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Varric Tethras: Chest Hair & Dwarven Goodness 3.0 "Say Hello To Bianca!"


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#1951
FenrisDeSolar

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LOL! I think I'll have to now! :o

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It's not fair that we didn't get to romance varric! Finally we get a dwarf without a beard that is funny and cool, and we can't romance him. Bull****.

Does bioware have something against dwarfs? You can be buddies but can't romance them.

Hands down he would have been the funnest romance character.

#1953
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Varric is the one companion who can't die or abandon you. Hopefully they'll pull a Garrus with him and bring him back in DA3 as a LI.

A girl can dream, can't she?

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CulturalGeekGirl wrote...

Varric is the one companion who can't die or abandon you. Hopefully they'll pull a Garrus with him and bring him back in DA3 as a LI.

A girl can dream, can't she?


Well, apparently statistics are in our favour so all I am saying is that we keep campaigning!!!

Also, we need something for his non-romance fans.

Maybe a banner that says

VARRIC: BRO OF THE CENTURY

There are already plenty of Varric for DA3 LI Banners here...
http://social.biowar...scussion/10110/

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*double post*

Modifié par TriviaAeducan, 28 juin 2011 - 10:01 .


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Victorita9 wrote...

It's not fair that we didn't get to romance varric! Finally we get a dwarf without a beard that is funny and cool, and we can't romance him. Bull****.

Does bioware have something against dwarfs? You can be buddies but can't romance them.

Hands down he would have been the funnest romance character.


Without a beard!? You act like that's a good thing! I slapped a beard on varric as soon as there was a mod!

www.dragonagenexus.com/downloads/file.php

SO much better. Now that's a dwarf I could romance.

Modifié par Wishpig, 29 juin 2011 - 12:30 .


#1957
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Now, now... we don't want to start a debate between pro-beard and anti-beard... :D

I just <3 Varric for the way he is :wub:

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TriviaAeducan wrote...

Now, now... we don't want to start a debate between pro-beard and anti-beard... :D

I just <3 Varric for the way he is :wub:


God forbid we attract the attention of the pro-mustache group. They're F*IN CRAZY!

Mustaches... such a thin line between total bad*** and creeper.

#1959
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I usually like beards, but I think Varric looks better without one. Simply because he looks more rare, and his chesthair gets more attention. Yeah... ;]

#1960
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Leske didn't have a beard and he was frickin' suave.

Well, he was also voiced by Brian Bloom :lol:

Gorim has a beard and he's so noble and such a gentleman :wub:

So it's obviously more about the personality rather than the facial hair.

Wade's Moustache fans are crazier if I heard the story right :lol:

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TriviaAeducan wrote...

Now, now... we don't want to start a debate between pro-beard and anti-beard... :D

I just <3 Varric for the way he is :wub:

the chest hair beats both argument's  hand's down. why you ask? becuse it conts as natural armor. come on how could any body strike somthing so Manly and powerful. it can also melt off faces in the right light.

Modifié par vicegt, 03 juillet 2011 - 06:17 .


#1962
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Varric is perfect just the way he is. Take this "beard" talk out of his thread, you sins agains nature.

#1963
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Verric is awesome but I'm nervous about demanding Bioware bring him back.

In fact, after what they did to Anders, I'm alright if they never reuse a companion character ever again..

#1964
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The whole concept behind Anders in DA2 was actually great.



They just.... didn't execute the transition very well so it does feel sudden to some people. Me? I always saw Anders in DA:A as being a very dark individual, so I liked his change. What I didn't like was how he was more pro-active than Hawke.


now, back to Varric. Varric's chest hair.

That's all that needs to be said to get this back on topic.

#1965
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The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

now, back to Varric. Varric's chest hair.


I want to pet it...

#1966
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DreamerM wrote...

The Ethereal Writer Redux wrote...

now, back to Varric. Varric's chest hair.


I want to pet it...


Nuzzle against it...

#1967
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Anders changed writer and was posessed by a spirit. I don't see this happening with Varric any soon. Plus, Anders got way more interesting in Dragon Age II.

About Varric, I really hope he get a DLC of his own. Bianca's Song? Paragon of Manliness Hunt? The Golems of Chest Hair?

#1968
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Dhiro wrote...

Anders changed writer and was posessed by a spirit. I don't see this happening with Varric any soon. Plus, Anders got way more interesting in Dragon Age II.

About Varric, I really hope he get a DLC of his own. Bianca's Song? Paragon of Manliness Hunt? The Golems of Chest Hair?


Dhiro, you comic gold :lol:

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Dhiro wrote...

Anders changed writer and was posessed by a spirit. I don't see this happening with Varric any soon.


No, Varric might get his hands on some of that red Lyrium that was once Meredith's Statue, go crazy and start cutting peices off people like Bartrand did. And kill a bunch of innocents and angst about it.

If Anders is any model.

Dhiro wrote...
Plus, Anders got way more interesting in Dragon Age II.


"Interesting" is not quite the word I would use. But this is not the time or place.

CHEST HAIR!

#1970
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DreamerM wrote...

CHEST HAIR!


COMING RIGHT UP!

Varrictaur/Varricpony/Varrichorse!

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Wink!

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#1971
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Hehe, I remember the "wink" one. Oh, Varric, the things that could have been.

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Dhiro wrote...

Hehe, I remember the "wink" one. Oh, Varric, the things that could have been.


Well, I think all those things still can be... with the power of AU fanfic and fanart. Perhaps not eveyone's preference, but hey, it works for me... ;)

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I have yet to read a decent Varric/M!Hawke fanfic.

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Wishpig wrote...

Without a beard!? You act like that's a good thing! I slapped a beard on varric as soon as there was a mod!
www.dragonagenexus.com/downloads/file.php
SO much better. Now that's a dwarf I could romance.


So, entirely, no.  Varric doesn't need a beard with a mustache ... maybe give him some nice mutton chops, but I wouldn't go further that that. 

As one of Varric's chested acolytes, I can tell you the chops do go well with the chest - if I can pull it off this well, Varric could devirginize an empire. 

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That's probably why they didn't give Varric the chops. The player's would be so mesmerized by Varric's awesomeness they wouldn't be able to get past the first meeting with him. It could also create a health hazard if people were too besotted with Varricness to leave their computers.