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Varric Tethras: Chest Hair & Dwarven Goodness 3.0 "Say Hello To Bianca!"


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#1876
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is it just me or do the cat's look happy to see varric's chest hair? the chest hair knows no bound's.

#1877
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aimo_ahmed wrote...

Anarya wrote...

We HAVE also been active for longer than any of the other fan threads. And since we were pretty much spot-on in our pre-release assessment of Varric's character, we don't have much that's new to talk about. :(


Varric turned out to be so awesome in the actual game that he has rendered us speechless.

Allow me to put into picture what I can't put in words:

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Varric will definitely win this Chest-Off of course, duh.


Chest-off? I see kitten suicide bomber.
The chantry will fall to the devastation of a million hungry cats :D

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Pseudocognition wrote...

aimo_ahmed wrote...

Anarya wrote...

We HAVE also been active for longer than any of the other fan threads. And since we were pretty much spot-on in our pre-release assessment of Varric's character, we don't have much that's new to talk about. :(


Varric turned out to be so awesome in the actual game that he has rendered us speechless.

Allow me to put into picture what I can't put in words:
(snip)
Varric will definitely win this Chest-Off of course, duh.


Chest-off? I see kitten suicide bomber.
The chantry will fall to the devastation of a million hungry cats :D


I support purrorism.

Modifié par yukidama, 06 mai 2011 - 10:51 .


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Pseudocognition wrote...

Chest-off? I see kitten suicide bomber.

Releasing kittens in a chantry? The cruelty and wickedness of the mages have no bounds.

(also, awesome picture)

Modifié par tmp7704, 06 mai 2011 - 11:25 .


#1880
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Oh Anders, nice try but you were never going to win that contest. <3 you Aimo. xD

#1881
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Pseudocognition wrote...

aimo_ahmed wrote...

Anarya wrote...

We HAVE also been active for longer than any of the other fan threads. And since we were pretty much spot-on in our pre-release assessment of Varric's character, we don't have much that's new to talk about. :(


Varric turned out to be so awesome in the actual game that he has rendered us speechless.

Allow me to put into picture what I can't put in words:

*meow* *snip*

Varric will definitely win this Chest-Off of course, duh.


Chest-off? I see kitten suicide bomber.
The chantry will fall to the devastation of a million hungry cats :D


So much win. The image and statements :o

Did I mention that I <3 the Varric Thread inhabitants?

Because I WUV YOO ALL!

I have a new GIF in creation... And yes, it will have Varric.

#1882
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Zevran/EVERYONE

EDIT: Is it an unofficial tradition that every top page MUST have a image of Character of said Thread..? I noticed Carver and Anders thread doing so... I don't mind us having MOAR Varric every new page...:innocent:

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#1883
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Varric is on a horse.

#1884
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I'm on the warpath, atm. I finished my first playthrough...but it crashed in the epilogue, so I didn't get to see what happened to my Hawke. This so daunted me that I didn't play again, until last night. I booted up DA2, went through the entire Meredith fight *again* and got to the epilogue. I got as far as Varric's beautiful face, and then it crashed again. And again.
>: Why do you hate me, Varric? We're besties and you know we have a de-facto ninja romance going on, (sorry, Anders) so why do you keep torturing me?
Has anyone else had a similar problem?

#1885
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TriviaAeducan wrote...

