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Varric Tethras: Chest Hair & Dwarven Goodness 3.0 "Say Hello To Bianca!"


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#151
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Turnip the Scintillating wrote...

Dagnabbitall, I was hoping to stay out of the posting thing. But I've been lurking through the Varric Threads in their numerous incarnations, always lurking...and loving...

But now? Now I have been driven to actually post due to this horror. I...I want my Var-bear. Why are they not giving us the Var-bear? D':

-sniffle- Is it because he's a dwarf? 'Cause he's not really that tiny, he's just compact. He's as much if not more man per cubic inch as anyone else, which means that he is so much more manly due to his dwarven volume.

Tell me we can at least flirt heavily with him? Because fanfiction is a cold comfort. A cold and scary comfort.


There, there. It'll be alright.

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Patriciachr34 wrote...

I wonder if Mary went of vacation to avoid the fans. I hope not. We love Varric regardless of LI status. We all know he will be very well written and we have Mary to thank for that.


The put her into a witness protection program, coinciding with the announcement Varric isn't a LI.

They shouldn't have, Varric fangirls are clearly upset, but not the bad kind of raging upset.

Modifié par Wishpig, 15 février 2011 - 10:26 .


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Herr Uhl wrote...

yukidama wrote...

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Bobad wrote...

I certainly hope Varric has some shady sidequests set aside, hopefully stealing a lot of money from bastards or just relieving the wives and daughters of Kirkwall's nobility of their chastity.


In one of the interviews (or something) it sounded like Varric could assassinate people for you. Shady sidequests don't seem too much of a stretch.


I thought that was more of a general thing, not specifically linked to Varric. It would be interesting to have lackeys do all the dirty work, or have the character who you're doing the quest for actually kill the person.


Enlisting his network to help you with taking care of political competition (as the only review thus far mentioned much politics being in the game) would be an interesting option instead of doing it diplomatically or just straight up killing them yourself.


Oh, the context I am speaking of is in cases where The Warden Hawke would just murderknife a dude during quests. But your idea sounds good too, for a different context.

#154
Herr Uhl

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Mostly because I want to have henchmen or underlings. Being able to hire people for jobs is one of the things I liked with awakenings.

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Herr Uhl wrote...

Mostly because I want to have henchmen or underlings. Being able to hire people for jobs is one of the things I liked with awakenings.


It would be awesome and extremely fittinng given Varric's life.

I wonder how they're gonna work Varric into the story. He's a filthy rich merchant "prince" with loads of cash and men at his disposal. I sure hope they bring that into play somehow. Would be awesome if he had a special move that summoned two randomn dwarfs to fight by your side.

I have a feeling they might outcast Varric somehow.

Modifié par Wishpig, 15 février 2011 - 10:31 .


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Wishpig wrote...

Patriciachr34 wrote...

I wonder if Mary went of vacation to avoid the fans. I hope not. We love Varric regardless of LI status. We all know he will be very well written and we have Mary to thank for that.


The put her into a witness protection program, coinciding with the announcement Varric isn't a LI.

They shouldn't have, Varric fangirls are clearly upset, but not the bad kind of raging upset.


I like to think we handled the news.... elegantly. *blows bubble pipe*

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Bobad wrote...

I certainly hope Varric has some shady sidequests set aside, (..) or just relieving the wives and daughters of Kirkwall's nobility of their chastity.

Hawing Hawke play the lookout for Varric so he can get it on with other women could be pretty cruel.
... so there's probably decent chance exactly that is going to happen. Posted Image

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yukidama wrote...

Wishpig wrote...

Patriciachr34 wrote...

I wonder if Mary went of vacation to avoid the fans. I hope not. We love Varric regardless of LI status. We all know he will be very well written and we have Mary to thank for that.


The put her into a witness protection program, coinciding with the announcement Varric isn't a LI.

They shouldn't have, Varric fangirls are clearly upset, but not the bad kind of raging upset.


I like to think we handled the news.... elegantly. *blows bubble pipe*

classy Varric-thread was classy. *nods* I don't think anyone even so much as touched "raging" really.

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tmp7704 wrote...

Bobad wrote...

I certainly hope Varric has some shady sidequests set aside, (..) or just relieving the wives and daughters of Kirkwall's nobility of their chastity.

Hawing Hawke play the lookout for Varric so he can get it on with other women could be pretty cruel.
... so there's probably decent chance exactly that is going to happen. Posted Image


Lol, no way. They're gonna make Varric hook up with Aveline.

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Oh, and flaunt it right in front of Hawke? I could see that...

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Maybe Varric will hook up with Hawke's mom?



Okay, I'll shut up now.

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Mom AND sister.

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Varric will hook up with EVERYONE except Hawke. Our tears will fuel BioWare for years to come.

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Varric lives at the brothel.

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Yup, even the dog will love him more.

Carver: Mom, Garrett is bawling in his room.... again.

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lv12medic wrote...

Maybe Varric will hook up with Hawke's mom?

Okay, I'll shut up now.


Ah, coming home and hearing odd noises from upstairs.

It could be an awesome encounter, and momma Hawke has been single for a while.

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tmp7704 wrote...

Mom AND sister.


And if Bethany is dead, Carver.

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yukidama wrote...

tmp7704 wrote...

Mom AND sister.


And if Bethany is dead, Carver.


And if Carver is absent, your aunt.

Edit: Back to Carver when he gets home, of course.

Modifié par Herr Uhl, 16 février 2011 - 01:49 .


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Herr Uhl wrote...

And if Carver is absent, your aunt.

Hawke: I... i didn't even know i had an aunt!
Varric: Well, let me assure you, i have verified her similarity with other members of your family throughout and in-depth.

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tmp7704 wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

And if Carver is absent, your aunt.

Hawke: I... i didn't even know i had an aunt!
Varric: Well, let me assure you, i have verified her similarity with other members of your family throughout and in-depth.

You move in with her, IIRC. So I think you'll notice her.

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Ahh, the family that's lived in Kirkwall and which is the reason you come to Kirkwall in the first place? I kinda forgot they existed.

Modifié par tmp7704, 16 février 2011 - 02:02 .


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Herr Uhl wrote...

tmp7704 wrote...

Herr Uhl wrote...

And if Carver is absent, your aunt.

Hawke: I... i didn't even know i had an aunt!
Varric: Well, let me assure you, i have verified her similarity with other members of your family throughout and in-depth.

You move in with her, IIRC. So I think you'll notice her.


Varric will have sex with every human in Kirkwall, except Hawke. The city will be repopulated by half-dwarves.

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I thought this thread would be pages upon pages of rage since he's confirmed as a non-li. Huh.

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oh did the other thread finally die? what count was it up to?

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Nimpe wrote...

I thought this thread would be pages upon pages of rage since he's confirmed as a non-li. Huh.

Varric's fans are too classy for raging. Posted Image