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Varric Tethras: Chest Hair & Dwarven Goodness 3.0 "Say Hello To Bianca!"


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#1976
LadyBlueSweetie

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Dhiro wrote...

I have yet to read a decent Varric/M!Hawke fanfic.


Yeah, fair point. There're a couple I like on the kink meme a whole lot... but they're pretty much just smut. Not a whole lot of plot, which is great for the venue, of course. But yeah, the other fanfic sites have some good F!Hawke/Varric stuff, but are indeed sorely lacking in M!Hawke. I would remedy it, if only I were better able.

#1977
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elearon1 wrote...

So, entirely, no.  Varric doesn't need a beard with a mustache ... maybe give him some nice mutton chops, but I wouldn't go further that that. 

As one of Varric's chested acolytes, I can tell you the chops do go well with the chest - if I can pull it off this well, Varric could devirginize an empire.


LMAO! I reckon he could probably do that regardless! The voice, man! The stories! ...the chesthair... *drools*

#1978
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You know what I would absolutely love? If we could choose our race for DA3 and then romance Varric as a dwarf. That would be sooooo sweet! I miss my little dwarfy wardens. They're my fav's.

#1979
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Patriciachr34 wrote...

You know what I would absolutely love? If we could choose our race for DA3 and then romance Varric as a dwarf. That would be sooooo sweet! I miss my little dwarfy wardens. They're my fav's.


I would not object to that. Although, I'm wary. I'd rather not have Varric return at all than have him turn up only to feature in a doomed romance with a tragic ending.

#1980
Patriciachr34

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I just heard a fun banter between Isabella and Varric. It's started with Isabella asking Varric how one becomes a paragon and ends with Isabella stating the Varric is already a paragon of manliness. Even Isabella is mesmerized be the awesomeness that is Varric.

#1981
Dhiro

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I like the chest hair banters that Isabela and Varric have.

I also think I've saw a "Paragon of Manliness" banner somewhere.

#1982
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Not sure if any of these have been posted

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Anyway, Dhiro, if you find that banner do share it with us!
I was just browsing through our banner collection here
http://social.biowar...scussion/10110/

Couldn't find it... :crying:

Anyways... I was at another forum and most of the members would rather Varric remain only bro :(

I really miss playing a dwarf and I REALLY would want a Varric-mance...

I think DA3 could give us a choice between elf and dwarf with a similar background (like some sort of mercenary from someplace, think Awakening's Orlesian warden) and they could maintain the same VO for both races BUT additional dialogue depending on whether you're a dwarf or elf  :happy:

Oh and Varric can deflower THE UNIVERSE XD

#1983
GameBoyish

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NOT FORGETTING!
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APPARENTLY YOU CAN BUY THE MANLY CALENDAR COLLECTION!!!!

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#1984
Dhiro

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Carver and Varric look amazing. Sadly for the author, the full images will be in the internet as soon as the first person get it.

And yes, I'll show the banner here if I find it again somewhere.

#1985
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Some news on Jakface's calendar - 56 hours left, and she's $600 away from $10,000 raised. If she hits the 10k mark, she will donate $1000 raised to Child's Play charities! Get your calendars if you haven't yet, and be entered in the raffle for some awesome prizes INCLUDING (snagged directly from Jak's Tumblr):

