I promised once: Friendly Fire.

It's got some language, but most of it was actually adapted from Varric's own lines so I think it should be fine for Varric fans.

Edit: As a follow-up to knockout quotes, the controlled character seems to shout out if someone else falls (as someone mentioned earlier), but it's got like a 10-second delay. When I was controlling Hawke and Varric got 1-hit KO'd, all of the sudden I hear "They got Varric! Bastards!"

Modifié par jackkel dragon, 30 mars 2011 - 09:17 .

[Patriciachr34]

Wow! Just Wow! Those Varric screenies are...interesting. I have to go with Named on this one though. I am very happy with the good friend that is Varric. The relationship is surprisingly satisfying.

[Merllle]

XBeth wrote...
Andraste's dimpled buttcheeks!  May I worship you now? I need to try it ASAP. Thanks for the guide!
No. 5.. oh my.. *fans herself*

Just to get it straight, I didn't do this. MengDe did. She also isn't some crazy split of my personality, she's the real deal, who's just to shy to post - and I couldn't let this go unposted, could I?


EDIT: Now with moar M!Hawke!

Modifié par Merllle, 30 mars 2011 - 09:26 .

[LadyBlueSweetie]

@XBeth - I'm more partial to Varrawke than Hawrric... but, um, maybe there needs to be a poll...

@namedforthemoon - I get the desire for Varric to stay as just the best friend. But I'm pretty partial to the solid best friend turns into love interest trope... Especially since I was not at all interested in any of the male LIs in DA2. And yes, totally curious about the Bianca story, but also love that it's an untellable tale. Makes me think it's either a very important and probably sad one or a completely unimportant one...

[MelfinaofOutlawStar]

Just drew up this. Noticed no one had done one for non-love interest Varric. Thank you KB for your material.

[Torax]

That should be an addon named Motorboat.

[GameBoyish]

XBeth wrote...

Also, I know it's probably been mentioned before, but it won't hurt if I re-post the epic song. After all, there might be some newcomers (like me) who don't know about it.

Forest of Chest Hair - Varric's unofficial song

Personally, I need to listen to it at least 4 times a day, even on my ipod.
I would like to know who created it. Is it someone from this forum?

Yeah it's been posted before and Mary Kirby approved XD

The writer contacted me on devART when I posted a blog post about the song ^^

aimo_ahmed wrote...

So based on these screenies, apparently in dwarven/human relashuns boobie-smooshing is equivalent to passionate kissing.

The more you know~!

I was lol'ing at the pics but it's pretty cute actually. I think animations shouldn't be a big issue for them in the future... Hawke can bend on one knee or just sit down. Or lie down...

Oh and Xbeth?

MOAR Brian Bloom movies/shows/games/etc listed here XD His voice...

His eyes...

DAT chesthair...


:wub:

UPDATE:
MOAR "Varric"

Modifié par TriviaAeducan, 31 mars 2011 - 01:19 .

[Sirtir]

TriviaAeducan wrote...

Also, slightly NSFW image...

this is me when I saw the pic==>

Oh my... is it really hot in here, or is it just me?

[GameBoyish]

Quite a good and sweet Varric/F!Hawke fanfic...

[XBeth]

Thanks for the funny fic @jackkel dragon. Poor Varric, hopefully it grows back soon^_^

@Merllle
Oops, my bad. I was too excited about the pics and missed that detail. I send my thanks to her as well!
And M!Hawk looks as though he was consoling Varric, quite impatiently. 

@sweetie
We could do that, but no one else seems to support that idea.
And relationships with roots in friendship are one of the greatest imo. Hence I can totally imagine a 'happily ever after' for Varric and Hawk. (a hopeless shipper speaks out)

@TriviaAeducan
oh my gawd.. seriously?
Brian and Varric were made for each other. I mean, the chest hair alone speaks volumes
I didn't know he was this... this
Dammit, we should be allowed to at least undress out companions if we can't change their clothes!!
And thx for the ff tip, I'll get to it later.

I recommend Happily Ever After With Goats.. cute, and Varric and goats are priceless

[Elrena]

I've been staying away from the forums, as I still haven't finished my first playthrough due to limited playtime. I'm in act three now though and I figured if there was one safe and relatively spoiler free haven on the forums, it would be here, in the hairy bosum of our beloved Varric.
As I waited to get the game installed, I did have a flash of worry in regards to our dwarf. I remembered the comment that one of the devs had found a companion to be so much more of a jerk than they'd imagined and I panicked.
Varric showed me the error of my ways, as per usual. I think I fell in love with him the moment he saved my coin purse My sarcastic red-headed Hawke meshed with him so awesomely, it was like they'd known each other for years from the moment they met! I was SO disappointed by the lack of romance, but gratified beyond measure when I put Isabela in my party and she started to swoon over his chesthair. The torch was raised, and acknowledged!
I've ended up with Anders so far, because I think that Fenris is a jerk. (Damn mage hater. I WUV mages!)
I've missed this forum, so, so much. None of my local DA2 playing friends get why I love our dwarf so much
/end rant.

