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[Commander Waha]

Leaning back and crossing your arms is a great way to tell someone to F*** themselves nonverbally.

[Greybox_Inception]

quarians are crazy (freedom's progress being a example).

[Pwener2313]

stuboy52 wrote...

ive learnt that crustaceons will try to commit galactic genocide

[Greybox_Inception]

stuboy52 wrote...

ive learnt that crustaceons will try to commit galactic genocide

LMAO, god this site is friggin halarious.
 *tries not to get banned*

[Greybox_Inception]

[quote]Pwener2313 wrote...

[quote]stuboy52 wrote...

ive learnt that crustaceons will try to commit galactic genocide[/quote]

[smilie]http://andrewtrevor-jones.com/S_mestus_Monument08-3.jpg[/smilie]:lol::lol::lol: ... dude i hope mass effect 3 has more humor.

[Sentox6]

1. The best time to check your gun is once you're in a hostage stand-off, not before.



2. "I should go" is the last thing you need to say in a conversation.



3. As long as you say something with enough conviction, you will always convince the other person.

[Greybox_Inception]

Altered Idol wrote...

Leaving a bar with a hot woman can often result in a life or death situation.

hopefully the sexy women are elves or human, and aren't henchwomen/ female mercenaries out for shepard's blood :-(

the citadel is awesome, and sexy (mass effect 1, and mass effect 2).

more human strippers would be nice though.

but yeah let's take your advice *avoiding sexy women in bars*

[Cadaver19]

That I too can bludgeon pretty hard.

[Greybox_Inception]

Sentox6 wrote...

1. The best time to check your gun is once you're in a hostage stand-off, not before.

2. "I should go" is the last thing you need to say in a conversation.

3. As long as you say something with enough conviction, you will always convince the other person.

i should go is one of my favorite lines in mass effect 2.

[RainyDayLover]

I will meet every person I've ever known within a 2-block radius upon arriving at an airport of a random country.

When clearing an enemy base, I shall holster my weapon and walk in like I'm on a sunny picnic every time I go into a room.

Modifié par RainyDayLover, 16 février 2011 - 12:37 .

[2kgnsiika]

A creepy smile in the right spot will get you laid?



Seriously, though, if there's a real lesson to be learned: do what you think is right, regardless of what others think. Even if it means punching your boss in the face, stealing their ship and signing up with a bunch of terrorists... Wait, that came out wrong...

[Pwener2313]

If you have a few billions lying around, you can bring grandma back from the dead by donating it to a terrorist organization.

[Netin]

All you need in order to survive in the vacuum of empty space is a breather mask.

[RainyDayLover]

Great pick-up line to use at a bar: Stare at the her/him from head to toe and say "Human...viable possibility. Impressive genetic malleability. Impressive technical potential"

Modifié par RainyDayLover, 16 février 2011 - 12:44 .

[Kusy]

I learned how to drive thanks to Mass Effect 1

[that_one_guy02]

I learned to eavesdrop on strangers and then ask them about their problems

[Pwener2313]

Mr.Kusy wrote...

I learned how to drive thanks to Mass Effect 1

Mass effect 1 driving school

[Pwener2313]

I learned to loot buildings and underground bases with a computer.

[exskeeny]

I learned that taking a good and pure route means I still have to kill my enemies, just with a gun rather than a cool evil takedown.

[exskeeny]

I also learned to install toughened glass, especially in high-rise buildings.

[RainyDayLover]

I've learned that I cannot exit my car unless it's parked on level terrain.

[Kusy]

I learned that you should allways pust your wallet in your inner pocket, especialy when passing near cows.

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

You can take as many explosive rockets to the face as you desire, provided you rest between them.

[Asylou]

RainyDayLover wrote...

Great pick-up line to use at a bar: Stare at the her/him from head to toe and say "Human...viable possibility. Impressive genetic malleability. Impressive technical potential"

This.

Seriously, This is my next pickup-line.
Gonna hit alot of homeruns.

[KenKenpachi]

Pwener2313 wrote...

If you have a few billions lying around, you can bring grandma back from the dead by donating it to a terrorist organization.

LOL oh god I should not be laughing at this considering my grand ma just died recently but god thats gold.

To never trust a man with glowing demon eyes.

And

When in doubt headbutt.  For only then will you understand.