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Varric Tethras: Chest Hair & Dwarven Goodness 3.0 "Say Hello To Bianca!"


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#1626
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Turnip the Scintillating wrote...

So, what's your favorite Varric ability?

the Rhyming Triplet upgraded to five shots and combined with passive ability to score automatic critical hits on stunned targets.

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Oh that was such a nice story, thanks so much for posting it here, Mary! Although the bit about Varric not drinking anything in the Hanged Man totally ruined my fanfic XD

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FINALLY I got to play DA2 ><"

Where the hell is Bartrand anyways..?

EDIT: Did I mention Varric charmed Moesha Hawke's pants off..? Cuz he totally did...:wub:

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I dunno if anyone brought it up, but having Varric along when you go to question Dulci de Launcet about her son leads to a priceless Varric-moment at the end of the conversation. I love that dwarf.

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Ah, Varric thread, I have missed you for so long! Been sort of.. hesitant about the DA2 forums given the reception the game received just after release and have been a bit scared to post in here again. So many new faces, so much more dwarven love!

Oh, is there a list of all the Varric signature banners some where? I need one that fits better with my signature (and I don't think everyone gets "the stone heartbreaker" reference).

I'm working on my second playthrough currently but have enjoyed the dwarf with the golden chest hair far more than I ought to (why is he not romanceable!). I doubt I will ever bring myself to see what he says on rivalry, it's too easy to win him over. My favourite line so far has been the one where he mocks the Orlesians in their own home. Ah, good times, good times.

Stay classy, Varric and fans of Varric (did anyone else think some of the Isabela-Varric banter was inspired by this thread?).

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Understandable Leonia, I was hesitant in posting around here again as well. To be honest I've almost given up on actually browing the forum for threads to post in, so full of daft threads as it is. I just keep my eye on my news feed for anything that actually looks interesting heh. This thread is and always has been one of the islands of calm in the ocean of madness though.

I think all the banners are in the OP (with some new ones a few pages back, I'll get the link for you to those). Some of them just don't have the [img] tags in place, but it doesn't take too long to find them as most are labelled as banners.

I doubt I'll ever take his rivalry path as well, he's just too much fun to get along with. If there was a bigger (and more) crisis point(s) for him then maybe I would try it out, but as it is his crisis point comes so late on I'm usually already full friendship with him. Not sure about the Bartrand confrontation, even by then he's usually mostly friendship.

I love the dialogue he has in that Orlesian house as well, classic Varric. I thought the exact same thing as you about the Isabela/Varric dialogue, plus I seem to remember there was some other banter I thought might have been community inspired as well but can't remember which now.

Is there a Varric banner saying 'Stay classy'? :D

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@leonia42 Here are the banners ^^
http://social.biowar.../10110/1672892/

Aveline, Isabela and Varric are all funny with the orlesians XD

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 Just stopping by the thread to pimp out my Varric fic. Seems like you good folk would be interested in it.

Varric sexy times

 I don't write fics much but it is a fun enough naughty frolic with Varric  <3 (and that is what counts, right?)

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Y'know it would be hilarious if the love of Varric players have shown (generally) will net us customisable chest hair for DA3. One can dream, right?

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I love taking Varric along on the "Long Road" quest, "Let me draw you a picture of where she wants you to touch her." Priceless!

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I wanted to post this cool Varric shot before I shut down for the night.  Enjoy!
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Oh I found Bartrand...
<== Iz n00bz

And Varric has some pretty awesome lines... almost everywhere! He's just <3

So... where are all the key flirt situations with Varric? Those that have HEART I mean, not the diamond. I already know about the Night Terrors one...

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Reading all this, I so want to play the game through again only to listen to all Varric's amazing lines once more. Sadly, I don't like (or have time for) playing the renegade Hawke. Especially when I vowed myself to try Varric's rivalry path. Now I feel tempted to cheat in some negative app points so I wouldn't have to be mean to him :D

@famousmoviestar
Thanks for the fic! I'll get to it later.

@Patriciachr34
I love Aveline/Varric interaction, especially how he and Isabela tease her. Or the "I think my jaw just landed in the Deep Roads somewhere." after Aveline's speech about the goats and wheat.
And cool Varric pics are always welcome ^^

@TriviaAeducan:
I've never seen any other flirt option :(

But for everyone craving some Varric lurve (viewer discretion is advised) :
No. 1
No. 2
No. 3
No. 4
No. 5
No. 6
No. 7

Unfortunately there aren't many bed scenes because poor Varric either gets stuck in or under it during cutscenes - not to mention BioWare didn't give us any naked dwarven textures for DA2. <_< (except one particular chest of course ^^)

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XBeth wrote...

No. 4


In that situation I'd make that exact face.

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Hold it, there's a lute! Can I play it..?
^kinda NSFW

EDIT:
Chest hair for male Hawke... I KNEW it would happen! Thank you Varric XP

Modifié par TriviaAeducan, 04 avril 2011 - 04:15 .


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TriviaAeducan wrote...

Hold it, there's a lute! Can I play it..?
^kinda NSFW


The elven slave that you can hire as a servant apparently tries to teach Merril to play if you romance her.

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Ah the Varric chesthair thread, how do I love thee . . .

And I must say good work everyone, we were so right about him! He is awesome in just they way we thought he would be. I love the banter, especially between him and Fenris. I haven't really tried bringing both him and Isabela though, seems like it would be good.

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Patriciachr34

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Some times the banter between Isabella and Varric reminds of two naughty school children.

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Herr Uhl

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Patriciachr34 wrote...

Some times the banter between Isabella and Varric reminds of two naughty school children.


You mean like when he reads Isabela's Aveline/Donnic fanfic?

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Yes. I actually blushed with that banter. (blushes).

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I forever live in denial, and my fangirl mind will always try to rationalize ;A;

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aimo_ahmed wrote...

I forever live in denial, and my fangirl mind will always try to rationalize ;A;

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Whatevz this totally happened!!!11 :wub:

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Cassandra: I've heard rumors that you may have... had intimate relations with the Champion. Tell me about the night you were... together.
Varric: *inspects fingernails through glove* Which one?

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jackkel dragon wrote...

Cassandra: I've heard rumors that you may have... had intimate relations with the Champion. Tell me about the night you were... together.
Varric: *inspects fingernails through glove* Which one?


Ah ha ha hah!

I just popped by this thread to say (as I'm sure has been said before, though I'm too lazy to check) oh please, can't we romance Varric in an expansion or DLC? He wouldn't have been my *first* choice, it's true--I'm quite smitten with Anders--but the more I play this game, the more I love Varric.

I...I kind of want to marry him. Oh, please, Bioware, give us a romancable Varric! You don't even have to throw in any big dramatic loss-and-redemption storyline. Just let me run my hands down that magnificent dwarven chest *one time* and I'll be happy.

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aimo_ahmed wrote...

I forever live in denial, and my fangirl mind will always try to rationalize ;A;

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He is so invested in cheesy romance novels that both rip their bodices.

Edit: And Isabela has ranks in stealth, put them to use instead of whining.

Modifié par Herr Uhl, 05 avril 2011 - 09:07 .