leonia42 wrote...
I'm usually terrible at taking good/funny screenshots but managed to capture this expression on Varric today:

The only witty comments coming to mind are immature fart jokes so hope you guys can do better 
Heh, looks to me like he just said something that has stopped them in their tracks and is now smiling half sheepishly half smug.
Varric: What? You've never thought of trying it?
Hawke: No.
Varric: But the silk is so smooth against my chest hair!
Anders: You know, he has a point.
Hawke: *facepalm*
Bethany: *Blushes* Well, just stay away from MY clothes in future. Please?
Varric: No worries, I'm eyeing up the Rivani's wardrobe.
Best I could come up with still half asleep.

P.S I feel sorry for your Bethany.

But at least Blondie is there.