[GameBoyish]

@Elrena I missed you!!!!!!!!!!!! And we shall fight for Varric-mance I swear. Oh but many of us are quite content with Varric as a bro. But I want MOAR. It doesn't have to be a sexual thing! I mean, it could be like Sebastian's romance, with more kissing, hand-holding and hugging. XP

@XBeth Thanks for the recommendation! Will be reading ASAP! Brian Bloom is GORGEOUS. And DAT VOICE!

[GameBoyish]

XBeth wrote...
@TriviaAeducan
oh my gawd.. seriously?
Brian and Varric were made for each other. I mean, the chest hair alone speaks volumes
I didn't know he was this... this
Dammit, we should be allowed to at least undress out companions if we can't change their clothes!!
And thx for the ff tip, I'll get to it later.

I recommend Happily Ever After With Goats.. cute, and Varric and goats are priceless

That fanfic It's so adorable!!! Great read!<3<3<3

[XBeth]

Heya Elrena. Nah, they probably all love Varric, they're just too shy to admit it. Or maybe they're scared Bianca would get jealous.

@TriviaAeducan
Right? I vote for the same ending for DA3. I hope there will be much more Varric fanfiction in future. There is also a site for a more, ehm, adult rated ff, but I probably shouldn't post it here.
I could PM you the link though if you'd like.

Anyway...
followed MengDe's guide and swapped Anders for Varric in the romance scene. You can watch it here:


Sorry for the sound quality, Fraps must hate me...

[Mary Kirby]

Here, since I think it's not getting posted anywhere else, is the short story I wrote for Varric ages ago.

Bluffing

The Hanged Man: Loud, stinks of spilled ale, burned meat, and at any hour of the day is full of honest people doing desperate, crazy, or embarrassing things they won't remember in the morning.

My favorite place in the world.

Gallard rubs his ear and glares at me over his cards. “Well, are you in, or not?” Poor elf's lost four sovereigns so far, and the night's not looking up for him. He shifts in his chair.

“I'm in.” I toss another silver onto the pile. “Ser Thrask?” The templar is staring at his hand as if Blessed Andraste might be appearing to him. She could be, for all I know. He's had three pints, and he's swaying slightly.

At the sound of his name, Thrask looks up from his cards and squints at me. “You're bluffing. You can't fool me, dwarf.”

“The last three hands beg to differ,” Gallard mutters, still rubbing his ear. He's got a notch taken out of it -- got off lucky in a Darktown knife fight a few years back, and he can't keep his hands off the scar when he's nervous. “If you're calling, call. Don't just make eyes at him.”

“Well, can you blame him? I am awfully pretty.” I brush some imaginary dust from my coat. Gallard struggles not to laugh and succeeds when the tavern door opens.

“Varric Tethras? Has anybody seen Varric Tethras?” The messenger is in Merchant Guild livery. It's not so much a specific uniform as a visible aura of self-importance. He doesn't come more than two steps inside, possibly for fear of being attacked or, more likely, because he doesn't want to get any Lowtown on his clothes.

“Never heard of him.” Comes the chorus from around the room. The messenger stands by the doorway for another heartbeat, squinting into the dark tavern, then turns on his heel and leaves.

“Well, ser knight?” I break out my most charming smile for Thrask, who responds by downing the remaining ale in his tankard.

The templar nods. “I'll see that silver, and raise you another.”

“I'm out.” Gallard sighs. “And you, ser, are crazier than a bag of wolverines.”

“I'm in.” I smile again and gesture for the waitress.

“So now I've lost four and a half sovereigns to you, Varric, I want to know: What's this story about your brother going into the Deep Roads?” Gallard leans forward, and his eyes catch the light like a cat's.

“It's not much of a tale yet. I'll have to wait and tell it to you after we get back.” The waitress brings me a glass of wine, which I make a great show of sniffing. The Hanged Man's wine cellar is terrible. I don't actually drink anything here. I order wine because it makes people in taverns nervous if you spend all night talking to them and you never have a glass in your hand.

“No one comes back from the Deep Roads.” Thrask mutters. He actually does drink here. If I had his job, I'd probably drink more, too.
“Four-fingered Eddie is giving this expedition of Bartrand's fifteen-to-one odds against, Varric.” Gallard shakes his head. Trust the Coterie to run the numbers on my life expectancy. I just smile and shake my head.

The tavern door slams open and another messenger appears. “Varric Tethras? I need to find Varric Tethras. It's an urgent matter of business.”

“Never heard of him.”

The second messenger disappears.

The templar scowls. “You're going to get killed down there. I've heard the Fereldan refugees talking. Twisted monsters that live in the dark.”

The elf nods, rubbing his notched ear. “Honestly, Varric. Let Bartrand go by himself.”

I shake my head again. “Thrask, are you in?”

“I call.” Thrask lays his cards on the table and sits back, waiting.

“Four knights.” I smile, gathering up my winnings. “I wouldn't take that bet, Gallard. I'm not always bluffing, you know.”

[Saile]

.........now I wish he was an LI even more. ;_;

[Rinji the Bearded]

I wish I knew more about Thrask and the other nice Templars of Kirkwall...

[LadyBlueSweetie]

...insert shameless Mary Kirby ass kissing here...

That's so great.

[Merllle]

And the tweaking continues!! Now MengDe found a way of messing with the subtitles.

Bianca does not approve of my obsession with you. She believes you're a distraction.

The potential... The. Potential.

Modifié par Merllle, 31 mars 2011 - 06:19 .