Milestone Prizes

Okay guys, last night I came up with the Milestone ideas for the last 63 hours of calendar preorder. Here we go.
$5000 - Alistair marker picture collaborated between caiterhe and I
$6000 - 3 drawings (Tuxedo Alistair, Sebastian/Anders Braveheart, Once Upon a Fade sketch)
$7000 - Commission extravaganza! 3 commissions available.
1 by Milli, a 1 character sketch of the Dragon Age hottie of your choice
1 by Kamidoodles, 1 character lineart with shadows added
1 by me, 1 character of your choice with flat color
$8000 - A full set of Dragon Age dudes headshots on Kraft paper with art by me, in this style: http://jakface.tumbl...d-with-my-super of Fenris, Alistair, Anders, Sebastian and Zevran.
$9000 - A print of my piece the Hero Of Ferelden from Zazzle.com! The 17 X 34 one, mailed anywhere in the world!
$10,000 Okay this is special, guys! For one, I will do a fully CG’d
special “CENTERFOLD” piece of the Dragon Age character (any of them) of
their choosing. Can be another character, can be one already done.
Printed out and mailed along with it with the full resolution emailed to
them.
ALSO - if I manage to raise $10,000, I WILL DONATE $1000 TO CHILD’S PLAY CHARITY.
So hopefully that is more incentive for you guys to keep spreading
the word. I hope you’re not sick of me yet! :) 63 hours to go![/quote]


http://igg.me/p/33657?i=shlk

#1986
elearon1

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It is sad how expensive it is to make calenders.

#1987
GameBoyish

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My sis says technically, she shouldn't be selling it in the first place due to copyright reasons but... close one eye..?

#1988
Dhiro

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The calendar is great, but please stop spamming about it, lywinis.

I'm not going to buy it because a) I don't have the means; B) I already have a calendar; c) I don't want it. But it's a nice thing for the author do.

@Trivia

I'm not sure, but I assume that she really shouldn't be selling it. If Bioware will do something about it or not, I don't know.

#1989
Patriciachr34

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She's not recreating someone else's art. It's her artwork, original drawings of a subject matter. What she draws is up to her. Just for reference, I do not believe Campbell's soup had any issues with Andy Warhol's art. So I do not believe that there is an issue for the calendar.

#1990
GameBoyish

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Thanks for clearing that up Patricia :) My sis draws quite a bit of fanart as well if you're interested in seeing or even commissioning her http://dragonreine.deviantart.com

She did a Chinese New Year Varric wallpaper back then XD

#1991
Patriciachr34

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Wow Trivia! That is really well done. I'll have to think about this one.

#1992
elearon1

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http://aimo.devianta...ether-239128803

On Deviant Art, "Pipperdude" asks "aw, why doesn't Varric get any loving in the game?"

To which he receives the reply: "Because the level of pure suave they'd need to do justice to a Varric love scene would have literally caused women to melt across their keyboards, while simultaneously crushing the ego of every man to lay eyes upon the act itself. Henceforth no man could ever get a date without being compared to Varric ... a new, national "Varric Scale" would need to be created to measure one's manliness. Meanwhile the international shaving cream and razor blade conglomerates would suffer huge economic setbacks when men realized that the Way of the Chest was the only true way to live; and so stopped shaving below the neck. Chaos would ensue.

Varric spares you all this by omitting his love affairs in the retelling of Hawke's legend."

Obviously, this "Maehedrose" guy who wrote the reply is Varric in disguise.

#1993
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I was JUST about to post that quote!

Seriously epic.

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#1994
andrastesASS

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i love how that book appears EVERY time you see varric reading in fan art :)

#1995
elearon1

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andrastesASS wrote...

i love how that book appears EVERY time you see varric reading in fan art :)


It's his very favorite book.

#1996
elearon1

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I'm thinking about Cosplaying Varric for PAX, anyone have any ideas on how to make up a mock Bianca?

#1997
andrastesASS

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i suppose that depends on whether you want it open or retracted,dunnit?

#1998
elearon1

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Retracted would probably be best, so I can carry it on my back and not have to lug it around all day.

#1999
GameBoyish

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Well, you could PM the person who did this cosplay for advice
http://virusq.devian...thras-211529096

Or this guy
http://kemporer.devi...-is-I-212075063

Both had Bianca made, so they could help...

#2000
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yeah i would think the main body could be made of wood.... if you wanted to be lazy, styrofoam lol

Modifié par andrastesASS, 19 juillet 2011 - 06:47 .