Zevran/EVERYONE

EDIT: Is it an unofficial tradition that every top page MUST have a image of Character of said Thread..? I noticed Carver and Anders thread doing so... I don't mind us having MOAR Varric every new page...:innocent:


Also, that gif is made of win, but a little small for my bad eyes. Is that DA2 Zev, there? He looks like he's wearing the gear Rooster gives him in her comic on Deviant art, the black pants and red sash of sexiness. (pictured to perfection here: http://rooster82.dev...llery/#/d3epqej )

#1886
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@Elrena Oooh I love Rooster82's Zevran/Mahariel comic!!! SO MUCH LOVE FOR IT! Haha yes I used DA2 Zev's model and the body is the default naked elf body. Which means, if you were to strip every elf in Kirkwall, they would be wearing those pants. IMHO, thank god there ain't no ugly underpants anymore. HOWEVER, there is NO "naked" dwarf model ;_; The default is that same outfit almost every dwarf in Kirkwall wears, it's like some sort of lame surface uniform ><"

Sorry about the tiny GIF, any larger and the file would be incredibly hard to upload, but perhaps I might just make a slightly larger one for your eyes to see ;) Varric is hilarious in love scenes due to an awful (when I mean awful, it's AWFUL) lot of clipping.

Oh and about your problem, I have only faced it (crashing) when I go crazy on modding. Perhaps it's a DirectX issue? Or Varric is ninja-romancing you, so hot that the game can't handle. Maybe you should ask on the Technical Help forums.

PS: Did Rooster82 actually predict the DA2 elf pants..? GASP!

PPS: Happy news for me, I managed to upload my Hawke, MUAHAHAHAHA. Well, my third Hawke. First and Second hasn't showed up (fanon Varricmancer and a Sebastian romance).

PPPS: Another OFFTOPIC but I need to know which armors can be applied on male elves. I already found that robes work on the male elves and quite a few armors work on the female elves. I really miss playing non-humans... If only DA3 had non-human canon options and scrapped human PCs altogether XP I want mah VARRIC-MANCE BY THEN. Gaider did say dwarf/dwarf is fine by him...

#1887
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MOAR ROMANCE NOVELS!
Varric/Aveline

For those who missed out on the rest,
Varric/Bethany
Varric/Elthina

...and many many more!

#1888
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I love the Stone Heart Breaker. (Swoons)

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Oh... dear... God... I somehow missed "Clerical Error" before, and I think I nearly died laughing just now.

Modifié par fibchopkin, 13 mai 2011 - 02:05 .


#1890
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For those of you Varric Fans on deviantART,

The Varric FanClub is working towards becoming a Super Group, therefore we would need Points to do so.
If you could spare some points, please do ^^

Here's the link that would lead you to where you should donate.

For your information,
A Super Group is a Premium Group which has all the bells and whistles as a Group, but Super Groups get additional customization features and are highlighted in the Groups Directory.

#1891
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Clerical Error! Oh my, these are tears of pure joy.

#1892
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"Now with MOAR MAKERNOOO (kinda)"

:wizard:MOAR stupid GIFs from yours truly:wizard:

#1893
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TriviaAeducan wrote...

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Varric is smart enough to punch in the gut, rather than the jaw. No bones in the way.

#1894
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Brilliant! I bet dwarf punches hurt, I mean look at those dudes, they're built like brick sh-thouses.

#1895
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Oh boy, that man needs a punch. Well done, Varric hahah.

#1896
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Hmmm.... I have Varric the shard in Act 3. Is this going to backfire in a grand way now =) always fun to try new things.

#1897
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Look who lost in this race..?
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Is Varric EVER annoying? I always find myself smiling at his quips. Rivalry or Friendship. e.g "No one can sit on their ass eating bon-bons as well you Hawke." (paraphrased sarcastic reply from Varric if Hawke desires to be a noble)

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Xewaka wrote...

TriviaAeducan wrote...

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Varric is smart enough to punch in the gut, rather than the jaw. No bones in the way.


Are you sure he's punching the gut? :P

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TriviaAeducan wrote...
Varric/Elthina

Damn! The Chantry Robe has never looked better. Now where is my Robes of Unblemished Cleanliness, I need to see Varric...

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@Patricia He may have punched the mage-makers..?

@iOnlySignIn Oooh I enjoyed that robe when I played a mage.

Alas I'm a rogue at heart.

Hey, anyone knows if there's a mod to give Hawke a Bianca replica..?